Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

People that talk smack about a car because of the country it's made in or what badge is on it.

Oh yeah, I have a friend that calls the Mk.2 Ford Focus RS gay and why does he say that you may ask? Because it's american. *facepalm* I'm pretty sure the Focus RS is German made right? Also, he's assuming that all american cars are bad. As I said already, I just think it's very immature and stupid to think like that.
 
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This an "gay" don't go together.
 
Azure Flare
This car was never sold in America.
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This is a guy that also owns a 944 with a sequential manual gearbox, wheel-mounted controls and a rack for his wheelchair (he's paraplegic). I have no idea how he got the RS imported (and also converted), but he's the kind of guy who would.
 
If someone could just import this for me, I would be in heaven. Lotuses and Skylines are cool, as are Cosworths. But nothing is cooler (or more bats*** insane) than a Sagaris with its roof cut off.
 
RandomCarGuy17
People that talk smack about a car because of the country it's made in or what badge is on it.

Oh yeah, I have a friend that calls the Mk.2 Ford Focus RS gay and why does he say that you may ask? Because it's american. *facepalm* I'm pretty sure the Focus RS is German made right? Also, he's assuming that all american cars are bad. As I said already, I just think it's very immature and stupid to think like that.
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I think it is not okay to call something or someone gay, just to insult him/her/it or whatever...

You would also never say

"Ey, you :censored:ing bastard, you are straight!"

or would you? This is not offense against @RandomCarGuy17, this is to all the people who use it as an insult:grumpy:
 
Sorry to drag the Civic ricers back into the equation but I have a story too...
When I first got my 300zx, I met up with a few mates in the city and we went out for pizza. The place was packed so we took it back to where our cars were angle parked on the side of the street. Rather than driving around looking for somewhere to eat, we decided the boot of the Z would make a great picnic table and got busy eating and catching up. When suddenly, out of nowhere. NEEERRN NEERN NEERN NEERN NEEEERN!!!

A young guy in a bright orange Civic drove past staring at us, revving it with his clutch in. It was a perfect image, baseball cap, sunglasses at night time, big wheels, loud techno blaring... We stared completely bemused for a quick second before erupting in laughter. We were still joking to each other when he made a second and third limiter bashing pass. I think he got the message when he drove past the fourth time and we all did this sign simultaneously...
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The look on his face was priceless!
 
I don't know.. Some of the Civic jokes are funny but the cars themselves are fine. They're light, have reliable engines, and are highly modifiable. (Forgot to mention fuel economy) You can say what you want about the 'typical' fan base of Civics but, the ones that are truly into their cars are the ones that will probably knock you on your ass when it comes to automotive knowledge.

(edit) But then you have this to counter everything I've said :indiff:

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(via Craigslist)
 
I feel the need to clarify, that's the only run in I've ever had with a Civic driver. A person like that could just as easily been in a Focus or a Commodore or a 300zx. He just happened to have a Civic, think he was top dawg and felt the need to demonstrate it. I have no beef with regular Civic drivers and the cars them self are undeniably fantastic. It's just a shame that some really immature ones choose to do that ^^^ to them :(
 
Hahahaha!!! That was hilarious story Hayden. That ricer felt total owange from you guys. :lol:👍

@Random: Dude, your friends blow my mind when I hear their whack comments about US cars. If somebody told them that some of the "American" cars were built from foreign countries like the Focus and shipped over. I wonder how they would react. And I know alot of US cars and trucks that are not crap.

Ugh, that poor Civic :(. It looks like he scratched it up with a bad primer or matte paint and went tacky with those "stripes". :ill: It reminds me of seeing a 5.7 Hemi Toyota Tracel (a bright green and trashy looking one with no rims) speeding down the freeway and offramp at the light with us (he was making a right hander at the light.) That was one ricer I caught from holiday shopping. :lol:

Man, some people.....:facepalm::lol:
 
phillkillv2
I don't know.. Some of the Civic jokes are funny but the cars themselves are fine. They're light, have reliable engines, and are highly modifiable. (Forgot to mention fuel economy) You can say what you want about the 'typical' fan base of Civics but, the ones that are truly into their cars are the ones that will probably knock you on your ass when it comes to automotive knowledge.

(edit) But then you have this to counter everything I've said :indiff:

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(via Craigslist)
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Does... that have a faux woodgrain steering wheel?:lol:
 
Bopop4
Does... that have a faux woodgrain steering wheel?:lol:
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That's the best part of the car....

Guys in local supermarket car parks thinking they come from the Vettel/Alonso/Raikonnen/Massa/Hamilton/Grosjean/Webber etc. bloodlines. This guy in a Skoda Fabia (dreadful red wheels on the front, white at the back) nearly hit my mums car and claimed he "Had that line"

I felt annoyed so I literally said "If this were a Grand Prix, like you think it is, you'd have been penalised for cutting all the corners you took. And you'd also be in 22nd. Even with an RB9. Or an x2011 for that matter."

His friend laughed a bit, said sorry to us and got in the Fabia, the driver just got in the car and drove off still thinking he was worthy of a place in a Grand Prix. I wouldn't let him loose on a ride on lawn mower
 
:lol:

At first I was like "Wha-" and then I was like "ohhhh".

That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've seen here.
 
How stupid would you have to be to PAINT brake discs??? Anyone with any common sense, let alone knowledge of how brakes work, would ever attempt that. Only question is, did he put them on his car? And if he did, what was his reaction when he squeezed that brake pedal for the first time?
 
I've seen plenty of rotors painted, mainly the center hub the outer edge to cover rust. Never the surface where pads make contact.
 
ImmalovemaGTR
I think it is not okay to call something or someone gay, just to insult him/her/it or whatever...

You would also never say

"Ey, you :censored:ing bastard, you are straight!"

or would you? This is not offense against @RandomCarGuy17, this is to all the people who use it as an insult:grumpy:
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Don't worry buddy, I understand and agree that it's dumb to use that word as an insult.

VspecZR1GT2RS89
@Random: Dude, your friends blow my mind when I hear their whack comments about US cars. If somebody told them that some of the "American" cars were built from foreign countries like the Focus and shipped over. I wonder how they would react. And I know alot of US cars and trucks that are not crap.
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I know right, it blows my mind too on how they can be so ignorant sometimes. Although, they're not all that bad on cars, they don't seem to care at times that I like certain cars that they don't (although they will talk smack about them just for fun).

Leonidae@MFT
You can, however, import an R32 GT-R soon.
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and that will be one of the first cars I buy if I ever earn a great amount of money. I've been looking forward to seeing the R32 in the US.
 
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Not necessarily something someone said, but what they did; a Starlet I looked had a fake boost gauge. To the previous owners credit, it was some-what clever, with the gauge being spidered into the RPM signal wire and looked like you were hitting 10 psi everytime you went full throttle. But yeah, having that in a bone stock Starlet with nothing beyond a chromed exhaust tip and stickerbombed dash panels wouldn't exactly fool anyone. Oh, and it had NOS floormats with blue flames on them. Beautiful.
 
INEEDNAWZZZ
Not necessarily something someone said, but what they did; a Starlet I looked had a fake boost gauge. To the previous owners credit, it was some-what clever, with the gauge being spidered into the RPM signal wire and looked like you were hitting 10 psi everytime you went full throttle. But yeah, having that in a bone stock Starlet with nothing beyond a chromed exhaust tip and stickerbombed dash panels wouldn't exactly fool anyone. Oh, and it had NOS floormats with blue flames on them. Beautiful.
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I had to laugh so hard on this :lol:
 
It's not just civics. Just today I was coming home from work and I saw what I thought was an Integra riding my 🤬 for over 10 min (Cheap HID lights, decals everywhere, no muffler). Got on the highway and it did a pathetic WOT flyby. Turns out it was a 10th gen SC Thunderbird :lol:. There was lots of traffic so he nearly took my rear bumper off when he pulled out to overtake me. I followed him for a while and the traffic thinned out. Got a clear stretch and let all my 343 horses lose until this guy was a spec in my mirror. I usually don't mess with ricers but don't know why this guy was so ticked off... maybe it was my license plate :lol:

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