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- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)
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- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
Idiot:"Your car sucks! Haha!"
*awkward silence*
Me:"And...."
Idiot:"I.... hah!" *walks away*
*awkward silence*
Me:"And...."
Idiot:"I.... hah!" *walks away*
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- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
The typical car idiot conversation I get.
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- Florida
- GranTurismo0517
- RandomCarGuy17
Another video and there's a guy at the end. Oh yeah, I haven't watched the rest of the video yet, so I'm putting a language warning just in case.
I found the original video that the civic guy is in. It was just an act. Warning, some strong language is in the video.
I found the original video that the civic guy is in. It was just an act. Warning, some strong language is in the video.
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- 8,847
- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
Just happened.
On the way home. Come up to a set of lights, three cars in the left lane - the one I was in - and none in the right. I take it.
I pull up, and there is this kid furiously texting away. Head all the way down. Not even paying attention to what's happening in front or behind him.
I'm just staring at this man in disbelief. I'm pissed that he's texting. So the whole time I'm staring at him and shaking my head at the same time.
He looks up and looks over to his right.
I'm in my Ranger and he's in a new Mazda3.
When he looks over I start mocking him. I pretend like I'm furiously texting too.
He didn't like that.
He rolls his window down, and I manually roll my window down - it's a base model Ranger
- and says:
"You wanna race?"
"You?! On this strip?! At 11 PM?! Hell no!"
"Pussy!"
"Is what you're not getting tonight! She's not replying is she...? Yeah I can tell why, jagoff!"
He rolled up his window and looked straight ahead in shame.
He gunned it when the light turned green.
I waited a second, and slowly took off. Why? Because the O.P.P. (Ontario Provincial Police) is at the grocery shop 200m away.
Next thing you know, flashing lights, sirens, and a pissed off officer.
What a tool.
On the way home. Come up to a set of lights, three cars in the left lane - the one I was in - and none in the right. I take it.
I pull up, and there is this kid furiously texting away. Head all the way down. Not even paying attention to what's happening in front or behind him.
I'm just staring at this man in disbelief. I'm pissed that he's texting. So the whole time I'm staring at him and shaking my head at the same time.
He looks up and looks over to his right.
I'm in my Ranger and he's in a new Mazda3.
When he looks over I start mocking him. I pretend like I'm furiously texting too.
He didn't like that.
He rolls his window down, and I manually roll my window down - it's a base model Ranger
- and says:"You wanna race?"
"You?! On this strip?! At 11 PM?! Hell no!"
"Pussy!"
"Is what you're not getting tonight! She's not replying is she...? Yeah I can tell why, jagoff!"
He rolled up his window and looked straight ahead in shame.
He gunned it when the light turned green.
I waited a second, and slowly took off. Why? Because the O.P.P. (Ontario Provincial Police) is at the grocery shop 200m away.
Next thing you know, flashing lights, sirens, and a pissed off officer.
What a tool.
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- GranTurismo0517
- RandomCarGuy17
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- GTP_Johnny1996
That was a pretty good laugh, @Team THRT Drift. 👍
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- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
Apparently a GT-R is a Camaro in my town.
R5
(Banned)
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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- Kentucky, USA
- James_Page
- PageyTheSquid
I suppose this story fits here.
A few days ago I was filling up my TDI right after work so I was still in uniform. As I'm standing by the pump a new-ish Mercedes rolls by kind of slow but I didn't think anything of it at the time. The driver pulls into a parking spot, goes into the store and a minute or so later he gets back in his car. He backs out of the spot, and starts to pull around all the fuel pumps in order to exit the fuel station.
As he is leaving he rolls down his window and I see he is no older than 20 years old, he is clearly driving his parent's car. He yells towards me "hey pig! Hands up, don't shoot!" He then puts both hands out of the window, gives me a 1 finger salute and floors the car. I suppose he forgot this is also a fairly busy truckstop because he slammed right into the back of a semi at a fairly decent speed.
Of course I go over there and see he has a passenger as well as an (empty) car seat in the back. I ask if everyone is okay, the passenger wasn't wearing her seatbelt so she had some cuts on her face and hands and I told him he better be glad that whoever sits in that car seat wasn't with him otherwise he'd be taking a trip downtown. I fetch my first aid kit from the trunk of my car, patch her up and we wait for Kentucky State Police to arrive on the scene.
As we're waiting he is pleading with me, "sir, can't you please just let me go? My parents will kill me if they find out what really happened." I just responded, "sir, if you would've waited until I had my donuts and coffee I'd be gone by now. That's all us pigs are good for, right?" Once the trooper arrived I told him what I witnessed, made sure he knew there is a camera at the fuel station that is pointed directly at where he crashed and then I got back in my TDI to calculate my fuel mileage.
Some peoples kids...
A few days ago I was filling up my TDI right after work so I was still in uniform. As I'm standing by the pump a new-ish Mercedes rolls by kind of slow but I didn't think anything of it at the time. The driver pulls into a parking spot, goes into the store and a minute or so later he gets back in his car. He backs out of the spot, and starts to pull around all the fuel pumps in order to exit the fuel station.
As he is leaving he rolls down his window and I see he is no older than 20 years old, he is clearly driving his parent's car. He yells towards me "hey pig! Hands up, don't shoot!" He then puts both hands out of the window, gives me a 1 finger salute and floors the car. I suppose he forgot this is also a fairly busy truckstop because he slammed right into the back of a semi at a fairly decent speed.
Of course I go over there and see he has a passenger as well as an (empty) car seat in the back. I ask if everyone is okay, the passenger wasn't wearing her seatbelt so she had some cuts on her face and hands and I told him he better be glad that whoever sits in that car seat wasn't with him otherwise he'd be taking a trip downtown. I fetch my first aid kit from the trunk of my car, patch her up and we wait for Kentucky State Police to arrive on the scene.
As we're waiting he is pleading with me, "sir, can't you please just let me go? My parents will kill me if they find out what really happened." I just responded, "sir, if you would've waited until I had my donuts and coffee I'd be gone by now. That's all us pigs are good for, right?" Once the trooper arrived I told him what I witnessed, made sure he knew there is a camera at the fuel station that is pointed directly at where he crashed and then I got back in my TDI to calculate my fuel mileage.
Some peoples kids...
- 5,065
- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
Okay, storytime then.
So my Uncle has a 2014 GT-R Premium, along with a Lamborghini Aventador, Gallardo, and a Ferrari F430.
The past week, he allowed me to joyride the GT-R and I drove for a long, long distance.
I travelled from Texas to Kansas then back to Texas, I liked the drive, haha.
Somewhere along the edge of Oklahoma, as I was filling up the GT-R, some dude who drove a Late-70's Camaro (Red with White Stripes, he took care of it pretty good) approached me and said this atrocity of a question:
"Dude, nice Chevy there, mang. Is that the new Camaro?"
Definitely didn't help the fact that he pronounces Camaro "Cah-Mare-Rur".
It took me a while to process the question in my head, and all I could reply was a flat "What."
I mean, seriously, the dude is looking at the side of it, and there is a big GT-R badge on the front side fender.
I just looked at him and replied "Uh, no, that's a Nissan GT-R."
He looked dumbfounded at the least and looked at me, saying "Oh. I just looked so damn American, I thought Chevy made it."
Cue facepalm.
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- Orange County, NY
- GTP_GT916
- Nii916
How the hell does a GT-R look American?
- 5,065
- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
I don't even.
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- Finland
To be honest, I would have just said "Yes it's a new Chevy Cah-mare-ruh GTR, it has the new 1.4 litre Turbo."
- 17,891
- Florida
- GranTurismo0517
- RandomCarGuy17
Yup, yup. That's my reaction.
- 1,493
- Jakarta
- FOUR16_
Yesterday, i went to the arcades for some WMMT5 fun.
And i happen to meet my schoolmate there, who claims that he's the "fastest WMMT player at school"
Yep, you know where this is going....
Looking at his car already, my ricer senses went ballistic: A completely-riced 825HP Lancer Evolution IX MR with hideous wheels, an "over-the-top" paint scheme (cyan with red flames), and GREEN NEONS.
So i sit next to him, swiped my card, and talked to him:
(SIDENOTE: this convo is originally in Indonesian)
One thing i regret after hearing this convo: Teaching my driving skills to him BEFORE seeing his true colors.
(He usually wins by ramming his opponents to tollbooths, traffic, other cars, and others, mind you)
As a result, he raced me and won at Mt. Taikan
Whether it's at the Gas Station, or the arcades, ricers are everywhere
And i happen to meet my schoolmate there, who claims that he's the "fastest WMMT player at school"
Yep, you know where this is going....
Looking at his car already, my ricer senses went ballistic: A completely-riced 825HP Lancer Evolution IX MR with hideous wheels, an "over-the-top" paint scheme (cyan with red flames), and GREEN NEONS.
So i sit next to him, swiped my card, and talked to him:
(SIDENOTE: this convo is originally in Indonesian)
One thing i regret after hearing this convo: Teaching my driving skills to him BEFORE seeing his true colors.
(He usually wins by ramming his opponents to tollbooths, traffic, other cars, and others, mind you)
As a result, he raced me and won at Mt. Taikan
Whether it's at the Gas Station, or the arcades, ricers are everywhere
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- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
I'm going to sound like an idiot, but, what is WMMT5? Moreover, what does it stand for?
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- Guelph, Ontario
- 1,493
- Jakarta
- FOUR16_
Actually, i'm the idiot for not putting the full name of the game
Google for more info; the best explaination is there
Well, it's currently only available in a few countries outside Japan (which sucks!), so it's normal if people haven't heard of it
EDIT: Tree'd by @Bopop4 ....... BY A FEW 🤬 SECONDS!
- 5,065
- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
Is it similar to the Initial-D Stage series?
- 8,100
- Guelph, Ontario
Yes, except it's on the highways instead of the touge.
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- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
- 8,847
- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
Well it's based on the Wangan racers... dominating the highways of Japan.
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- Jakarta
- FOUR16_
Not to mention a game full of Lancer Evolution and/or RX8-driving kids who rice their cars and race dirty.
- 5,065
- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
In my Initial-D days, I faced a ton of Civics and Hachi-Rokus. If I try passing the guy they would more than likely try guiding me into a wall, like this character in the manga/anime:
Scumbags.
Scumbags.
- 17,891
- Florida
- GranTurismo0517
- RandomCarGuy17
Scumbags.
Yeah, I hated that guy.
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- Melbourne
- ScottPuss20
- CheetahsMeow
There's actually a bit of RICE in Melbourne... I hear farty exhaust sounds, see crappy mods and the drivers are equally stupid.
- 6,293
- Canada
I was grabbing a sandwich from Subway a couple weeks back with a friend. As we were standing in line, we were talking cars, generally about handling vs straight line speed.
I guess the guy behind the counter overheard us, and decided to chime in.
Sandwich Artist - "Want to know a really fast car, with crappy handling?"
Me - "Sure, what's that?"
SA - "Bugatti Veyron!"
...
Me - "umm, ok?"
My Buddy - "Oh really? And how would you know that? Ever driven one before?"
SA - "Well, if you've ever played a game called Gran Turismo, you would know. It's really fast but can't turn"
At this point, we're holding back the laughter as best as we can, and I'm having a visual of the biggest "facepalm" moment I've ever been apart of
The guy then proceeded to tell us "another group of cars that don't handle very well is muscle cars (which, in general terms, is somewhat true)...because they are front wheel drive"
Us - "WHAT????"
We moved on to the cashier at this point. After we got in his car, we completely burst out laughing, and had to sit in the parking lot for 5 minutes, in tears, replaying the whole convo.
As someone who is an automotive enthusiast, a gaming enthusiast, and consequently a GT enthusiast (one who is aware of the differences and discrepancies between the real world and the gaming world), I had a moment where I wanted to leap over the counter and smack this guy in the face.
At least my buddy and I now have a joke between us that will never die
I guess the guy behind the counter overheard us, and decided to chime in.
Sandwich Artist - "Want to know a really fast car, with crappy handling?"
Me - "Sure, what's that?"
SA - "Bugatti Veyron!"
...
Me - "umm, ok?"
My Buddy - "Oh really? And how would you know that? Ever driven one before?"
SA - "Well, if you've ever played a game called Gran Turismo, you would know. It's really fast but can't turn"
At this point, we're holding back the laughter as best as we can, and I'm having a visual of the biggest "facepalm" moment I've ever been apart of
The guy then proceeded to tell us "another group of cars that don't handle very well is muscle cars (which, in general terms, is somewhat true)...because they are front wheel drive"
Us - "WHAT????"
We moved on to the cashier at this point. After we got in his car, we completely burst out laughing, and had to sit in the parking lot for 5 minutes, in tears, replaying the whole convo.
As someone who is an automotive enthusiast, a gaming enthusiast, and consequently a GT enthusiast (one who is aware of the differences and discrepancies between the real world and the gaming world), I had a moment where I wanted to leap over the counter and smack this guy in the face.
At least my buddy and I now have a joke between us that will never die
- 8,847
- Ottawa
- Automotive_Buff
Ugh those menacing FWD Chargers...
- 6,658
- Marietta, GA
- Dagger31198
My RWD Mini will smoke your stupid little FWD Stang.
