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Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)
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- Dagger31198
I can't, I watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy with mom at 7...
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R5
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Had a friend ask me which I prefer: Ferrari or McLaren.
Now not speaking to me because I said I didn't like Ferrari as a business, and preferred McLaren. (Although I'm rooting for Seb and Kimi next year.)
He then gave me a lecture on "facts" which included
Now not speaking to me because I said I didn't like Ferrari as a business, and preferred McLaren. (Although I'm rooting for Seb and Kimi next year.)
He then gave me a lecture on "facts" which included
- Ferrari being the better F1 team historically. Partially true. A simple division of years in the sport/wins shows McLaren have the higher hit rate.
- Ferraris "just look better" subjectively. Of course...
- Ferraris look good in red... And a Mclaren 650s wouldn't? Okaaaaaaaay...
- McLarens are reserved for idiotic millionaires like deadmau5... And Ferraris aren't... Of course.
- Ferraris sound better. No disputing that a 458 sounds better then a 650s in terms of stuff, but I love the 650s's more industrial sound.
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I would have said neither.
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Oh please.
My LASER POWERED 6.2 V16 FWD Fit RS shall disintegrate the competition with a 2147483647 mph top speed.
My LASER POWERED 6.2 V16 FWD Fit RS shall disintegrate the competition with a 2147483647 mph top speed.
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- That_sneaky_azN
Um, first post of 2015 for this thread? 
Anyway, earlier today, I was driving my car on the way to college until I encountered a fellow student, who drives a flat off-white Hella flush PT Cruiser with neon green wheels, complete with "illest" stickers everywhere. Let's not forget the XXL fart can
I minded my business with this guy until he started revving his car. There is no way I could go in a straight line because I was in a turning lane.
So here comes the idiot moment. The moment my lane's light goes green, the dude interpreted it as his lane going green, bolts off, and collides with a semi.
This causes a large traffic jam for the morning.
Anyway, earlier today, I was driving my car on the way to college until I encountered a fellow student, who drives a flat off-white Hella flush PT Cruiser with neon green wheels, complete with "illest" stickers everywhere. Let's not forget the XXL fart can
I minded my business with this guy until he started revving his car. There is no way I could go in a straight line because I was in a turning lane.
So here comes the idiot moment. The moment my lane's light goes green, the dude interpreted it as his lane going green, bolts off, and collides with a semi.
This causes a large traffic jam for the morning.
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Um, first post of 2015 for this thread?
Anyway, earlier today, I was driving my car on the way to college until I encountered a fellow student, who drives a flat off-white Hella flush PT Cruiser with neon green wheels, complete with "illest" stickers everywhere. Let's not forget the XXL fart can
I minded my business with this guy until he started revving his car. There is now way I could go in a straight line because I was in a turning lane.
So here comes the idiot moment. The moment my lane's light goes green, the dude interpreted it as his lane going green, bolts off, and collides with a semi.
This causes a large traffic jam for the morning.
I have a similar story. I was going through a two lane stretch of road that usually has moderate, fast-paced traffic. I see a bro-truck in my rear view speeding and cutting off everyone. I speed up just enough and make sure he doesnt have enough space to cut off anyone else. He gets upset, flipping me off and everything. We get to the light, he's the second car in line and I'm the only car in my lane. He tries to cut me off but stops as I'm already besides him so we stop and exchange some more friendly words. The light turns green, we're still arguing, so I go, and he goes too. The thing is, there is a semi(no trailer) in front of him and he slammed right into the back of it like an idiot, he launched it hard. The reason he crashed is becuase he was trying to give the usual "intimidating" stare down, and didnt bother looking in front of him.
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I have to ask, but what exactly are bro trucks?I hate bro trucks..
I love pissing them off.
If you're man enough, hop the curb and drive on the sidewalk. Why else did you raise the thing? Obviously you've never been off road.
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Lifted trucks that have never seen dirt, aluminum balls hung off the hitch, those diesel pipes coming off the top, etc...I have to ask, but what exactly are bro trucks?
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I call em "pavement princess" trucks. A lifted truck that has probably never been more off road than a dirt parking lot, like this one. Their only purpose is to make the owner think they are cool, when in fact they are a massive 🤬I have to ask, but what exactly are bro trucks?
Not to be confused with a built off road truck, like this:
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Yeah those aren't too rare around here. Though I've never pissed one off... how fun is it to piss off a bro truck exactly? Maybe I should give it a try? 
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Yeah those aren't too rare around here. Though I've never pissed one off... how fun is it to piss off a bro truck exactly? Maybe I should give it a try?
-Sonny
It's really fun.. until bro truck gets butthurt and fills you with smoke (rolls coal). That's usually when they run away and you chase them down. Then beat them to a pulp.
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I like them lifted or stock, and if it's a really old one, a bit of lowering looks really nice sometimes.
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I agreede, there is so much you can do. I prefer mild to moderate lifts with slightly oversize tires.
Think of it as going from this
to this
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That's about the biggest I'd go unless I was building something dedicated for offroad. I like a combination of both.
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I believe the proper term is "mall crawler".
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- Ferraridude308
This is as dumb as saying anybody who likes fast cars, or anything out of the ordinary is a "massive 🤬." Some people (me included) just like the way a giant truck looks and feels, the same as people in muscle cars feel cool. By this same logic everyone should drive around in eco-friendly beige sedans to avoid looking like a "massive 🤬," because nobody should get enjoyment from using a car not as intended.
It's tiring to see this same old mall crawler/pavement princess argument reposted endlessly. So what if it doesn't see dirt and mud regularly? Pristine classics and track cars being parked in mall lots must make their owners look ridiculous as well, I assume.
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I drive an Australian modern muscle car, because I need V8 grunt to overtake tourists in short straights, it has a small amount of mods just to slightly improve fuel economy and power, but nothing drastic,
The biggest issue in my area are tourists, they aren't car enthusiasts by any means, but they think they know everything, they buy the big off road machines like Range Rovers, Land Cruisers and Jeeps, machinery that I would almost die to have, and they have no idea on its capabilities, its frustrating and disheartening to see these big serious off roaders get around that barely see gravel, they buy them because of the huge price tag and the occasional leaves that happen to fall in the gutter, just outright disgusting
The biggest issue in my area are tourists, they aren't car enthusiasts by any means, but they think they know everything, they buy the big off road machines like Range Rovers, Land Cruisers and Jeeps, machinery that I would almost die to have, and they have no idea on its capabilities, its frustrating and disheartening to see these big serious off roaders get around that barely see gravel, they buy them because of the huge price tag and the occasional leaves that happen to fall in the gutter, just outright disgusting
