GR.3 Saturday

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Turdburgerlar
BREAKING NEWS!!! With a very late entry a new team will be joining the ARL series. Performance motorsports syndicate racing (PMS Racing) will be trying its hand this season with new drivers and new cars. They hired the new comer turdburgler AKA "**** stealer" and veteran driver @Phlano099 AKA "father time". PMS Racing also stated they were very excited about this new season and feel confident that both drivers will be competitive and will have a very successful season and god willing bring home the construsters championship!
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PMS racing has been added lol
 
Social gathering.

Uma BadHaz was reportedly sick and tired of @Neutty taking his sweet time on the Livery for this evenings race. So Uma sent out for @PApunk924 who can produce some wicked Liveries!! @Neutty had this to say, “I guess so, if he gets near me, I’m gonna put him in the wall, simple as that! I am however excited to have a teammate! @PApunk924 is a wicked nice guy, and a great driver, who never gives up, you can always count on him to finish what he started!” Stepdad Racing will be a force to be reckon with in both divisions this season!
 
Jacob Falcon
@Jw_wk1010 theres a reason we’re called bad falcon racing and it’s not because we’re bad drivers. He has told me about these rumors going around and how it is all part of death wish to try and bring him down. The doo doo was him trying to get in sams head and I suspect that’s why he is now missing but I do have coordinates on his location and he will be back in time for the seasons start.
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Bad falcon more like boring pigeon from what I hear the only thing slower than bad falcon racing is that mellow yellow team. And I mean really who even likes mellow yellow anymore I think those guys need to stop living in the past like where the mopp won his only ARL title by beating wanganghost and myself because we didn't make every single race. And as far as dnf or whatever ur teammate is brother the only thing he's going to shut down tonight is the thought that team ditzy penquin or whatever you call yourselves could actually compete with teams like deathwish coffee or even the late great fallopian swimteam. Because what @Nick Cannella and myself plan to do to team slow sparrow or whatever it's irrelevant anyway. Is take those gorgeous newly painted deathwish coffee Aston martins shine em up real real nice push that gas pedal all the way to the floor and run em straight up ur candy a$$3$ all the way to mount panorama
 
Jw_wk1010
Bad falcon more like boring pigeon from what I hear the only thing slower than bad falcon racing is that mellow yellow team. And I mean really who even likes mellow yellow anymore I think those guys need to stop living in the past like where the mopp won his only ARL title by beating wanganghost and myself because we didn't make every single race. And as far as dnf or whatever ur teammate is brother the only thing he's going to shut down tonight is the thought that team ditzy penquin or whatever you call yourselves could actually compete with teams like deathwish coffee or even the late great fallopian swimteam. Because what @Nick Cannella and myself plan to do to team slow sparrow or whatever it's irrelevant anyway. Is take those gorgeous newly painted deathwish coffee Aston martins shine em up real real nice push that gas pedal all the way to the floor and run em straight up ur candy a$$3$ all the way to mount panorama
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The only time anyone from unicorn coffee will pass bad falcon racing is when we put after lapping them more than a dog laps water you can take that nasty looking Aston Martin and sell them from scraps because they’re worth more than that then in y’alls racing hands the only way that rainbow coffee will be us is if you run us into the wall
 
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wannabe Dempsey Proton Livery
 
Jacob Falcon
The only time anyone from unicorn coffee will pass bad falcon racing is when we put after lapping them more than a dog laps water you can take that nasty looking Aston Martin and sell them from scraps because they’re worth more than that then in y’alls racing hands the only way that rainbow coffee will be us is if you run us into the wall
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Brother we've seen y'all race you don't need our help running into the wall you got that covered. And let's just get the record straight the only time u and your teammate bg could ever pass team deathwish is after y'all got done mowing down walls and sitting in the sand making ur sandcastles. Watching real racers like @SAMHAIN85 @Neutty @Herimopp89 @Jw_wk1010 Guido @WanganGhost battle it out in front of all of YouTube. You and your buddy pg take them junk slow cars load em up in that trailer and pass us by while team deathwish is still in victory lane
 
Jw_wk1010
Brother we've seen y'all race you don't need our help running into the wall you got that covered. And let's just get the record straight the only time u and your teammate bg could ever pass team deathwish is after y'all got done mowing down walls and sitting in the sand making ur sandcastles. Watching real racers like @SAMHAIN85 @Neutty @Herimopp89 @Jw_wk1010 Guido @WanganGhost battle it out in front of all of YouTube. You and your buddy pg take them junk slow cars load em up in that trailer and pass us by while team deathwish is still in victory lane
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At this time all we can say is that we will see tonight and when bg is on the podium for an overall then we will see death wish coffee ain’t even that good you gotta get community that’s where it’s at with coffee
 
When asked about his thoughts on comments made by @Jw_wk1010, Bad Falcon Team Principal had this to say...

"Who?"
"Our guys will meet whoever it is your talking about on track...We'll talk there. Now if you'd excuse me, I need a real cup of coffee. This Death Wish crap they've been peddling here is absolu....."

Sorry, that's all we could make out as he stormed off into the paddocks.
 
Neutty
A press release from @Herimopp89

*READ THE FOLLOWING AS IF YOU WERE HEARING IT FROM Stevie Kenarban, the asthmatic boy in a wheelchair from Malcolm in the Middle

“I.am.feeling.better.i.am.never.taking.laxatives.again.AMD.Neutty.can.i.have.some.of.that.butt.paste!”
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Hahahaha you know a guys has a fun night last night and drinks a little bit and right away get made fun of
 
Alltrac185
Cali gon whoop that azz now lmao jk
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Lmao I ain't gonna make it to turn 2

And just so everyone knows just like last season between 9:00 and 9:15 I will open the official mock race lobby
Will be open it will be a friend's only lobby so add me if u haven't done so u can see the room once it is full we will begin if it doesn't fill up start time will be 945est
 
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