GR.3 Saturday

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Nick Cannella
Two bronze drivers may form up to make a team. What is important though, in selecting a team mate, is someone who will show up more often than not. Based on past data and history, both you guys show up very often. If you’d like to form a team there is nothing preventing you gentlemen from doing so.
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Ok I must have miss read the rules on that
 
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Introducing VooDoo Sim Racing!​
Team Principal: Marie LaVeau
#1 Driver: @Cornbread243
#2 Driver: @TexasJDC

Team Motto
“VDSR is like easy women, lower your standards you'll never be disappointed”​
After his recent departure from Team Mello Yello, @TexasJDC and @Cornbread243 will be joining forces in the bronze division for season 5 with new team VooDoo Sim Racing. Reports out of the TMY camp is Tex has had it with @Herimopp89 and his constant horse tranquilizer relapses, this is a huge blow to TMY Tex has carried the team for the last 2 season and cleaning up @Herimopp89 messes time and time again. TMY wishes Tex the best of luck but no one has an answer on how to stop the mopp once he gets the horse tranquilizers in him now that Tex is gone. We recently caught up with the team leader for DWCRT @Mrs Neutty who said Heri has gotten worse since Tex left, saying “I recently caught him trying to steal @Neutty head shine cream to sell for counterfeit horse tranquilizers” we reached out to @Neutty to confirm the story but was told he was to shook up at the time to give a statement. Long time friend to TMY and new friend to VDSR @Jw_wk1010 who recently got back from winning the Nobel Prize in Literature for his book: “Little people have feelings too” was also sad in the recent decline in Heri’s performance and said he misses the close races they use to have and hope he can kick the addiction soon. Jw’s teammate and most veteran driver @Nick Cannella has not said much since news broke Tex was leaving (mostly because his old ass wont wake up!) but im sure he will be too busy campaigning for his new “everyone gets a trophy program” he has started to care what TMY does in the future. @PApunk924 was asked to comment on the recent events but unfortunately all we could understand was something about a tractor this story developing. VDSR #1 driver @Cornbread243 signed with BMW to start the season before having his contract bought out by Mazda, a move that shocked the grid for sure poor guy never saw it coming (it's like getting traded to the Browns or even worse the Cowboys). Rumor has it when cornbread was informed of the change he said “ I would rather take on hannah at bedtime than drive that damn Mazda” no one has been able to confirm nor deny these accusations against cornbread but story is developing. In other news word around the paddock is VDSR is still looking for a silver teammate for season 5 but so far no word yet on anyone joining them. We want to leave off with some information below if you or anyone you know has a problem with horse tranquilizers please get help don't be a Heri the world can't handle another one!

SAMHSA’s National Helpline – 1-800-662-HELP
www.rehabspot.com
 
Race day report:

"Race reporter Amanda Hugginskiss here, down at the paddock. The teams have already been at it since the early morning hours preparing the cars for tonights battle. Engineer s and mechanics have been poking and prodding trying to get the most out of their cars. One team reported a small engine fire due to a fuel line connection issue. No one was hurt, but the crew was able to roast some dogs just before the fire suppression system put it out leaving everyone covered in yellow dust. Clean-up is still under way.

Down in the Smokey Top Racing stall, rumors are leaking out of a possible partnership and the formation of a multi-car team. One crew member, not authorized to speak for the team, said he heard from his baby sisters-friends-cousins-uncles-mistress that both @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun we seen talking to team brass late last night and again early this morning. More to come.

That's all we have for now back to you in the studio Jim."
 
RACE-DAY CONFIRMATION FOR RACE SEASON 5 OPENER IS OPEN AND ACCEPTING DRIVERS!
Below is the current confirmation list to race this Saturday, 2/1/20. Currently at 26 drivers.
If you would like to race, you must confirm by using this FORM
***NOTE***If you have an auto-confirm pending, or have previously confirmed, but will not be able to race, that statement must be made in this thread or updated via the form. Failure to do so will have a negative impact on your participation % and your overall status.
RACE DAY CONFIRMATION CLOSES ON SATURDAY, 2/1/20 AT 7PM CENTRAL/8PM EASTERN.

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Race Report:

"Race reporter Amanda Hugginskiss here. I'm standing with Driver IDreamInGT3 flanked by @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun, all three beaming from ear-to-ear and smelling like PBR, Coors Lite and Budweiser. So I understand there is some exciting news?"

IDreamInGT3-*slightly weaving*" Yes miss Hugginskiss *snicker. After having several long conversations over a few cases of beers, Smokey Top Racing has entered into an agreement with @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun . With this new alliance will drink twice as much free beer and compete for the team title. I look forward to working with them this season. We will retain the name and a new logo has been designed by @CPT_RowdyGiff . Please welcome these two drivers to the team.

Reporter- "Well you heard it first from a very happy and slightly buzzed IDreamInGT3. Back to you Jim".

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Race Report:

"Race reporter Amanda Hugginskiss here. I'm standing with Driver IDreamInGT3 flanked by @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun, all three beaming from ear-to-ear and smelling like PBR and Budweiser. So I understand there is some exciting news?"

IDreamInGT3-*slightly weaving*" Yes miss Hugginskiss *snicker. After having several long conversations over a few cases of beers, Smokey Top Racing has entered into an agreement with @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun . With this new alliance will drink twice as much free beer and compete for the team title. I look forward to working with them this season. We will retain the name and a new logo has been designed by @CPT_RowdyGiff . Please welcome these two drivers to the team.

Reporter- "Well you heard it first from a very happy and slightly buzzed IDreamInGT3. Back to you Jim".

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Nice guys! Good luck!
 
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Race Report:

"Race reporter Amanda Hugginskiss here. I'm standing with Driver IDreamInGT3 flanked by @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun, all three beaming from ear-to-ear and smelling like PBR and Budweiser. So I understand there is some exciting news?"

IDreamInGT3-*slightly weaving*" Yes miss Hugginskiss *snicker. After having several long conversations over a few cases of beers, Smokey Top Racing has entered into an agreement with @CPT_RowdyGiff and @Rob Pardun . With this new alliance will drink twice as much free beer and compete for the team title. I look forward to working with them this season. We will retain the name and a new logo has been designed by @CPT_RowdyGiff . Please welcome these two drivers to the team.

Reporter- "Well you heard it first from a very happy and slightly buzzed IDreamInGT3. Back to you Jim".

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What they forgot was Smokey Top Racing is headquartered in NC. A little PBR and Coors is the LEAST of their worries!!!! :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:
 
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