GTA Online Heist Thread

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@STI9 and I tried the finale and because of the idiots that were my carefully selected heist crew (randoms) we failed because they jumped too early. Then I shot him for being a massive idiot, he shot at my Ferrari and then I blew up his Lambo.
 
I wound up doing my own Humane Labs heist last night and dealt with a very unexpected idiot while acquiring the Insurgents- my brother.

For some reason, he didn't want to drive an Insurgent. Fair enough- I took the unarmed and went for the drivers door while waiting for him to get in. Instead, he goes for his Kuruma that he brought with him and chases both Insurgents with it. He stupidly drove beside me most of the time which resulted in me crashing into traffic and nearly getting shot down by the Merriweather Mesas multiple times. That lead to him cursing me out for most of the drive. He almost got the driver of the armed Insurgent killed as well with his driving. I also cannot count the number of times that the Kuruma he was driving nearly got blown up by explosions from the gunner shooting down the incoming Mesas. After the mission ended while I was loading up the next setup, the other friends in my party were talking about his stupidity while waiting for him to join. He had no excuse for that since he knew how to do that setup as Humane Labs is the Heist that we do the most.
 
I wound up doing my own Humane Labs heist last night and dealt with a very unexpected idiot while acquiring the Insurgents- my brother.

For some reason, he didn't want to drive an Insurgent. Fair enough- I took the unarmed and went for the drivers door while waiting for him to get in. Instead, he goes for his Kuruma that he brought with him and chases both Insurgents with it. He stupidly drove beside me most of the time which resulted in me crashing into traffic and nearly getting shot down by the Merriweather Mesas multiple times. That lead to him cursing me out for most of the drive. He almost got the driver of the armed Insurgent killed as well with his driving. I also cannot count the number of times that the Kuruma he was driving nearly got blown up by explosions from the gunner shooting down the incoming Mesas. After the mission ended while I was loading up the next setup, the other friends in my party were talking about his stupidity while waiting for him to join. He had no excuse for that since he knew how to do that setup as Humane Labs is the Heist that we do the most.
So you replay the heists? I just could not do the stealth EMP delivery one. Took me (and the super proffessional heist crew I professionally assembled) 9 tries. I was cool when they failed but they shout at me for failing, even though the reason I failed is because they didn't take out the other guy! Second attempt we almost had it as there was 2 of them surrounding one guard yet SOMEHOW they fail it?
 
So you replay the heists? I just could not do the stealth EMP delivery one. Took me (and the super proffessional heist crew I professionally assembled) 9 tries. I was cool when they failed but they shout at me for failing, even though the reason I failed is because they didn't take out the other guy! Second attempt we almost had it as there was 2 of them surrounding one guard yet SOMEHOW they fail it?
I've done the Humane Labs Heist 4 times now. From what I saw, it helps to actually work with friends more than randoms because friends are more willing to listen than the randoms. But even then, that mission can be utter hell. I once had to restart it twice because of one of the sniper glitches that makes a shot go somewhere other than where the gun is pointed.
 
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I'm done.......
 
@Sting @Lister_Storm This week is Spring Break at my school, I'm not sure when my friend has other commitments, but I'm available from 10 AM (5 hours before I'm usually available) to 8 PM (Same time I usually get off)
 
After numerous times trying to host/join the Fleeca Hiest on ps4, I finally had a successful run through. Wound up doing it with a level 50 random person with the username jackgeiger and some numbers. We were both micless, but it went off without a hitch. wanted to PM a thank you to him, but he didn't show up in my players met list, and I couldn't get his name right. So if you're on here jack, or somebody knows him.....Thank you!

Been playing these on ps3 with my online friends, but I wanted the armored Kuruma on ps4, and finally got it. :)
 
Looking to join a crew for the Pacific Standard heist. I'm on PS4 and will be on for a good couple of hours, but also free the entire week, basically. I have done it before.
 
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