GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Dunes on a glitched small grid placed on 2x2 blocks in the stunt creator
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Something fun can be done with this, I feel
 
I was winning a premium race, 6 of the 8 left before the end and I only got 20 grand instead of 100 grand.

I'm guessing if most people leave and it means you don't get the full amount it will start a trend where people just leave to screw you over instead of the usual ramming and crashing.
 
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Dan
As have I...

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I am so sorry. Couldn't think of a proper name. :/
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You can change it when you do think of a proper name.

I believe mine is the most proper though...

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Truly, it should either be Schlongberg-Sachs or Gruppe6 if I wanted to be GTA world-accurate, I don't even think Schlongberg-Sachs can fit in the title.
 
leeislee
I was winning a premium race, 6 of the 8 left before the end and I only got 20 grand instead of 200 grand.

I'm guessing if most people leave and it means you don't get the full amount it will start a trend where people just leave to screw you over instead of the usual ramming and crashing.
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I think that's the game refunding your $20,000 or something.
 
I remember someone screwing me over at checkpoint #1 of a three-lap City Air race with catchup off, making me mad right off the bat. He was in the Buffalo, I was in the much faster Elegy RH8. I actually managed to reach the culprit, who was running first, in the second half of the last lap having started from dead last 15 seconds behind. He tried to knock me out again, which he did, but he also knocked himself out in the process and only gained two seconds. I recovered and pulled a PIT on him a few checkpoints before the finish which sent him spinning off the ramp and out of bounds.

Was it dirty? Yes.
Was it the right thing to do? Maybe.
Was it satisfying? Hell yes. :sly:
 
Double money and RP stunt races + selling two full small warehouses = rank 112 to 117 and 400k :D

The last crate selling mission featured Trackify. Why must you torture me so, R*...
 
leeislee
I was winning a premium race, 6 of the 8 left before the end and I only got 20 grand instead of 100 grand.

I'm guessing if most people leave and it means you don't get the full amount it will start a trend where people just leave to screw you over instead of the usual ramming and crashing.
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If they keep quitting out of Jobs they will eventually get a Bad Sort rating though.
 
STI9
If they keep quitting out of Jobs they will eventually get a Bad Sort rating though.
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How long does that take? If I get an invite to, say, "Rockford Roll"--where you steal a 9F Cabrio out of Rockford Hills--and the mission starts at the top of Chilliad, I'm gone...and I still regularly get the $2000 good behavior bonus.
 
@Jahgee @250 GTO The shirt I was trying to remember last night:

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I don't think you can actually get it without mods as the requirement is "take 100% of the heist finale money" which you cannot do atm.
 
STI9
@Jahgee @250 GTO The shirt I was trying to remember last night:

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I don't think you can actually get it without mods as the requirement is "take 100% of the heist finale money" which you cannot do atm.
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Ha, even if you could take 100% of the heist money, I know that you, me, @250 GTO and @Leadfoot530 would have that shirt in no time. :P
 
The Stockade is strong. I had a crate buy mission earlier today that featured one of those and some guy decided to ruin my fun and chased me from the initial location of the crates all the way to my warehouse (3.4km / 2.1 miles), getting 6 sticky bomb hits on me in the process. The Stockade laughed them all off. He tried riddling me with bullets as well, but I only took a pittance from his attacks and easily restored my health with snacks. I honestly braced myself for the end as soon as I saw the first sticky bomb on the truck. Little did I know that the armour of the vehicle I was driving was on par with that of the Insurgent... :D

Question: Is it possible to make $1.3 million solo in 6 hours? I have the cheapest small warehouse which costs 250k, along with a Buzzard and 636k in the bank and I want to buy the cheapest large warehouse which costs $1.9 million. I don't want to hire associates because I'm a pathetic loner I don't trust randoms at all and I have timezone issues with many of you :P What's the most efficient way to make money solo as CEO?
 
GT5Power
What's the most efficient way to make money solo as CEO?
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- Optional, but highly recommended: block ports (or whatever gets your internet in a bad mood) and get a "private" public room. Else: communicate with the public room you're in, or better yet: hire some people!
- Do the crates at bulk, 3 at a time.
- After delivery, do an in city Headhunter, SHANC style to deal with the 5 minute cooldown efficiently.
- Land on top of your office and buy more crates, then Headhunter. Repeat until warehouse is full.
- Sell. FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME. LA LA LALA.. LAAAAAHH!
 
SomePlayaDude
After delivery, do an in city Headhunter, SHANC style to deal with the 5 minute cooldown efficiently.
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Mind explaining how to do this SHANC thing? I wasn't really around when you guys did it a lot. :dunce: Thanks.

Some thread digging was all I needed.
 
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GT5Power
The Stockade is strong. I had a crate buy mission earlier today that featured one of those and some guy decided to ruin my fun and chased me from the initial location of the crates all the way to my warehouse (3.4km / 2.1 miles), getting 6 sticky bomb hits on me in the process. The Stockade laughed them all off. He tried riddling me with bullets as well, but I only took a pittance from his attacks and easily restored my health with snacks. I honestly braced myself for the end as soon as I saw the first sticky bomb on the truck. Little did I know that the armour of the vehicle I was driving was on par with that of the Insurgent... :D
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The Stockade is literally a clone of the Riot Van. It brushes off small explosives like nothing, but you're screwed if someone starts using rockets.
 
xXKingJoshXx
I thought the SHANC thing got patched?
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It is. I guess that @SomePlayaDude means that you should do HH to make some cash while the cooldowntimer for buying crates is counting down. That way, you are making money AND buying crates.

Changing the MTU from 1500 to 800 makes you go in to a private public lobby. Settings --> network --> configure network. Set everything as you already have it, except the MTU.
I know it works when using Wi-Fi. The downside is that friends can't join you, and you can't join them (as far as I know)
 
Well, after a rather lengthy time away, I loaded up GTA:embarrassed: again (PC)... they sure have added a few things! I couldn't remember what my wallet was like, so it was rather pleasing to see a total of 1m+, but that positive vibe fell flat after I some of the prices being asked for new cars, clothes(!) and what not*. Still have a nice apartment and garage, so there is that...

*Any suggestions for making money is appreciated. ;)
 
Flash_Sweden
Changing the MTU from 1500 to 800 makes you go in to a private public lobby. Settings --> network --> configure network. Set everything as you already have it, except the MTU.
I know it works when using Wi-Fi. The downside is that friends can't join you, and you can't join them (as far as I know)
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Luckily, Rockstar's servers are so awful that you will rarely need to DDoS yourself to go into a solo public lobby. :lol:
 
This just in!

I landed in a Stunt - Chiliad lobby and chose my trusty Zentorno to race. I miraculously got past the chaos and floored it down the first straight in 2nd place. I caught the slipstream of the leader, who was driving a hot pink Tyrus (:ill: :yuck:) and made a clear pass for the lead. However, he was apparently jumpscared by the Zentorno suddenly flying past him, and swerved to the right as if to dodge me, only to end up spinning off the track. He ended up finishing 4th, while I proceeded to take a close win.

Chat log:

[9:46 AM] Group created.
[9:46 AM] Anonymous: If u didnt wipe me out 1st Would have been mine
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[9:46 AM] ntinoskonsta: I didn't even touch you lol
[9:47 AM] Anonymous: I was in first and u hit me and i went to 4th
[9:48 AM] ntinoskonsta: I didn't hit you. Besides, you didn't deserve to win with that abomination of a car
[9:52 AM] Anonymous: Its the best car stitistically lol no the RE-7B is better
[9:53 AM] Anonymous: Statistically
[9:54 AM] ntinoskonsta: I was referring to its hideous paint job, but whatever. And I couldn't care less about what you said
[9:55 AM] Anonymous: Purples dank we all have our opinions ok
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[9:56 AM] ntinoskonsta: Ok xD
[9:56 AM] ntinoskonsta: Get over it, it's just a game ;)
[10:02 AM] Anonymous: Ur the one that said purple was ugly
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I never said anything about the color purple
[10:03 AM] ntinoskonsta: Yeah so? As you said, we all have opinions, and I think your car is ugly
[10:05 AM] Anonymous: Ok thats what u think and thats ur opinion so i dont really care
[10:06 AM] ntinoskonsta: Then why are you still arguing with me?

(Chat log ends here)
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:lol:
 
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