GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Flash_Sweden]

Thanks. I'll check the truck out tonight.

The Yosemite is now the new fastest muscle vehicle according to Broughy. It only beats the Dominator very slightly though but does feel a bit more stable. There's also a ton of customization options so I'm sure you'll find something to like about the truck

Yosemite, the new way to spell “love”. Until the Hermes is released...and the Hustler...and some other cars. Then we’ll have more ways to spell it

 

[gnomefromnome]

Good luck to anyone hoping to do public session thing right now. There is a money glitch involving the orbital cannon so every session has people buy a strike then immediately leave. Calling it on random people

Reports are this is a forced patch.

I got an ingame alert message in the middle of a swap "The game needs to be updated to play online”

 

[STI9]

Reports are this is a forced patch.

Your reports be wrong.
The money glitch part was fixed but you can still bypass the cooldown and get refunded the money from the strike itself. The thread is still up on se7ensins.

 

[Nuschel01]

Finally made it through the heist finale, even tho I had to ditch the hard difficulty. It‘s still hard af, but if anyone needs help on PS4 just hit me up

 

[STI9]

I got into a dog fight with a Lazer in my Deluxo yesterday. The Deluxos incredible control made it so easy to avoid all of his missiles. Eventually we both realised we weren't going to hit eachother with homing rockets so he came straight at me with machine gun fire. I pulled back slightly and he crashed into the car.
The jet instantly exploded, crediting me with the kill, meanwhile the car suffered almost no damage. Both headlights were still on

 

[McLaren]

Anyone here have the Avenger yet? Reading other forums, it seems to be well received, even by those who thought they wouldn’t like it. Apparently, it’s built like a super tank.

 

[STI9]

Its pretty great. You can put it into auto-pilot (where it just hovers in place) go into the hold and use the cannons. You can also invite others inside so it becomes a fast travel point too.
I havent tested the bombs yet or bought any of the handling mods. The rudders are pretty useless when flying. Its pretty OP but could be taken down easily if you have an organised group.

 

[Nuschel01]

I‘ve only been using it in the missions so far but it was easy and good to fly and land.

But basically it‘s just another piece of OP griefer-toy that gets players to buy shark cards imho, I was minding my own business at the LSIA just wanting to get into a helicopter when one of those things flew across and just bombed me without any reason.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Its pretty great. You can put it into auto-pilot (where it just hovers in place) go into the hold and use the cannons. You can also invite others inside so it becomes a fast travel point too.
I havent tested the bombs yet or bought any of the handling mods. The rudders are pretty useless when flying. Its pretty OP but could be taken down easily if you have an organised group.

Concept sounds like what the Super Yacht should have been.

 

[Crumpet]

I have overdone it with the Pyro and am required to wear the cone of shame for eight days.

 

[STI9]

Concept sounds like what the Super Yacht should have been.

The way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if we ended up being able to buy a helicarrier or a UFO.
Imagine you were able to get the vehicle worshop mechanic to upgrade the yacht to a helicarrier

 

[leeislee]

According to leaks on twitter and YouTube the next DLC drops in April and is a sea based DLC. It also hints at an aircraft carrier and a Sub.

I can't stand gaming youtubers so take it with a pinch of salt. Could be 100% made up click bait.

 

[250 GTO]

The way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if we ended up being able to buy a helicarrier or a UFO.
Imagine you were able to get the vehicle worshop mechanic to upgrade the yacht to a helicarrier

According to leaks on twitter and YouTube the next DLC drops in April and is a sea based DLC. It also hints at an aircraft carrier and a Sub.

........

 

[Sage Ages]

So, is no one else gonna mention how terrible this guy’s gameplay is?

 

[Eva]

So, is no one else gonna mention how terrible this guy’s gameplay is?

I don't find people's level of skill to be really important.

 

[Katiegan]

Finally got into the I/E business. Every other car seems to be a top range one, and that's with an empty warehouse. Dare I say... I'm enjoying it? But I guess that'll wear off quickly after I've completed every scenario.

 

[Sage Ages]

Just gonna say it now: Don’t bother with the offshore cars. Probably the most time consuming of all the sourcing missions and there’s no guarantee you’ll be able to get the car back to the warehouse in one piece.

 

[Leadfoot530]

Just gonna say it now: Don’t bother with the offshore cars. Probably the most time consuming of all the sourcing missions and there’s no guarantee you’ll be able to get the car back to the warehouse in one piece.

There was a tunable update the other day that claimed that these missions were disabled anyhow, claiming that the "Cargobob would automatically drop the cars" for some reason. Never a problem for me, but if it rids me of those missions, all the better.

 

[Nuschel01]

Some griefers are even worse than others... The one we dealt with earlier or rather his friend who was with him was later going after me again when I was trying to help @SVT Cobra GT with his supplies and then after I went in passive mode started to call me out even more and insulting me and my character
He even said it‘s GTA and not Minecraft, but I think he confused GTA with COD or something?

Anyway what I found out was that apparently only players that have yet to complete the Doomsday Heist setups will be able to get in the cars or see them on their map. I was constantly thrown out of the Wastelander with the Stromberg on since I wasn‘t in SVT‘s company yet.

 

[Crumpet]

Merry Christmas from the Cone Council.

 

[gnomefromnome]

So R* is taking $ from anyone who has done the Orbital Cannon money glitch.

 

[Snorevette]

Merry Christmas from the Cone Council.

You all look so sad.

 

[Crumpet]

You all look so sad.

We're all on the naughty list.

 

[Flash_Sweden]

So R* is taking $ from anyone who has done the Orbital Cannon money glitch.

Well, it’s a risk you have to be willing to take when doing glitches. I hope that you at least got to buy the stuff you wanted before your account got adjusted

 

[Dan]

So R* is taking $ from anyone who has done the Orbital Cannon money glitch.

That sucks, but at least you weren't banned.

 

[gnomefromnome]

FYI that isn’t my account....I have not glitched anything recently. Last time was an easy vehicle dupe glitch (not on my main PSN account) a few months ago.

 

[Dan]

I don't recommend doing this, but if you go on YouTube and type "L" with any number of Z's following it, you are guaranteed to see dozens of trashy GTA videos. I discovered this while browsing r/gtaonline.

 

[Leadfoot530]

I don't recommend doing this, but if you go on YouTube and type "L" with any number of Z's following it, you are guaranteed to see dozens of trashy GTA videos. I discovered this while browsing r/gtaonline.

 

[gnomefromnome]

Sounds like the snow has arrived early this year.

 

[STI9]

Streiter is also available. New liveries for the Thruster for logging in today. No Hermes yet.