..I realise I'm beating a horse that's been dead for the past five years or so (has it really been that long since GTA V launched?), so consider this your chance to re-ignore this comment before.. "things" happen.. and yes, since you have now been warned, I cannot be held responsible for any emotinal distress you may feel if you're reading the rest, but oh boy, do I look forward to hearing from those of you who feel that I am somehow responsible..
..but you gotta love them clickbaiters. It's the lack of imagination that gets me every single time. Oh yeah, and props to the YouTube algorithms for bringing this to my attention, courtesy of them somehow ending up in my recommended box.
First up, the concept of a "September Update".
Wait, I thought this was GTA, not GT Spo- Let's take a moment to remind ourselves of the R* update cycle as of pretty much forever. It goes something along the lines of there being about 3 months between updates. After Hours was only released in late July. Do the maths. And now consider the amount of stuff still left un-dripfed. Do you expect them to drop the ten(?) old-cars-with-new-stuff all at once? I could maybe see them doing two at a time because, you know, not so much work after all - but even then, we're talking the middle of October - if not later. Just because they're giving two a week, that doesn't mean they'll give two *every* week. It's happened before.
Secondly, the vehicles, because obviously. Does their creativity extend to such greats as Progen Sienna? Seriously? Of all things possible, that's the one you came up with? Not the Progen Prost, which is both quite GTA in itself and ripe for a "prost-itution" joke, because those are apparently funny? Also supercars that look tackier than a '98 Honda Civic is a good thing, amirite Paga- I mean Zentornoobs, Noobsirises and Noobro Customs of Los Santos? Vigilante Mark Tw- no, actually, that's not a sin on the clickbaiters for once, that one's at least partly on R* too, because we basically know that'll be a thing sooner rather than later, because "new and creative ways of killing people" and so on and so forth.
TL;DR we've entered the Silly Season for GTA Updates, and it's as bad as it's always been, if not worse. Be careful out there.
Also,
This game needs an adversary mode creator.
Yes.
There's the obvious R*-content-vs-player-content aspect to it, but.. I've beaten three dead horses already, and it's not as if the point is particularly hard to miss.