GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Well. I just bought the HVY Dump. I was just driving around the city testing it out. Then something... peculiar happened.

Its pretty obvious what happened.

You should know it by now.

I turned the camera around when I noticed a blue vehicle behind me. There were two players in it. They were following me. Possibly astonished at the gargantuan vehicle out on the street. I noticed that vehicle suddenly slow down. I didn't take note in that until I BLEW UP.

Those little... IDIOTS... were in a Veyron.

GOD DAMMIT!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE REST OF GTA ONLINE. FROM NOW UNTIL THE LAST SECOND ROCKSTAR SHUTS DOWN THE GTA V SERVERS, THIS WILL HAPPEN IN EVERY SINGLE MULTIPLAYER LOBBY.

If you have not yet been blown up by two brats in a Veyron in GTA Online, you are not playing the same game as me or my friends.
 
CallmeDan
Well. I just bought the HVY Dump. I was just driving around the city testing it out. Then something... peculiar happened.

Its pretty obvious what happened.

You should know it by now.

I turned the camera around when I noticed a blue vehicle behind me. There were two players in it. They were following me. Possibly astonished at the gargantuan vehicle out on the street. I noticed that vehicle suddenly slow down. I didn't take note in that until I BLEW UP.

Those little... IDIOTS... were in a Veyron.

GOD DAMMIT!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE REST OF GTA ONLINE. FROM NOW UNTIL THE LAST SECOND ROCKSTAR SHUTS DOWN THE GTA V SERVERS, THIS WILL HAPPEN IN EVERY SINGLE MULTIPLAYER LOBBY.
If you have not yet been blown up by two brats in a Veyron in GTA Online, you are not playing the same game as me or my friends.
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Would it make you feel better if I invited you back to the private lobby I'm still in? :)
 
CallmeDan
GOD DAMMIT!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE REST OF GTA ONLINE. FROM NOW UNTIL THE LAST SECOND ROCKSTAR SHUTS DOWN THE GTA V SERVERS, THIS WILL HAPPEN IN EVERY SINGLE MULTIPLAYER LOBBY.
If you have not yet been blown up by two brats in a Veyron in GTA Online, you are not playing the same game as me or my friends.
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I am all too familiar with these kind of confrentations. I know to roll in packs of multiple friends now or just be ready for anything.
 
I've been I'm in invite only sessions lately so I wouldn't know. Is it possible to make GTPL only sessions? Would be nice to have friendly people for once.
 
CallmeDan
Well. I just bought the HVY Dump. I was just driving around the city testing it out. Then something... peculiar happened.

Its pretty obvious what happened.

You should know it by now.

I turned the camera around when I noticed a blue vehicle behind me. There were two players in it. They were following me. Possibly astonished at the gargantuan vehicle out on the street. I noticed that vehicle suddenly slow down. I didn't take note in that until I BLEW UP.

Those little... IDIOTS... were in a Veyron.

GOD DAMMIT!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE REST OF GTA ONLINE. FROM NOW UNTIL THE LAST SECOND ROCKSTAR SHUTS DOWN THE GTA V SERVERS, THIS WILL HAPPEN IN EVERY SINGLE MULTIPLAYER LOBBY.
If you have not yet been blown up by two brats in a Veyron in GTA Online, you are not playing the same game as me or my friends.
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Well at least they weren't crashing into you. You can't cruise in a tank/dump in public lobbies without stupid people crashing their cars into you giving you bad sport >:c
 
R1600Turbo
So if I need a helicopter for a mission, where the hell do I get one?
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I guess i had the exact same problem im level 77 and the start of the mission said "Find a Cargobob" spent 20 minutes looking in the obvious places. Felt both too embarrassed and stupid to ask why.??:guilty::confused:
 
Am I the only one who have issues with the Cloud right now? :confused:

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And info about yesterdays downtime:
Rockstar Support
Updated 11/16/13 3:30 PM ET: There was a brief Cloud service outage today and we are looking into the issue further. Please reboot your console to make sure you are entering GTA Online with full connection to Cloud Servers.

Updated 11/16/13 4:00 PM ET: We have deposited GTA$ into the accounts of players affected by loss of garages or cars on November 8th. This amount varies per affected player and should approximately reflect the amount spent on those items.

Updated 11/16/13 6:00 PM ET: We are looking into some reports today about various character save issues following the resolution of the Cloud Server outage earlier today.
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CallmeDan
You can't deny that I have pro MLG 1337 helicopter skills.

But I'm not that bad. I only screw up when I try to do bold, daring things. But I CAN pilot a Frogger through the tunnel under Ft. Zancudo... unless a certain FELINE doesn't try to ram me.
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You're run to it was quite well aimed. Only us in the tanks were a bit faster than you thought I think. I'm still laughing when I see it. :)
ZDUPH
@Speedy6543 can I use this for the next assault??? :lol:
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Yep, sure. And if someone can bring on the huge dumptruck that'll make the picture just perfect.
 
Anyone having issues with custom license plates? Got ifruit on my android phone and every I order a custom plate I get the 'A social club error has occurred'
 
I have a huge Dumptruck, its just too awesome!

What isn't awesome is that the Super Drop Diamond isn't in the game, I enjoyed driving that thing in TBoGT. I like the normal one but the fact that its basically a box with huge windows doesn't make it very safe :lol:
 
STI9
Anyone having issues with custom license plates? Got ifruit on my android phone and every I order a custom plate I get the 'A social club error has occurred'
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I think there is cloud maintainence today.

Also, when I did one recently, it took 2 - 3 real life days to appear.
 
Speedy6543
You're run to it was quite well aimed. Only us in the tanks were a bit faster than you thought I think. I'm still laughing when I see it. :)

Yep, sure. And if someone can bring on the huge dumptruck that'll make the picture just perfect.
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I'll probably repaint it to it's default yellowish-orange color to make it more realistic (not saying that Dump Trucks, Tanks, and Attack Choppers rampaging in Southern Cali is realistic though :lol: )
 
I can't find the iFruit app on the Google Play store, and if I go to the GP store on my computer, it says it is not compatible... I have Android, what more do you want?!
 
So, I heard you can get your custom plate online. Uhh... I've never had the option online. Only in singleplayer. Anyone else have the same problem?

Also I think I have to reinstall the Atomic Blimp. I can't call it in singleplayer.
 
L8erBaby
I can't find the iFruit app on the Google Play store, and if I go to the GP store on my computer, it says it is not compatible... I have Android, what more do you want?!
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You may need to update the software on your phone. I have Android version 4.1.2.
 
CallmeDan
*Hacker enters lobby*
*Singles you out for no reason*
*Places $250 million dollar bounty on you*
*Everyone in the lobby except the hacker surrounds your apartment*

How to fix this issue:
Step 1: Cower in fear in your apartment
Step 2: Never leave your apartment
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You should invest in a Rhino/Stockade/Riot Van/Police Transporter.
 

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