GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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So I made @ZDUPH's day by informing him that the Bifta comes in Lime Green when you buy it, now he can have his very own RC (Pick the bottom Off Road wheels without the Custom tires and paint it Red, Primary Color wing, Exhaust is up to you & make sure your secondary color is Ultra Blue.)
 
Here is place where you can evade 5 star wanted level for 100% sure.
some reason cops can't open door :lol:
 
Whenever I lose sight of the cops, I just go into a house (clothes store, Ammuntion, etc) and wait until the stars go away. They know you're in the store but they can't walk through doors lol
 
So yesterday i met the nicest random guy, we went on a tank rampage together. :lol:
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Well I survived a 9k bounty,waited outside lsc standing on top of my infernus saluting whoever was coming out, and when they came out he got out of his car and saluted me back so I gave him the 9k, and he got in my car and I went to pick up a tank then he called his. We both set bountys on eachother and well needless to say we were an unstoppable force.
 
Is it just me, or am I no longer able to lock onto enemies on helicopters any more? It is becoming infuriating. :grumpy: 👎
 
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Is it just me, or am I no longer able to lock onto enemies on helicopters any more? It is becoming infuriating. :grumpy: 👎

I was in a Survival the other day with @ZDUPH and a few other people (Forgot their names) and I couldn't lock onto the Buzzards, when normally, I would easily be able to lock onto a player in one.
 
GTA V is glitched on the loading screen with no sound, the picture isn't changing and I can't select GTA Online...? :confused:

EDIT - Everything is fine. Disc apparently got incredibly dirty to the point of being unplayable after I left it on the table for about 5 seconds while swapping it out for GT5. Boy, am I going to clean that table.

EDIT - GTA V is now freezing after about 15 minutes of gameplay. The same thing happened to my copy of Black Ops 2, which is now unplayable. This is 🤬 fantastic. I swear if I have to pay another £40 to get a new disc (or another £however much to get a new PS3) I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be 🤬 pretty. :banghead:
 
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GTA V is glitched on the loading screen with no sound, the picture isn't changing and I can't select GTA Online...? :confused:

EDIT - Everything is fine. Disc apparently got incredibly dirty to the point of being unplayable after I left it on the table for about 5 seconds while swapping it out for GT5. Boy, am I going to clean that table.

EDIT - GTA V is now freezing after about 15 minutes of gameplay. The same thing happened to my copy of Black Ops 2, which is now unplayable. This is 🤬 fantastic. I swear if I have to pay another £40 to get a new disc (or another £however much to get a new PS3) I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be 🤬 pretty. :banghead:

Check the PS forums. They might have a fix.

I'm thinking it could be the lazer, although I'm no technical genius.
 
GTA V is glitched on the loading screen with no sound, the picture isn't changing and I can't select GTA Online...? :confused:

EDIT - Everything is fine. Disc apparently got incredibly dirty to the point of being unplayable after I left it on the table for about 5 seconds while swapping it out for GT5. Boy, am I going to clean that table.

EDIT - GTA V is now freezing after about 15 minutes of gameplay. The same thing happened to my copy of Black Ops 2, which is now unplayable. This is 🤬 fantastic. I swear if I have to pay another £40 to get a new disc (or another £however much to get a new PS3) I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be 🤬 pretty. :banghead:

Sounds like dust might have gotten into the blu-ray reader slot thingy, and it's clogged making reading of discs somewhat slow.
 
Had my biggest session of GTAO last night. Started with the car show, some offroading, caused some havoc then did some missions. Also got my race win/loss ratio over 50%.
Finally ended with a guy killing me for my bounty, then I killed him back. This turned into sniping eachother in the hills where we were spawning. This went for about 2 hours, with the score ending as 20 v 12 his way. So much fun though.
 
Don't suppose anyone can help me win an air race, a sea race and a rally race (rally race needs 2 more people)? Would prefer to get the wins within 20 minutes or so or it'll have to be tomorrow.
 
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JK83, thanks for posting that video. I actually did that twice today just for fun.
You are welcome :)
I got online playtime 15d and 12 hours and I'v started figure different ways play game to keep it interesting :)
 
Not me, but that guy that did it was also the one that leaked that footage about Casinos & Pink Slips
Sound interesting for me. Is there any news about whether or not it's like TDU2's add-on? (I mean if it's a paid DLC) :D
 
I finally got GTA V. Loving it so far. Online isn't as hazardous as it seems. Got killed by a random and had my vehicle stolen when I stepped out of the clothing shop, but he came back and returned the car to me... rare sight. Then I picked up a nice Daemon. Been riding around in it ever since, along with my Futo.
There was one time cruising in my 'Range Rover Sport' some guy in a 'GT500' rammed me and tried to kill me. A nice 9mm bullet to his face ended that...
Got a couple of free cars, the Bifta, Paradise, that 'thing', and the Elegy.
So yeah, a couple of days, and I'l be able to join a GTP Cruise session. :cheers:
 
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