GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I think my fastest speed is some ridiculous number from the gate glitch days.

I know mine is. 232 MPH...

...in a Blista! :lol:

I remember it, too. Usef the gate up in Rockford Hills, launched the car all the way over the mountians, down by the Motocross track. Got a few awards for airtime, too.
 
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What's everyone's favorite way to go up Mount Chiliad? Getting kinda bored, and decided I'll go up there. I've taken a Sanchez up there a few times, but that's it.
 
What's everyone's favorite way to go up Mount Chiliad? Getting kinda bored, and decided I'll go up there. I've taken a Sanchez up there a few times, but that's it.
Full throttle the whole time, no brakes. Car/bike of your choice.
 
Every car in my garage has scaled it once (mostly for clearing a bounty). Even the Faggio can do it if you don't go for the steep ascents.

And just like anything that requires speed and aerodynamics, I used a Fieldmaster to reach the summit once.

My advice: don't.
 
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I've only actually done it from Grapeseed. You'd have to be bat 🤬 insane to try it from the west coast. Frankly it'd be a bear just getting it to the western base, it's tailhappy and there are some curvy bits of highway.
 
What's everyone's favorite way to go up Mount Chiliad? Getting kinda bored, and decided I'll go up there. I've taken a Sanchez up there a few times, but that's it.
Took my Akuma up last night, backfipped off and parachuted back down, nearly landed on a train but hit the floor just after instead.
 
I know the regular Stingers are front-engined, but how does their handling compare to the GT? I love the GT's delightfully quick, if troublesome in the wet, steering.
Took my Akuma up last night, backfipped off and parachuted back down, nearly landed on a train but hit the floor just after instead.
You mean Akuma (and not Kuruma) this time, right? :P

Edit: Inb4 the revelation that that may have actually been someone else.


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Yeah this time I did haha. They sound too similar.

I don't actually have a Kuruma, or Insurgent. I have the original troll machine a Tank :lol:
 
Slowly progressing through the Criminal Mastermind challenge with some friends. We're doing the Humane Labs set-ups and this happened:

Unrelated but the other online players and NPC's in that video moves much smoother than everytime i play GTA Online...

Also, how much does it takes to load from a game session to another session for you guys? It takes like "forever" for me... not sure if it's my horrible connection or the horrible servers...
 
Using Franklin's Special can get you ridiculous speeds. Imagine me lapping a stock car race with a Zentorno in only 30 (or was it 20, i forget) seconds. Then, there are the pictures where the Alamo Sea gets hopped above with an Osiris... thanks to Franklin.

But now, time for some judgment:

I had a bounty nearby when I spawned in game by Vespucci. When I came close, he was in a wild Comet, making out with a prostitute.

I felt awkward and left. And the second I got to a few meters away from there in my car, he survived his bounty.

I should have shot him, yes?
 
Every car in my garage has scaled it once (mostly for clearing a bounty). Even the Faggio can do it if you don't go for the steep ascents.

And just like anything that requires speed and aerodynamics, I used a Fieldmaster to reach the summit once.

My advice: don't.

I posted pictures about a week ago proving that the Faggio could make it up Chiliad on just about any trail you can think of. It's tough, and requires you to go off-trail sometimes, but it can still reach the peak.
 
The next time I go mountain climbing, here's my planned itinerary:

- Rhino
- Mule (Series A)
- Any Semi, aiming for the Phantom
- Barracks
- Golf Caddy (good luck bringing that to Paleto Forest, SPD)

Call Paleto Bay that there might be a sudden metal avalanche..
 
Went into story mode* and tried a couple times with a Ripley, those overhangs make it tough (gets stuck) and I haven't done it yet. Wheelspin is a problem as well.

*Because it doesn't spawn online--and isn't that more than a little bit sad?
 
I tried it once in a Regina* and couldn't get past the first incline.

*With a 3 star wanted level
 
The next time I go mountain climbing, here's my planned itinerary:

- Rhino
- Mule (Series A)
- Any Semi, aiming for the Phantom
- Barracks
- Golf Caddy (good luck bringing that to Paleto Forest, SPD)

Call Paleto Bay that there might be a sudden metal avalanche..

I once tried it in a Rhino, but I couldn't make it up the steep hills. I could've tried the other side, but the Rhino has poor ground clearance and is extremely wide, so you probably won't make it past any narrow sections.

My favorite test was the Fire Truck. I was so happy that I could make it all the way to the top.
 

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