GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[SlipZtrEm]

Oops. I forgot the last time I played, I had a 9k bounty.

I like these Freeroam events. Decided to keep the bicycle I had after winning one, and was just peddling around. Suddenly taken out by some punk in that Sesto Elemento looking thing, I get up, and he tries to drive me over. When I dodged, he shot me... And then immediately took himself off the radar. Was he afraid of the bike and Level 38?!

 

[Dan]

I really want to see 30 yachts all at once in the same location, sounding their horns and possibly having a mini-war against each other. The amount of sniping, explosions, horns, and total chaos would be hilarious.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Oops. I forgot the last time I played, I had a 9k bounty.

I like these Freeroam events. Decided to keep the bicycle I had after winning one, and was just peddling around. Suddenly taken out by some punk in that Sesto Elemento looking thing, I get up, and he tries to drive me over. When I dodged, he shot me... And then immediately took himself off the radar. Was he afraid of the bike and Level 38?!

Yeah some people are just a little bit irrational and will try to kill the closest/weakest player.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

When my friends were still in public lobbies all the time, we would always shoot anyone who isn't a person known by at least one of us. If people stayed away from us, we were cool, and if they said they wouldn't shoot, we didn't engage. However, if a gun came out, we would fire in an instant.

On another note, how the hell is it possible to get a hole in one? I've tried to get one for four hours now on a single par 3 hole, and I still can't do it. It's royally pissing me off now because my brother got one a couple days ago and only needed 45 minutes of playing an entire game of 9 hole golf to get it.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Bought the normal Cog 55 for limo reasons. If I have to say something, it's the Super Diamond for me, but it drives much better.

 

[JR98]

How much are the houses?

Stilted Apartments are 700K-900K while custom apartments are just over a million.

 

[STI9]

I rushed and bought the Nightshade and the Verlier. Modded the Verlier but im going to sell the Nightshade, it looks cool but ill never use it.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Finally got my above the law trophy, levelled up to 101 and it popped! Now to raise about another million or so to splash out on the new cars and a new 10 car garage.

 

[leeislee]

Looks like those utter miserable Scrooge's at R* have patched the teleport glitch. You can still teleport but it takes you to a random race/mission/death match somewhere, mostly no where near you want to go.

 

[synchromesh]

My PS4 got sent out for service (USB ports wouldn't work) and now we get a GTA update.

 

[leeislee]

I know many will disagree but i think GTA is getting a bit too military. Far too much emphasis on heavy duty military firepower. I miss the days of the criminal underworld.

But that's me.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I'm not sure if a mafia themed switchblade is considered military.

 

[leeislee]

Being in a lobby full of Tanks, Hydras, Lazers, Insurgents, Armoured Cars, Turreted Limos, Yachts with anti aircraft ordnance, Mini guns, RPGs, Bulletproof helmets, Body Armour, Camo clothes and whatever else i missed out....

.....I welcome a switchblade

 

[pokemonfan58]

Being in a lobby full of Tanks, Hydras, Lazers, Insurgents, Armoured Cars, Turreted Limos, Yachts with anti aircraft ordnance, Mini guns, RPGs, Bulletproof helmets, Body Armour, Camo clothes and whatever else i missed out....

.....I welcome a switchblade

GTA Online = Ghetto Call of Duty

 

[TS050]

Tanks, Hydras, Lazers

Ghetto Call of Duty

Last time I checked, fighter jets weren't ghetto.

 

[CinnamonOD]

GTA Online = Ghetto Call of Duty Battlefield

Fixed

 

[STI9]

Regular Insurgent is half off, just noticed it. Doubt anyone cares.

 

[ildd]

I really want to see 30 yachts all at once in the same location, sounding their horns and possibly having a mini-war against each other. The amount of sniping, explosions, horns, and total chaos would be hilarious.

Well I just bought one of those 30 needed. The Aquarius, obviously. With blue neons.
So I'm gonna go be the captain now.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Actually, you're whatever position higher than Captain.

Because he's the mechanic of that thing.

 

[Dan]

After looking at some of the bodyguard outfits, can you wear parts of the outfits with other clothes? I'd like to change up the military/SWAT look on my character. Obviously, there will be glitches in the future to get certain items, but I wanted to know if you didn't need to glitch them.

Regular Insurgent is half off, just noticed it. Doubt anyone cares.

I'm sure people would appreciate to know that, since it's the strongest vehicle you can buy. Plus, it drives like a sports car, not an armored personnel carrier.

Well I just bought one of those 30 needed. The Aquarius, obviously. With blue neons.
So I'm gonna go be the captain now.

"Look at me. I'm de captain now."

 

[Team THRT Drift]

@Yauma9 sorry got a heist invite. Brb.

 

[Yauma9]

@Yauma9 sorry got a heist invite. Brb.

I'll be waiting, didn't get a chance to check out your car.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I'll be waiting, didn't get a chance to check out your car.

Done. Easy $247k.

Gotta check out your Bentley as well.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

When I get the money I think my next apartment is going to be the stilt apartment at 2044 North Conker Avenue. $762,000. My requirements were a decently sized driveway and access to the back porch and it's the only one I've found so far that meets both of them. Are the interiors of the stilt apartments customizable?

 

[Dagger311]

When I get the money I think my next apartment is going to be the stilt apartment at 2044 North Conker Avenue. $762,000. My requirements were a decently sized driveway and access to the back porch and it's the only one I've found so far that meets both of them. Are the interiors of the stilt apartments customizable?

That's the one I bought.

Not customizable, and you can't access the garage directly from the apartment, but I'm happy with it.

3.3 million in the bank, waiting for the inevitable sale in a week or two to pick up the cars.

 

[Niyologist]

I'm really enjoying my Yacht. I named it: The Ultima Yacht.

 

[STI9]

I was going to name mine something like "Unsinkable II" although I think a double entendre would be more suited to GTA

 

[pokemonfan58]

Lets be honest here but how long would it take to make enough cash for the $8 million yacht by grinding missions?

 

[Jahgee]

Named my VIP Group BoatsNHoesRUs, game didn't like my first name "Jahgee & B:censored:s"

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I know it might not be funny coming from me, but why not have a Spongebob themed boat, since anything naughtily nautical in that cartoon can fit. I'm still thinking between countless names, but currently planning my boat to be engraved with "Goofy Goober's ICPB"