GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[xXKingJoshXx]

I haven't had a chance to try the Cargobob since they fixed it. Does it work like it used to on the PS3?

 

[SomePlayaDude]

After the latest patch, it's as it is from the PS3 days, really.

Though, it so happened to glitch by my boat for some reason.

 

[ApexDrift123]

ha! you have obviously never been in a lobby with me

No , I haven't XD

 

[Dennisch]

Why does Rockstar keep adding the Captures to the Dailies?

Nobody likes them, Rockstar. Stop it.

Edit.

This is ******* ridiculous. I've been waiting for a good 10 minutes for someone to join a Capture GTA.

Anyone willing to help?

 

[pokemonfan58]

I haven't had a chance to try the Cargobob since they fixed it. Does it work like it used to on the PS3?

Yeah it still works even on the PS4 like it use to on PS3. The glitch doesn't work though but if you had the cargobob after the patch you can still use it.

At least it's nothing like Rockstar patching the topless Casco bug where they would both patch the glitch and remove the cargobob from your Pegasus vehicles list. *With the Casco they basically revert everyone's topless Casco back to a normal Casco. Still stupid.*

 

[ApexDrift123]

I'm not saying this to be immature, I'm being serious :

The "private dance" daily objective has been removed from the game right ?

Oh god , I would hate it if that was one of my objectives . Ew .

 

[Dennisch]

I'm not saying this to be immature, I'm being serious :

The "private dance" daily objective has been removed from the game right ?

Oh god , I would hate it if that was one of my objectives . Ew .

Yeah, don't want to corrupt those feeble little minds!

PG18. My ass.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Yeah, don't want to corrupt those feeble little minds!

PG18. My ass.

Hell, half the time I go into a public lobby I hear a squeaker egging on a stripper anyway.

 

[Dennisch]

'This is Ron, over at TPI! Have you been collecting those crates we've told you about?'

No, Ron, because they aren't in the ****ing game anymore!

 

[pokemonfan58]

 

[Jahgee]

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I don't get it...

 

[Katiegan]

I encountered an organisation yesterday called 'Fill My Fudge', consisting entirely of members from an LGBT crew.

 

[pokemonfan58]

I encountered an organisation yesterday called 'Fill My Fudge', consisting entirely of members from an LGBT crew.

Spoiler: Profanity warning.

About 2 days ago I saw a organization called Big D ik Squad which consists of members from GTPlanet. *Why?*.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Spoiler: Profanity warning.

About 2 days ago I saw a organization called Big D ik Squad which consists of members from GTPlanet. *Why?*.

I don't know anything about that.

Spoiler

and it was big D I CK squa

 

[Jahgee]

Spoiler: Profanity warning.

About 2 days ago I saw a organization called Big D ik Squad which consists of members from GTPlanet. *Why?*.

 

[Dan]

Thanks @xXKingJoshXx for helping me with the objectives.

 

[pokemonfan58]

I don't know anything about that.

Spoiler

and it was big D I CK squa

The name was spelled differently. If I remember correctly besides the fact that the organization name was written all in caps that was the exact name for the organization.

Also you'd have to be in the lobby to know about that obviously.

 

[ToyGTone]

I turned off my PS4 after the event and now i remembered that I had to do the GTA Capture objective...

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

The name was spelled differently. If I remember correctly besides the fact that the organization name was written all in caps that was how it was spelled.

Well I someone else from GTP made an organization the next day with a similar name to the first one, but in all caps. Perhaps that's what you're referring to.

Also you'd have to be in the lobby to know about that obviously.

that's the joke.

 

[pokemonfan58]

Well I someone else from GTP made an organization the next day with a similar name to the first one, but in all caps. Perhaps that's what you're referring to.


that's the joke.

A joke that I didn't clearly know somehow.

 

[nascarfan1400]

What is the point of doing the DO's?

 

[JR98]

What is the point of doing the DO's?

You get cash for doing all 3 each day, with further bonuses for doing them for consecutive days

 

[nascarfan1400]

You get cash for doing all 3 each day, with further bonuses for doing them for consecutive days

How much?

 

[AnthonyD1993]

25k for completing all 3 objectives everyday.

 

[JR98]

How much?

I believe it's 25k per day, with a 50k bonus for doing them for 1 week and then 500k for doing them for a month.

 

[pokemonfan58]

You get cash for doing all 3 each day, with further bonuses for doing them for consecutive days

But sometimes the objectives involve doing things that nobody really cares about doing. Like for example capture.

This is why I don't even bother doing them and for a game that has become a mainstream success you'd think that there would be more people doing capture right? Well apparently nope. Capture is a ghost town.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I believe it's 25k per day, with a 50k bonus for doing them for 1 week and then 500k for doing them for a month.

It's actually 100k for a week

 

[ToyGTone]

Let me guess the types of missions and jobs in GTAO nowadays...

Deathmatches:
Some reasons used for Parkour instead of actual death match. Usually team Deathmatch in some complicated and annoying Parkour. The first who gets all the weapons will just Rape everyone else!

Races:
Random races involves jumps and explosions. Mostly Normal Races, GTA is rare, Non contact is even more rare, Rally ..what's even a rally race? I never knew it even existed!

Capture: Capture?
We never heard that before!

Versus:
Dude, this is not October 2013 anymore, top fun is long gone...

Last Team Standing:
More like Insurgents Vs Rockets missions.

Survival:
Stop being so 2013! Please?

Contact Jobs:
Ever since the heist, we forgot about Rooftops and other grinding jobs.

Golf & Arm wrestling, Darts...etc:
Pffft really?

Adversary Modes: Probably the only non-Heist or Lamar low rider missions that been used in the right way!

Parachuting: Is this even a thing nowadays? It wasn't back then.

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GTA Online jobs in a nut shell
What else did I forgot?

 

[Team THRT Drift]

19:26

@Doodle next to a bus

 

[pokemonfan58]

Let me guess the types of missions and jobs in GTAO nowadays...

Deathmatches:
Some reasons used for Parkour instead of actual death match. Usually team Deathmatch in some complicated and annoying Parkour. The first who gets all the weapons will just Rape everyone else!

Races:
Random races involves jumps and explosions. Mostly Normal Races, GTA is rare, Non contact is even more rare, Rally ..what's even a rally race? I never knew it even existed!

Capture: Capture?
We never heard that before!

Versus:
Dude, this is not October 2013 anymore, top fun is long gone...

Last Team Standing:
More like Insurgents Vs Rockets missions.

Survival:
Stop being so 2013! Please?

Contact Jobs:
Ever since the heist, we forgot about Rooftops and other grinding jobs.

Golf & Arm wrestling, Darts...etc:
Pffft really?

Adversary Modes: Probably the only non-Heist or Lamar low rider missions that been used in the right way!

Parachuting: Is this even a thing nowadays? It wasn't back then.

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GTA Online jobs in a nut shell
What else did I forgot?

Insurgents vs Rockets isn't a bad way to grind cash but people rage quit most of time in those jobs.