This "car" is a utility vehicle. It's a shovel. It's a belt. All it conjures up is an image of white-trash Americana. I think it's even less cool than the Koenigsegg from two days ago or W&N's Sunbird. It's less cool than a Prius on fire and I don't care what Ford truck fans think.
No it isn't.The Koenigsegg is one of the coolest cars ever
Yes it is.For this car to be less cool than a Prius it would also have to be less cool than an Aztek, and just by virtue of not being that ugly, it's not.
Catalytic converters.Dear god...
How can the US get so little power from such massive engines?!!
Seriously uncool. It's the automotive equivalent of denim overalls, and spectacularly fails the Cafe/Emma Stone test.
I'm sure I don't need to repeat here
It's way, way too big to be a viable workhorse here. Why put up the poor fuel economy and physical inconvenience when you can run a Hilux, Navara or (to a lesser extent, as it's not as reliable) Defender instead? The only reason you'd want one is to be different, and buying an inferior product just to be different is never cool.