I had added these to the OP but forgot to post. First off, the Weekly Challenge cars:
01:00.568 - 1998 Subaru Impreza 22B STi - 276 HP - 2800 LBS - 4WD - 459 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
Really enjoyed the Scoob, even if I knew it wouldn't be able to compete. It has a fun balance and sounds great.
01:00.492 - 1999 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VI GSR - 280 HP - 2822 LBS - 4WD - 490 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
The Evo and I just don't get along. I'm slightly over a second adrift of Lukas' time! I just found it understeery and generally less fun than the 22B, and struggled to get this time.
And now, my usual E Class love:
01:09.794 - 2011 Ford Transit SuperSportVan - 198 HP - 4493 LBS - FR - 246 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
Er, about what I'd expect of a van. Wasn't terrible to drive all things considered, but certainly not fun like some of the other unlikely vehicles.
01:08.102 - 1953 Chevrolet Corvette - 160 HP - 2900 LBS - FR - 247 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
You can tell the car is relying on 60 year old tire tech! Fun enough regardless, and definitely has the makings of a competitor once modified.
01:07.302 - 1972 Mazda Cosmo 110S Series II - 128 HP - 2110 LBS - FR - 251 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
What a blast. Felt faster than it is, which is fine; it was still fastest out of this batch bar a certain car later. Sounds fantastic.
01:07.471 - 1988 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS - 180 HP - 3522 LBS - FR - 254 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
Isn't as pig-like as you'd expect, but certainly isn't the proverbial scalpel like the Cosmo. Drive it like a truck.
01:07.333 - 1966 Ford Lotus Cortina - 115 HP - 2060 LBS - FR - 256 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
The poor Cortina felt far slower than it was. I was frustrated, thinking it was losing a bunch of time in every corner, only to find that no, it was flying.
01:05.536 - 1986 Alfa Romeo Spider Quadrifoglio Verde - 115 HP - 2549 LBS - FR - 259 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
No wonder
@Im_Lukas picked this for modified; look at that time! It beats the GTV-6 despite being 17 points down the PI scale, and sits fourth in class, behind two 300 PI cars. It'll be interesting to see how many cars sitting at 270+ will slot in above it...
01:07.546 - 1988 Volkswagen Scirocco 16v - 123 HP - 2365 LBS - FF - 269 - SlipZtrEm - Controller
What a let down. A massively-understeering, slow, let down. Really wanted the Scirocco to do well, but it was not in the mood. Disappointing is an understatement.
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@caseycar5 - Since your times put us over the 100 mark, I'd like to nominate you for the next weekly challenge theme!