I...I've been...WHAMMED!
By my own girlfriend at that. Cleaning the house today and had the Christmas CD's playing, so I thought I was safe. Came down stairs and walked into the kitchen to ask my girlfriend a question and thought "man, I hate this song" then the cold realization of being Whammed ran over my body and I just stood there in disgust while each word stabbed into my ears like a poisoned dagger.
She had turned on the radio to hear the weather while I was upstairs. Normally I like it when my girlfriend whams me, but this just sucks.