Not really. These are big words:
Mighty big words. And behind them... nothing. Getting a PC to play the sounds of Wham!'s Last Christmas is easy. Getting them to leave the PC and exit through speakers as soundwaves so that people hear them is quite difficult. Since my PC isn't even plugged into any speakers, the only way for you to do it is to fly over here and plug it in to some speakers. After you've bought a sound card for me and put it into my PC...
Of course, first you have to find out where I live to fly here. Then there's that issue of minors not being allowed to fly alone, so you'll need to buy at least two tickets. So you're already running at $1200 or so without even staying here - I'm sure that'll amuse your designated adult when you explain you're doing it to make me listen to 8 seconds of a Christmas song...
No cards.