GTPlanet vs. Wham! - Round 3 (Endorsed by George Michael!*)
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As most of you are aware we speak very proper English around here since translators are often used. Whamwords have not been accepted into the lexicon as yet - which must mess up those translators that try to make sense of it, for instance in Svengali. With this in mind I have had no option but to offer the translators some common Whamwords and their meanings, since the bunch of you are Whamwording left, right, and center.
Whamicide - to Wham oneself - e.g. I committed whamicide several times.
Whambie - one who has been Whammed - e.g. He's a whambie who doesn't know it.
Whambushed - Caught unawares by Wham - e.g. I was whambushed at the butchers.
Whamoose - To run away when Christmas songs are played - e.g. I whamoosed the instant I heard Christmas music in the line-up.
Whamcidence - when two or more things are related to Wham - e.g. Shaun+Bacon+Eggs
Wham -a-lama-dingdong - person who runs around naked listening to Wham - e.g. I saw that wham-a-lama-ding-dong in the toilet.
Whamless - proudly naked female. e.g. I found her unabashedly whamless in her bath.
Whamosophy - logic related to Wham - e.g. I think, therefore I wham.
Whambot - person who provides Wham-links. e.g. That whambot, GT-R, tried to get me.
I think there's more.. . . I believe Daniel has the Whamtionary.
Whamicide - to Wham oneself - e.g. I committed whamicide several times.
Whambie - one who has been Whammed - e.g. He's a whambie who doesn't know it.
Whambushed - Caught unawares by Wham - e.g. I was whambushed at the butchers.
Whamoose - To run away when Christmas songs are played - e.g. I whamoosed the instant I heard Christmas music in the line-up.
Whamcidence - when two or more things are related to Wham - e.g. Shaun+Bacon+Eggs
Wham -a-lama-dingdong - person who runs around naked listening to Wham - e.g. I saw that wham-a-lama-ding-dong in the toilet.
Whamless - proudly naked female. e.g. I found her unabashedly whamless in her bath.
Whamosophy - logic related to Wham - e.g. I think, therefore I wham.
Whambot - person who provides Wham-links. e.g. That whambot, GT-R, tried to get me.
I think there's more.. . . I believe Daniel has the Whamtionary.
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Anyone here from the UK see Michael Macintyre's Christmas Roadshow last night? If so, you know you're out.
So that was another two Whammings yesterday for me. Feel like I'm living in Whamton Court at the moment...
Nope. I've developed a whamophobia!
We serve bacon and eggs at work...I might be out by the end of my shift today lol!
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- Lazer0pz
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Went to the doctor today, sat in the waiting room for half an hour with Christmas music playing on a radio... Didn't get whammed. 
Luckily on the way there and back, my mum had a Sheryl Crow CD playing, so I'm safe. She only ever seems to have Sheryl Crow, The Darkness and Fleetwood Mac playing.
And just now, I've been sent another attempt at Whamming... It failed again, I muted before clicking, mainly because the person who sent it to me is part of the GTPartisans, which don't like MLP, and if they didn't like MLP, they'd also not like LPS... So they'd have no interest in my avatar or be asking if this video is where it came from.
PS: If Ghskilla sends you a PM, it's wham. I feel like some sort of god because I've avoided so many attacks now. Oh the joy of ruining someone else's attempts. And how good it is right now to be that guy that no one talks to.
Luckily on the way there and back, my mum had a Sheryl Crow CD playing, so I'm safe. She only ever seems to have Sheryl Crow, The Darkness and Fleetwood Mac playing.And just now, I've been sent another attempt at Whamming... It failed again, I muted before clicking, mainly because the person who sent it to me is part of the GTPartisans, which don't like MLP, and if they didn't like MLP, they'd also not like LPS... So they'd have no interest in my avatar or be asking if this video is where it came from.
PS: If Ghskilla sends you a PM, it's wham. I feel like some sort of god because I've avoided so many attacks now.
Oh the joy of ruining someone else's attempts. And how good it is right now to be that guy that no one talks to.
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PS: If Ghskilla sends you a PM, it's wham. I feel like some sort of god because I've avoided so many attacks now.
Hmmmmmmm. Interesting. That bloody killah! He must be a Whambot! He sent me a link about Lucid Dreaming that I haven't clicked on because:
(1.) I never have time to investigate links whatsoever,
and
(2.) I dislike going offsite when I'm at GTPlanet
and
(3.) Lucid Dreaming material of any sort is old hat to me since I've investigated so much of it . . .
So while I looked at the mail, I didn't click on the link.
Wonder what it is. Hmmm.
Edit:
Just when in and grabbed a pic of the unclicked link - here it is:
Which gave me another reason, I remember - I never asked him for anything.
SO!!!
KNOWN WHAMBOTS!!!!::
GT-R, ghskilla.
Avoid these Whambies. They are highly infected.
Daniel - a Wham-a-lama-dingdong is a person. Check the Whamtionary. It's a person. Not a thing. Was George in the toilet actually with another person? Two wham-a-lama-ding-dongs in the same toilet?
What is the world coming to?
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It's Christmas vacation. I'm all but home free right now. Just have to not do anything stupid.
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Well school is over for me know, so it's going to hopefully be easier to avoid Wham!
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Here's one to add:
Whampoon: to lampoon a Wham! victim or be ridiculed yourself.
Whampoon: to lampoon a Wham! victim or be ridiculed yourself.
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Bloody hell! 🤬 It's TRUE! The damn bacon is in fact part of the conspiracy!
On my 35th day free of wham, I seriously thought I was going to make it. Too ambitious for a new comer you think? Well, let me resume to you my whamming adventure...
I started the wham game on the 15th of November. And I set myself 2 main objectives.
- Beat my wife: I got my wife into this, and she lasted some time. I didn't care if I got whamed or not, as long as she got whamed first! Objective complete!
- Make it until December: After defeating my wife, making it to December was the next big thing. And I did it. Objective complete!...now what?
Today, at work, at 3:48 pm. While serving bacon...
A customer walks in, and, I quote, "fancy some good bacon!". He then proceeds to make his order, which, included bacon.
As soon as I started preparing his order...WHAM! Out of no where! I didn't even saw it coming! It was one hell of a shock at first, but then it died out and I just laughed at it.
In order to avoid looking stupid, I explained the situation to the customer. He found it to be quite an entertaining game, and he'll try playing it next year. You don't know what you're in for buddy!
And so, my first time wham experience ends on its 35th day. All because of bacon. What's the connection I wonder...
PS: I've wrote "wham" and "whamming" so many times in the past 35 days, that my spell checker picked it up and corrected it for me! HAH!
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Daniel - a Wham-a-lama-dingdong is a person. Check the Whamtionary. It's a person. Not a thing. Was George in the toilet actually with another person? Two wham-a-lama-ding-dongs in the same toilet?
What is the world coming to?
Geoge's already done that, no?
