Man, I think I have crab allergies. I've had red king crab legs at my uncle's house on 3 seperate occasions, and after all of them I've felt extremely nauseous. However, last night was the last straw. So, we eat and then watch a movie. And, by the end of it, I'm like, "woah, guys, I need to go home. I don't feel good." So, about 10 minutes later, everybody stops ignoring/disregarding me, and we finally get on the way home. However, I walk outside, and then I started getting a little gaggy. I mean, It was just like a burp at first, and then the amplitude rose with each heave. Soon enough, I was projectile vomiting on the grass next to my uncle's driveway. There were people walking their dogs and driving by who must've thought I was loaded or something. Hahaha. Anyway, I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I hope my gall bladder and liver aren't screwed. Just thinking about those giant crab legs makes me want to chuck. I officially hate Red Crab.
Anyway, I think that was the most intense vomiting I've ever done. I probably could've put out a fire or something. It was like my mouth was a storm drain and stuff.
Moving on, I left a can of coke in the freezer... I put one in to get cold quick, but I forgot about it. So, this morning I look in the freezer, and, ta-da! The coke can was fully distended, and as soon as I touched it, the heat from my hands made it start spraying around and stuff. It looked like molasses where it had leaked on all the other frozen goods. The funny part too was that the foam coming out was the same kind of super-froth guiness foam at the beginning of the thread. It was much thicker, though. It reminded me of shaving cream. I took a picture of the can, if anybody's ever wondered what it looks like when you freeze one. I'll post it up later, though, because I still feel like lazy crap.