High School

Simple Matt
I moved 15 hours away from where I was born.. But my hometowns high school.. I was mates with a few guys still.. They got a cow up to the very top of the school.. I won't tell you what happened next :)
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My old SS teacher said the year before he graduated a kid's father worked in a stone quarry and they went out the night before and took all the equipment and covered the lawn and everything with gigantic boulders. The only way to get rid of them was to hire the kids father to remove them, so the kids family ended up making over $20,000 in boulder removal lol. Talk about profit!
 
Slashfan
My old SS teacher said the year before he graduated a kid's father worked in a stone quarry and they went out the night before and took all the equipment and covered the lawn and everything with gigantic boulders. The only way to get rid of them was to hire the kids father to remove them, so the kids family ended up making over $20,000 in boulder removal lol. Talk about profit!
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(principal walks up to school on last morning): ***** is this! ***** is that? How did these friggin rocks get here!?!? Oh thank goodness there is a flyer conveniently posted on the door offering boulder removal services. :dunce:

Props to him that's an awesome trick.👍
 
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Ross
As it's the Year 11's last day tomorrow, they set the fire alarms off so we missed 20 minutes of History. There is also a rumour that they've put either Viagra or laxatives in the water system.
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That's dangerous.
 
mattythedog
Our Year 11s went on study leave last week, though nothing untoward happened. At least I get into lunch sooner. :D
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My bus is empty and I'm now able to sit at the back with all the awesome people, now that the apes who like to swear at other motorists have gone. I hope I'm not like that in year 11...
 
E28
My bus is empty and I'm now able to sit at the back with all the awesome people, now that the apes who like to swear at other motorists have gone. I hope I'm not like that in year 11...
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You must feel so cool sitting at the back where the ride is bumpier, the noise is louder and the people are ****tier. I don't see the point of going down the back of the bus. It makes you look like a wannabe, and means there is a longer walk to the front to get off again (my bus only has a door at the front).
 
I hate the bus too. The only thing I like about it is that it's free. If I was old enough to drive by myself (only have permit) I'd drive to school.
 
As long as I take my brother to school in the mornings and do the occasional errand my parents pay for gas. Its a 1999 nissan altima. Not sporty but at least its not a sentra. I'm buying a third brake light spoiler for it. I wanna paint the spoiler black and leave my car white to get that color scheme like the lambo superveloce with the black low slung spoiler and different color body. If my parents weren't stupid I would be driving a ford bronco right now (truckgasm)
 
BubbleBelly542
That's dangerous.
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Maybe the prank is to make people think they did, when they actually didn't put anything in it.

Still, I wouldn't take a chance, because you might end up stiff, or short of body fluids. :lol:

Last year the seniors cemented a toilet in the middle of the football field, took a dump in it, and wrote, "Seniors 2012 We're Sh**ting on you".
 
BMWM52012
Its a 1999 nissan altima...I wanna paint the spoiler black and leave my car white to get that color scheme like the lambo superveloce with the black low slung spoiler and different color body.
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Because the next best car after a Superveloce is an old Altima. :lol: that's pretty cool actually, though I'm not the biggest fan of Nissan.
 
I didn't mean that. I meant to mimic that part of the color scheme. If I had the cash i would get some 4-2-1 headers because I hear thats the first upgrade I should consider. Nissans are also generally reliable. We bought mine from a guy that restores totaled altimas. It has some aftermarket engine parts in it. It drives like a charm.
 
BMWM52012
I didn't mean that. I meant to mimic that part of the color scheme. If I had the cash i would get some 4-2-1 headers because I hear thats the first upgrade I should consider. Nissans are also generally reliable. We bought mine from a guy that restores totaled altimas. It has some aftermarket engine parts in it. It drives like a charm.
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I didn't mean it like that. The whole tone of voice doesn't quite work when typing.

Anyways, Auto was so embarassing today. I'm so bad at it I'm considering not taking Auto 2.
 
BubbleBelly542
I didn't mean it like that. The whole tone of voice doesn't quite work when typing.

Anyways, Auto was so embarassing today. I'm so bad at it I'm considering not taking Auto 2.
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Try AutoCAD.

*Snoring*
 
I think I'm gonna start taking an Auto class at Tech. I'm sure it's not exactly like what you have Bubblebelly but how is your Auto class? I'm not sure whether or not I wanna take it.
 
ilikewaffles11
I think I'm gonna start taking an Auto class at Tech. I'm sure it's not exactly like what you have Bubblebelly but how is your Auto class? I'm not sure whether or not I wanna take it.
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I'm just stupid. I'm sure you'll be fine.
 
BubbleBelly542
I'm just stupid. I'm sure you'll be fine.
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What exactly do you do? I've learned a few things from my dad but he's to busy to be able to show me everything so I need to go to Tech or UTI or something.
 
Our auto class is the most boring waste of time that I could ever conceive.
People doing jack all and barely anything actually gets done.
 
ilikewaffles11
What exactly do you do? I've learned a few things from my dad but he's to busy to be able to show me everything so I need to go to Tech or UTI or something.
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We learn about how to fix stuff, kinda. Well, I don't apparently.
 
So from what I'm getting you just go in and they show you what to do and then you slack off for the rest? I don't mean you in particular but everybody.
 
Cowboys965
Maybe the prank is to make people think they did, when they actually didn't put anything in it.

Still, I wouldn't take a chance, because you might end up stiff, or short of body fluids. :lol:

Last year the seniors cemented a toilet in the middle of the football field, took a dump in it, and wrote, "Seniors 2012 We're Sh**ting on you".
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My school put heaps of plastic forks all through the school.. Like dug into the ground.. Then we made a banner and hung it over the main area saying 'FORK ________' insert school name here :lol:
 
BubbleBelly542
Well, it's hard to explain.
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I see. I may just wait until after school to do something like that because I actually need to learn how to work on cars. So far the only things I've got down are tire pressure, oil filter changes, and tire rotations.
 
ilikewaffles11
I see. I may just wait until after school to do something like that because I actually need to learn how to work on cars. So far the only things I've got down are tire pressure, oil filter changes, and tire rotations.
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We've learned to check fluids, change tires (which was the source of my embarassment today), seperate rims and tires, balance tires, measure brake rotor thickness, how to weld, use a torch, use a plasma cutter, drills, saws, tools, and probably much more that I've forgot. Plus the year isn't yet over.
 
BubbleBelly542
We've learned to check fluids, change tires (which was the source of my embarassment today), seperate rims and tires, balance tires, measure brake rotor thickness, how to weld, use a torch, use a plasma cutter, drills, saws, tools, and probably much more that I've forgot. Plus the year isn't yet over.
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Actually sounds like fun, I enjoy working on cars. How was changing tires embarrassing?
 
BMWM52012
(principal walks up to school on last morning): ***** is this! ***** is that? How did these friggin rocks get here!?!? Oh thank goodness there is a flyer conveniently posted on the door offering boulder removal services. :dunce:

Props to him that's an awesome trick.👍
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The school didn't seem to think so.
 
BubbleBelly542
We've learned to check fluids, change tires (which was the source of my embarassment today), seperate rims and tires, balance tires, measure brake rotor thickness, how to weld, use a torch, use a plasma cutter, drills, saws, tools, and probably much more that I've forgot. Plus the year isn't yet over.
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Can't be that embarassing.


I once made my nose bleed by hitting myself in the face when I was trying to take a seat out and the darn spanner slipped.
 
Skython
You must feel so cool sitting at the back where the ride is bumpier, the noise is louder and the people are ****tier. I don't see the point of going down the back of the bus. It makes you look like a wannabe, and means there is a longer walk to the front to get off again (my bus only has a door at the front).
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No. It's actually noisier at the front with the Yr7s arguing and shouting, plus playing stupid high pitched noises on their phones...
 

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