If PD decided to hire a new celebrity voice to guide you through GT6..

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There can only be one.
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Makes getting a bronze on a license test 20% cooler.
 
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Mr bean!!!

Rowan Atkinson for the win!

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quote from wiki:

"He appeared in episode 4, season 17 of Top Gear in the "Star in a reasonably priced car" section, where he drove the Kia Cee'd on the test track in 1"42.2, replacing John Bishop (1"42.8) as the leader of the board."
 
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Barack Obama.

'...For this test, we need to be patient.
The gambon is a tricky corner...
I think we can do this America!
YES WE CAN!...'
 
I haven't combed through the entire topic, but what is Clarkson's capacity in the game Forza 4? Is he doing play-by-play? Is he just giving background information on the cars? OI don't have the game or a 360, so I have no idea. What does he actually do, and is everyone getting all in a later over nothing?
 
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Barack Obama.

'...For this test, we need to be patient.
The gambon is a tricky corner...
I think we can do this America!
YES WE CAN!...'

This made me fall out of my chair, :lol:
 
Can't believe all the adoration here for the Top Gear morons.

Read this, reconsider your opinions on these people:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/feb/05/top-gear-offensive-steve-coogan

If you're too lazy to read it, here's a quick extract:

"Richard (Hammond) has his tongue so far down the back of Jeremy's trousers he could forge a career as the back end of a pantomime horse. His attempt to foster some Clarkson-like maverick status with his "edgy" humour is truly tragic. He reminds you of the squirt at school as he hangs round Clarkson the bully, as if to say, "I'm with him". Meanwhile, James May stands at the back holding their coats as they beat up the boy with the stutter".

"They often remind me of the National Rifle Association in the US. It's a kind of "airbags are for poofs" mentality and, far from being shocking, it's just shockingly dull".

Absolutely spot-on

Stewart Lee said it best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0i0RXMvzMs
 
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Sir Stirling Moss

Now you're talking.

Seriously, where do these Top Gear fans come from? They think watching three fat middle-aged men bragging about not paying parking tickets or destroying protected salt-fields is something to aspire to, or lookup to.

They know nothing about cars....NOTHING.

They are despicable self-publicists. I love GT5 but I thank God every day the association with Tosser Gear is getting smaller and smaller every day.
 
I would say the best would be Tommy Kendall explaining the licenses and explaining the cars. Steve Matchett would be sweet explaining the tracks and helping with the setup. Both of them are very technical and know how to explain complicated things without talking down to you. Radio Le Mans commentary for the races would sweet too.

Best one yet.
 
James May.

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

I would say Jay Leno would be a perfect celebrity but that would get annoying after like 10 seconds.

Even though James May is a little boring I respect him very much when it comes to cars.
 
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