My first couple of races were a huge disappointment which I can only sum up in song (sing along everyone). I'm sure it'll get better later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeAc1WnZCfM
Wanna play Gran Turismo, and have a good time;
Came home on a Friday, feeling fine;
Saw the tyre smoke, down shiftin' as I broke;
The punter may be laughin' but it ain't no joke.
A punter's paradise: that's all it was now;
A punter's paradise: that's all it was;
A punter's paradise: that's all it was now;
Punter's paradise: that's all it was.
(Every need got an ego to feed;
Every need got an ego to feed.)
They love to take me out - it’s the latest fashion (oo-bee doo-be doo);
In the dirt I scramble as I curse them with a passion (oo-bee doo-be doo),
No good asking why, but this game won’t fly (oo-bee doo-be doo)!
While we’re bluesing cos there ain't no (private) rooms.
Wo-o-o-oh! A punter's paradise: that's all it was now;
A punter's paradise: that's all it was, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
A punter's paradise: that's all it was now;
A punter's paradise: that's all it was.
(Every need got an ego to feed;
Every need got an ego to feed.)
Wo-ho-o-oh! A punter's paradise: that's all it was now, wo-oo-o-oo! Wo-oh!
A punter's paradise: that's all it was. We-e-e-ell-a!
A punter's paradise: I'm sorry for the victim now;
Oh, now soon their (punter's paradise) - soon their heads - soon their -
Soon their very heads will bow.
(Punter's paradise) Don't lose track - don't lose track of yourself, oh no!
(Punter's paradise) Don't be just a stock - a stock on the shelf -
stock on the shelf, oh-oh!
(Punter's paradise) that's all it was now. Wo-oo-o-oo-o-oo...