Jokes!!
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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
waTAAAAA!
waTAAAAA!
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What has Four eyes, but can't see?
A blind person wearing glasses
A blind person wearing glasses
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Here's a ridiculous clichéd joke that I made and shared in a lobby on GT6 earlier today!
I was watching Z Nation and all of a sudden a hyper realistic Zombie came out of the screen and asked me for a hug. I was like "OH MY GOD!!!!!" I hurried up and picked up the phone hyper-realistically and called Barrack Obama and told him about what's going on. He said that he'll be there to my house realistically in just a few seconds using a super duper cooler cool teleportation device. After a couple of seconds he hyper realistically arrived along with the secret service. He killed the Zombie with a Ray Gun MK420 and the day was hyper realistically saved. The hyper realistically end!
Lol.
This is what you call a story that is intended to be a joke.
I was watching Z Nation and all of a sudden a hyper realistic Zombie came out of the screen and asked me for a hug. I was like "OH MY GOD!!!!!" I hurried up and picked up the phone hyper-realistically and called Barrack Obama and told him about what's going on. He said that he'll be there to my house realistically in just a few seconds using a super duper cooler cool teleportation device. After a couple of seconds he hyper realistically arrived along with the secret service. He killed the Zombie with a Ray Gun MK420 and the day was hyper realistically saved. The hyper realistically end!
Lol.
This is what you call a story that is intended to be a joke.
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Ex-girlfriends are like boxes of chocolate.
They'll kill your dog
They'll kill your dog
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Here's a ridiculous clichéd joke that I made and shared in a lobby on GT6 earlier today!
I was watching Z Nation and all of a sudden a hyper realistic Zombie came out of the screen and asked me for a hug. I was like "OH MY GOD!!!!!" I hurried up and picked up the phone hyper-realistically and called Barrack Obama and told him about what's going on. He said that he'll be there to my house realistically in just a few seconds using a super duper cooler cool teleportation device. After a couple of seconds he hyper realistically arrived along with the secret service. He killed the Zombie with a Ray Gun MK420 and the day was hyper realistically saved. The hyper realistically end!
Lol.
This is what you call a story that is intended to be a joke.
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- ScorchingAngel01
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Based on the fact that your two posts, at present, have no Likes and @Team THRT Drift's has four, you are very much in the minority. That's why jokes of your own creation don't usually work.
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Not critic. I genuinely don't understand it.
Critics will be like what?
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So....Based on the fact that your two posts, at present, have no Likes and @Team THRT Drift's has four, you are very much in the minority. That's why jokes of your own creation don't usually work.
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It isn't funny. Mostly due to the fact I still have no idea what you are going on about.
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It was intended to be a joke. I could just say it was to make fun of the cliched creepypastas. Trust me I've been watching SomeOrdinaryGamers for a while and I always love those hilarious troll pastas. Hyper-realistic blood, cliche use of blood and gore, etc.
I've done stories that are slightly better then this. You should google up my creepypastas on the PSN Eu English forums.
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I recognise just about every word in that post, but the order seems to be entirely novel and all meaning appears to be lost as a result.
Are you sure you're old enough to meet GTPlanet's legally-required age limitations?
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I don't know why but I'm just refreshing this page through my IPod Touch just to see what else is going to happen next.
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Here's a good one dad told me in a traffic jam a while ago. Googled it and found something to copy and paste.
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!
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I highly doubt it, since:
1: The statement is true.
2: The statement isn't blasphemous at all.
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I thought God's name backwards was Havohej.
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Every time I read that, it sounded like it came out of a song played backwards.
Don't listen to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zepplin backwards.
HWHY means Lord in English. I believe it's some sort of word that the Hebrews use but I'm not really too much into the bible and Jesus so because of that I wouldn't know what the heck would it mean.Actually, it's HWHY.
Or, any of the countless names He has.
All I know is Noah's ark, satan, 666, etc. lol I'm just satanic at times.
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Are you sure god isn't dog spelt backwards instead?
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