So you think that the owners of the ski resort somehow persuaded the paramedics, doctors and hospitals to enter into a conspiracy to delay Schumacher from getting life-saving treatment straight away so that they could avoid the bad press that would come from his fall? And you have formulated this conspiracy based on your magical diagnostic powers that would allow you to correctly determine Schumacher's condition based on a broken ski helmet, thereby skipping the need to carry out any diagnostic procedures?
I have this mental picture of the Scooby-Doo cast bursting into an emergency room and loudly announcing "Stop! This man has a subdural haematoma and needs to go straight into surgery!", at which point the gang proceed to tell us how they discovered that Jean-Henri, the seemingly-amicable tour operator had invested tens of thousands of dollars in a brand-new ski run because he was losing business to a bigger ski resort on the next mountain over. In his desperation to stay solvent, he bribed Francois - the sleazy mayor - to approve the permits for an unsafe run. "And you nearly got away with, didn't you?" the gang ask. "But there was one thing you weren't counting on - Michael Schumacher. He's a seven-time Formula One World Champion. He would never go skiing without a helmet. You knew that if the gendarme investigated, your scheme would fall apart. So you convinced the hospital to hold Schumacher for as long as possible, giving you enough time to find the helmet and hide it in the sinister castle on the hill. But how to keep people from getting too close? Why, the unholy wailing, of course. But it's not just any wailing - it's Jacques Villeneuve's album! We looked into it, and we found that album only ever sold thirty-two copies, all of which were purchased by the artist himself. Which means that the only way Jean-Henri could have that album is if he is none other than Jacques Villeneuve himself!" This is followed by Villeneuve's confession, where he admits that he fell on hard times after his album was a critical and commercial failure, and so he did a deal with Muammar Qaddafi's son to start a racing team funded by Libyan oil, but he was forced into hiding when Qaddafi's regime collapsed and became a ski tour operator.