Movies You Regret Seeing

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Dylans1o
Twilight - Just extremely stupid and not worth anybody's time!
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Girlfriend made you watch it with her? :P

The Marine- My younger brother brought this home from the library. I knew it was going to be bad and relatively cheesy due to the fact that John Cena was playing the main role.
Explosions were WAY too big, as in, it made the movie look fake.
The character isn't even close to being believable. He's just too bad ass.
John Cena's acting made me lol.
And the movie is poorly put together.
Nothing about it is good.
Except for the fact that his wife was pretty hot. :dopey:
 
I got another one.

Pearl Harbor- Waste of however long it was, in fact it was too long. Me and my friend got so bored we just made perverted jokes the entire time. In fact, the highlight of the movie was Alec Baldwin.
 
Alec Baldwin does have a knack of being good even in mediocre movies. He's a pro.
 
I saw this horrible movie recently called Corvette Summer. The Corvette was hideous and the movie was just bad in general.
 
There are a lot of really good movies up there... as well as some that aren''t great, but not rubbish.

Fight Club is fun, frenetic, stylish, brutal and witty. It's still a lot better than some movies out today.

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Some of the absolute worst turds I've watched:

Transformers 2: Robotic grindcore. This is a made-for-children movie that has kinky cyborg sex scenes, robots talking about "cappin yo ass" and jokes about robotic testicles. The plot makes even less sense than the first one and the ending battle scene is so long and exhausting, I think I heard yawning in the audience about halfway through.

House of 1000 Corpses: I understand he was trying to pay homage to the old-school type horror movies, but it was senseless, poorly edited and nearly devoid of any aesthetic value, excepting maybe for the last fifteen minutes of it. Truly horrible movie.

Star Wars 2: The Phantom Menace: Truly, incredibly awkward acting, a puerile plot and possibly some of the worst dialogue ever written... ever.

Disaster Movie / Epic Movie: Didn't bother to watch the first one in the theater... I finally finished it after a dozen attempts (kept turning it off after fifteen minutes the first few times... it was that bad). Epic Movie... I don't even know why we paid to watch it in the theater. At least some of the jokes were funnier than in Disaster Movie, but as usual for these types of films, the comedic timing was way, way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.

I'm sure I've watched worse... but I've blotted the memory from my mind. :lol:

shem
The Princess Bride. What a load of tosh. Can't believe a friend recommended it to me!
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My name is Inigo Montoya... you insulted my movie. Prepare to die.

Seriously, some of the best written stuff ever put on screen. The dialogue from the cliff scene, the bedroom scene and the duel are required reading for every geek in the universe.
 
Dan in Real Life- Only watched about the first 20 minutes and knew how the whole story played out. Plus, Dane Cook....yeah...

Resident Evil: Afterlife- Was on when I was at my cousins house, wish we would have watched something else. Really, what good is a zombie movie with basically no zombies. Really the only saving grace was Milla.

Superbad/Adventureland/Pineapple Express- Not really sure what the difference in any of these movies are as they are all basically a whole movie of pot jokes and f bombs. Not exactly the most creative movies.

Bruno- I liked Borat because it had the shock value type of humor, Bruno felt scripted and just plain stupid.

X-Men 3: The Last Stand- The first 2 were decent, this one they really dropped the ball on. The story was just so stupid.

Night at the Museum 2- Seen the first one? Than you've seen the sequel as well, the only difference is less Robin Williams.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- It's not that it's bad, it's just that the 1971 version was so much better.
 
Saw a crappy movie the other day.

SKYLINE: A generic alien invasion movie with bad acting and a cheesy plot. The ending made me go *facepalm*.
And they even had the nerve to hint of a sequel!
 
The Princess Bride was a load of tosh? INCONCEIVABLE! Fight Club is also one of the best movies from recent years.
 
Burn after reading, The men who stare at goats

They are just like Tropic thunder, a bunch of actors who aren't funny, acting like retards, without being funny.

It seems to be the new trend for "comedy".
 
Dennisch
Burn after reading, The men who stare at goats

They are just like Tropic thunder, a bunch of actors who aren't funny, acting like retards, without being funny.

It seems to be the new trend for "comedy".
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I like The men who stare at goats, it was kind of crazy but it was pretty good.
 
Dennisch
Burn after reading, The men who stare at goats

They are just like Tropic thunder, a bunch of actors who aren't funny, acting like retards, without being funny.

It seems to be the new trend for "comedy".
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Yeah forgot Men Who Stare at Goats. Premise was good, but everything else was terrible.

Also, Meet the Spartans. Need I explain?
 
Villain
The movie was ridiculous. Sophia Coppola was awful. 👎
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True, she was awful. The film itself, wasn't.

Justin
Superbad/Adventureland/Pineapple Express- Not really sure what the difference in any of these movies are as they are all basically a whole movie of pot jokes and f bombs. Not exactly the most creative movies.
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Superbad= Overrated.
Adventureland is a decent film about some annoying kid who has to work the summer at a crappy theme park and falls in love with a girl.
Pineapple Express is about a stoner who witnesses a crime and goes on the run with his drug dealer.

Seriously, I can understand if you don't like these films, but if you can't see a difference between them, then you need your eyes and ears tested.
 
Insidious...started out ok, although I found the script to be kind of poor, it was decent by todays B rated horror movie standards. Then it went down hill. Fast. I pretty much gave up on the movie when it became an episode of "Goose Bumps" near the end. 👎
 
F1 fan
True, she was awful. The film itself, wasn't.
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Oh yes it was. It was incredibly boring. You sir, are in the minority.


Superbad= Overrated.
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Agreed. I'm not saying that the movie isn't funny, but people act like it's the funniest high-school movie ever. There are way funnier movies out there.

Seriously, I can understand if you don't like these films, but if you can't see a difference between them, then you need your eyes and ears tested.
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I still think you need to get tested for being a fan of Godfather Part III.
 
District 9 was high quality and original. You don't often see those two together these days.
 
How about that overrated work of "art" known as the Black Swan? Just because it's weird and dark doesn't make it a great movie.
 
I thought Black Swan was fantastic. It was much more than "weird and dark." If you want to talk "weird and dark" then pick on Tim Burton. Watching someone lose sanity right before your eyes in the pursuit of perfection was outstanding. I hate to sound like a prick, but this one might've gone over your head.
 
Villain
Oh yes it was. It was incredibly boring. You sir, are in the minority.
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Seems that way. I did enjoy it though. Couldn't live up to the Godfather Part 2 though. That was just perfection. Moreso than Part 1 IMO. My two favourite trilogies have many similarities. Strong opener, even stronger sequel that ends on a downer and the final installment wasn't quite what it could have been.

I'm talking about the Godfather and (original, obviously)Star Wars trilogies.


Villain
Agreed. I'm not saying that the movie isn't funny, but people act like it's the funniest high-school movie ever. There are way funnier movies out there.
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It was just over hyped. I remember buying Superbad on DVD, after hearing nothing but great things about it. Then I watched it and was very disappointed. The best line had to be about how no 17 year old girl needs a bottle of lube to handle Michael Cera's... Well you get the idea. That bit had me in stitches.

Villain
I still think you need to get tested for being a fan of Godfather Part III.
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Well that seems to be popular opinion. May I ask what you think of "Once upon a time in America"? That has to be at least in my top three. Even above any of the Godfather movies.

abs352
District 9 and Borat were some of the worst pieces of trash I have ever witnessed
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Borat was trash. Good trash, if that makes sense.



It's a shame that this deleted scene never made the movie. That guy is the most patient guy in the world.
 
Villain
I thought Black Swan was fantastic. It was much more than "weird and dark." If you want to talk "weird and dark" then pick on Tim Burton. Watching someone lose sanity right before your eyes in the pursuit of perfection was outstanding. I hate to sound like a prick, but this one might've gone over your head.
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It didn't go over my head. It wasn't long enough, there wasn't enough depth or character development, and it tried way too hard to be 'dark' even by Arnofsky's standards. It just seems incomplete. Perhaps it's because Requiem made me set my hopes for it too high.

...don't get me started on Tim Burton. Blech.
 
The American-That was just boring, I had no idea what was going on and I think Clooney just decided to film it so he could be close to his house and make a couple million more.

The Tourist-Decided to just turn it off after 15 minutes. It was that boring.
 

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