It was 34-7 last night as Seattle throttled the Saints. So who dat say dey gon' beat dem Saints? Seattle- and with authority. Sadly... there's no shame losing to the Seahawks. This, speaking as someone whom the Texans should have put away early on before screwing everything up to eventually lose in Overtime (Texans almost always lose in Overtime except for some of those games last year).
Time now for a Standings update. My Texans are officially eliminated from playoff contention with our pathetic and disappointing 2-10 record. How is everybody else doing? Let's find out:
! = clinched playoff berth
--- AFC Standings ---
EAST: New England (9-3), MIA (6-6), NYJ (5-7), BUF (4-8)
NORTH: Cincinnati (8-4), BAL (6-6), PIT (5-7), CLE (4-8)
SOUTH: Indianapolis (8-4), TEN (5-7), JAX (3-9), HOU (2-10)
WEST: Denver (10-2), KC (9-3), SD (5-7), OAK (4-8)
--- NFC Standings ---
EAST: Dallas and Philadelphia (7-5 each), NYG (5-7), WAS (3-9)
NORTH: Detroit (7-5), CHI (6-6), GB (5-6), MIN (3-8)
SOUTH: New Orleans and Carolina (9-3 each, TB and ATL (3-9 each)
WEST: Seattle! (11-1), SF (8-4), ARI (7-5), STL (5-7)
Keep pushing if your team still has playoff hopes. Or if your team forgot how to win games or can't win games (like Houston), better luck in 2014.