North Korea, Sanctions, and Kim Jong-un

[Blitz24]

Found this on twitter

I saw that, but I haven't seen it verified and it will likely need Chinese/South Korean confirmation. The question now is if NK will have any sort of internal struggle.

 

[Chrunch Houston]

Twitter is freaking out.

https://twitter.com/search?q="Kim Jong Un"&src=trend_click

 

[andrea]

Knowing our luck he'll come out as a cyborg.

 

[Spacegoat]

Wouldn't like to be the one who performed the surgery. They are screwed even if he somehow makes a full recovery.

 

[FoRiZon]

So much for the zero Covid cases in North Korea.

 

[Liquid]

Wouldn't like to be the one who performed the surgery. They are screwed even if he somehow makes a full recovery.

Seoul isn't reporting anything unusual but these were my thoughts exactly if it does turn out to be true.

 

[Dennisch]

Hongkong media are reporting that the Little Big Fat Man has died.

 

[Blitz24]

Hongkong media are reporting that the Little Big Fat Man has died.

Come on man. We need sources.

 

[Dennisch]

Come on man. We need sources.

Seems like it's toilet rag media going for the first place reporting, and I fell for it.

A Dutch news paper claims that media in Hongkong are claiming that a head figure of Hongkong Satellite Television has said that Phat Boi Kim is dead.

I haven't found a Hongkong paper claiming it though, yet.

 

[Joey D]

It sounds like he's anywhere from dead to fairly sick after having heart surgery.

 

[Blitz24]

It sounds like he's anywhere from dead to fairly sick after having heart surgery.

He is Schrodinger's Kim.

 

[Dennisch]

We will know it for sure when we see 6 Ghanaians carrying a coffin dancing to a funky tune walking through Pyongyang.

 

[PzR Slim]

 

[Liquid]

In addition to the surgical team, their children and their children's children.

 

[Carbonox]

Is it too early for another round of "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"?

Castro and Mugabe were already massive pieces of 🤬 as it is, but an active threat kicking the bucket would be infinitely more satisfying.

 

[Northstar]

Is it too early for another round of "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"?

Castro and Mugabe were already massive pieces of 🤬 as it is, but an active threat kicking the bucket would be infinitely more satisfying.

If predictions are correct and his sister takes over, it could very well be a case of “better the devil you know”. Kim Yo-Jong is believed to be more psycho than her brother.

 

[Touring Mars]

Knowing our luck he'll come out as a cyborg.

Or a zombie...

#KimJongUndead

 

[wvmgmidget]

My money is on vampire.

 

[TexRex]

Or a zombie...

#KimJongUndead

 

[Submerged]

If predictions are correct and his sister takes over, it could very well be a case of “better the devil you know”. Kim Yo-Jong is believed to be more psycho than her brother.

You know, if the rumours are actually true and he has passed away and she takes over....

I honestly cannot imagine Trump trying to get NK to no longer have nukes or reduce their aggression whatsoever. Or even have a meeting with Kim Yo-Jong, considering that Trump seems to not approach women very well at all.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Trump seems to not approach women very well at all.

Depends on your point of view, one might say that he has zero trouble approaching them and grabbing their attention.

More seriously this rumour has been around for what, a week or so? The intensity of its repeating seems to have risen dramatically in the last 24h or so and therefore NK's press monitoring agencies will be more than aware of it and it will have been reported to Kim. If he's alive then he'll appear on the NK news very shortly and will be apparently in the greatest of health.

If he doesn't appear... hmmm.

 

[Joey D]

I'm guessing it went something like this:

 

[TexRex]

Trump seems to not approach women very well at all.

 

[Liquid]

Trump seems to not approach women very well at all.

He does but only in a certain direction towards a specific region.

 

[Blitz24]

He does but only in a certain direction towards a specific region.

I don't think Nepal would be pleased if he was "grabbing them by the Kathmandu".

 

[ScottPuss20]

2020 is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[FoRiZon]

Just because it's probably the end of Kim Jong Un doesn't mean it'll be the end of the Communist rule or an upcoming reunification.

Whatever the country will change in a way, for better or worse (if Kim Jong Un really did pass away), remains to be seen. Still, this video can serve as a reminder:

 

[Biggles]

Kim reappears:

https://twitter.com/davidfrum
Or does he? Does that look weirdly like a Kim look-alike ... or is it impossible that there could be two such good-looking guys in NK?

 

[Danoff]

Kim reappears:

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Or does he? Does that look weirdly like a Kim look-alike ... or is it impossible that there could be two such good-looking guys in NK?

When was that photo taken.

 

[Touring Mars]

When was that photo taken.

Judging from that photo, my guess is some time between third breakfast and fourth breakfast...