To be honest, capital punishment doesn't necessarily work for these people. Sure, they're wasting tax dollars by rotting in prison, but in the end, an early death for them doesn't quite do justice. That would essentially allow them to get away with their crimes scot free - what really needs to be done is to force every surviving criminal, whether it's Mrs Boudreau, her sweetheart Vernon or this bunch of pansies in India, to suffer for the rest of their lives behind bars while carrying that heavy burden of taking away someone else's life. If they become someone's bitch in prison for 20 years, I don't care. If someone knocks them over in prison and gets them paralyzed, I don't care. If they get their limbs cut off with spoons, it only gets better.
After all, none of us are saints. We don't need to try and prove we're better than these people by merely giving them the needle or the chair for a slow, painless death. Even if I sucker punched these fellas in the back of the head when they least expect it, giving them permanent brain damage, I'd still consider myself a better person than they ever have been. The Christian god may forgive, but I will not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammu_Siltavuori
For the record I'll be straight with you guys... I'm a psychopath, yes. But at least I only direct my pain-causing fantasies at people who are asking for it.