RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

[Dragonwhisky]

The first post feels sad and lonely because no one pays attention to it.

I've read the entire post more than once and visit often, hunting tunes, if it makes you feel better.

 

[uMadson?]

I've read the entire post more than once and visit often, hunting tunes, if it makes you feel better.

for a moment I thought you were Dragonthing with a new username.

 

[Dragonwhisky]

for a moment I thought you were Dragonthing with a new username.

Lol.

Someday I'm going to grab every tune she's done, just so I can say I have them. Fond of dragons I am.

 

[VTiRoj]

I've read the entire post more than once and visit often, hunting tunes, if it makes you feel better.

It does. Thank you.

for a moment I thought you were Dragonthing with a new username.

No, he's just Dragon's whiskey bottle.

 

[uMadson?]

No, he's just Dragon's whiskey bottle.

I bet Dragon's gonna love being drunk tonight.

 

[che69velle]

I bet Dragon's gonna love being drunk tonight.

dragonthing getting drunk or dragonwhisky getting drank? lol

 

[Dragonwhisky]

dragonthing getting drunk or dragonwhisky getting drank? lol

Well this conversation has taken an unexpected turn.... LOL

Either or both would be good, I reckon.

 

[che69velle]

Well this conversation has taken an unexpected turn.... LOL

Either or both would be good, I reckon.

should be interesting, considering both of you most likely have cool accents

 

[Dragonwhisky]

should be interesting, considering both of you most likely have cool accents

Cool accent? That would depend wholly on where yer from and what yer used to.

 

[che69velle]

Cool accent? That would depend wholly on where yer from and what yer used to.

personally a southern accent is the coolest america has to offer, but an english or irish accent now thats awesome.

 

[Dragonthing]

DRAGONS

 

[XDesperado67]

 

[VTiRoj]

Welcome again to another episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!" On this episode, current reigning champion XDesperado67 takes on newcomer, Dragonwhisky! Will the newcomer use some of that beginners luck to pull a victory out of the bag? Or is XDesperado's experience just too high to compete with? Find out on this episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!"

 

[che69velle]

Welcome again to another episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!" On this episode, current reigning champion XDesperado67 takes on newcomer, Dragonwhisky! Will the newcomer use some of that beginners luck to pull a victory out of the bag? Or is XDesperado's experience just too high to compete with? Find out on this episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!"

lmao

 

[DigitalBaka]

Welcome again to another episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!" On this episode, current reigning champion XDesperado67 takes on newcomer, Dragonwhisky! Will the newcomer use some of that beginners luck to pull a victory out of the bag? Or is XDesperado's experience just too high to compete with? Find out on this episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!"

This is why girls don't play video games. One shows up on the forums and there are two dozen guys asking for pictures and an address to "meet up".

 

[Dragonwhisky]

personally a southern accent is the coolest america has to offer, but an english or irish accent now thats awesome.

As my lineage is American Heinz57 I don't have any of those cool accents. I always did like those as well and would add Australia to the cool accent list. Scotland too for that matter, since my preferred whisky is distilled there.

 

[Dragonwhisky]

Welcome again to another episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!" On this episode, current reigning champion XDesperado67 takes on newcomer, Dragonwhisky! Will the newcomer use some of that beginners luck to pull a victory out of the bag? Or is XDesperado's experience just too high to compete with? Find out on this episode of "I Want To Sleep With Dragonthing!"

Roflmao.

Unexpected has now degenerated to incredulous.

Roj, you owe me a BS meter. Mine just broke.

Wow. Just wow.

Gotta love the internetz.

 

[che69velle]

Roflmao.

Unexpected has now degenerated to incredulous.

Roj, you owe me a BS meter. Mine just broke.

Wow. Just wow.

Gotta love the internetz.

if your a dude, dont lie. you'd sleep with any beautiful girl that was willing.

 

[VTiRoj]

This is why girls don't play video games. One shows up on the forums and there are two dozen guys asking for pictures and an address to "meet up".

Indeed. Although some girls get lucky and actually find a genuinely decent guy. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

Roflmao.

Unexpected has now degenerated to incredulous.

Roj, you owe me a BS meter. Mine just broke.

Wow. Just wow.

Gotta love the internetz.

RKM RealityTV holds no responsibility if your BS meter breaks during our programming.

 

[DigitalBaka]

Indeed. Although some girls get lucky and actually find a genuinely decent guy. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

My wife would agree with that. At least...I think she would.....

 

[Dragonthing]

See, my accent is not quite Essex in that Only Way is Essex kinda way...I'm classic Billericay Dickie all the way through, mixed in with a bit of North London and Oop Nrrth for good measure if this confuses anyone, think lower middle class with a hooker's assload of cusswords...

 

[trackripper123]

See, my accent is not quite Essex in that Only Way is Essex kinda way...I'm classic Billericay Dickie all the way through, mixed in with a bit of North London and Oop Nrrth for good measure if this confuses anyone, think lower middle class with a hooker's assload of cusswords...

This will be lost on all those who aren't in the UK

 

[Dragonwhisky]

if your a dude, dont lie. you'd sleep with any beautiful girl that was willing.

Well yeah, I am a dude so... But since I married one such beautiful girl 27 years ago I can afford to be a bit more discriminating over which beautiful, willing girl I would want to fantasize sleeping with. Beautiful girls are fairly easy to find. Beautiful, willing girls however are much more rare. The more obvious response is, since I have no idea whatsoever whether Dragonthing would qualify as beautiful, from my perspective, I cannot think of where any desire would come from in that respect. Doubtful that my "tune", which amounts to hairy knuckles draggin' the ground, snaggle toothed troll would appeal to her delicate sensibilities. Pretty sure XDesperado has nothing to concern him.

RKM RealityTV holds no responsibility if your BS meter breaks during our programming.

Thinkin' you might consider calling it RKM SurrealityTV.

When do we get back to regularly scheduled programming?

 

[Dragonthing]

When do we get back to regularly scheduled programming?

As soon as I stop getting these damn night shifts and upload the Trans-Cammer, my Impreza, maybe Korza's GS300 tune once I've finished tweaking it...and my Citroen GT seems to have a kick ass setup on it too, I need to find out if it's actually my own doing or not...hopefully mine since it's done a good few hundred miles!

 

[DigitalBaka]

See, my accent is not quite Essex in that Only Way is Essex kinda way...I'm classic Billericay Dickie all the way through, mixed in with a bit of North London and Oop Nrrth for good measure if this confuses anyone, think lower middle class with a hooker's assload of cusswords...

........wut? Have mercy on a Chicagoan!

As soon as I stop getting these damn night shifts and upload the Trans-Cammer, my Impreza, maybe Korza's GS300 tune once I've finished tweaking it...and my Citroen GT seems to have a kick ass setup on it too, I need to find out if it's actually my own doing or not...hopefully mine since it's done a good few hundred miles!

I haven't tried the Trans Cammer yet. It just sits in the garage dripping oil like all old cars do. Maybe a Dragon tune would get me to look at it. And definitely post up your Impreza/Kia/red blob! 👍

 

[Korza]

As soon as I stop getting these damn night shifts and upload the Trans-Cammer, my Impreza, maybe Korza's GS300 tune once I've finished tweaking it...and my Citroen GT seems to have a kick ass setup on it too, I need to find out if it's actually my own doing or not...hopefully mine since it's done a good few hundred miles!

And then there's the City Turbo, the Eclipse GT, the XKR, the R32 GTS tune, the '68 Fairlady Z... I'm sure there's more but I can't be bothered looking for them.

And do post my GS300.

 

[Rotary Junkie]

........wut? Have mercy on a Chicagoan, DA BEARS!



I haven't tried the Trans Cammer yet. It just sits in the garage dripping oil like all old cars do. Maybe a Dragon tune would get me to look at it. And definitely post up your Impreza/Kia/red blob, DA BEARS! 👍

Fixed!

 

[Michelin]

Fixed!

You had to do it, didn't you?

 

[Dragonthing]

And then there's the City Turbo, the Eclipse GT, the XKR, the R32 GTS tune, the '68 Fairlady Z... I'm sure there's more but I can't be bothered looking for them.

And do post my GS300.

You mean the superhappy City Turbo II RKM edition or the fire spitting 250bhp version? And I already pointed out I lost my Eclipse tune and taming that 550bhp beast is way too much effort

 

[Highlandor]

Dear Desperate67......oooops, XDesperado67 I mean....

Wikpedia is your best friend:

Essex girl
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

An Essex girl is a pejorative stereotype in the United Kingdom of a female who is said to be promiscuous and unintelligent, characteristics jocularly attributed to women from Essex. It is applied widely throughout the country and has gained popularity over time, dating from the 1980s and 1990s.

The stereotypical image was formed as a variation of the dumb blonde/bimbo persona, with references to the Estuary English accent, white stiletto heels, silicone enhanced breasts, peroxide blonde hair, over-indulgent use of fake tan (lending an orange appearance), promiscuity, loud verbal vulgarity and to socialising at downmarket nightclubs.

"Essex girl jokes"

Q. What's the difference between an Essex man and an Essex girl?
A. The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
A. Bus shelters.

Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex?
A. She shuts the car door.

Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear.

Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
A. To keep her ankles warm.

Q. Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18
months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years".

Q. Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.

Q. Why did the Essex girl go halfway to Norway then turn around and come home?
A. It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.

Q. What does the Essex girl say after sex?
A. Do you all play for the same team?

It gets alot worse.......

Still in love are we??

Oh dear.......well, at least I tried......