RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

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Dear Desperate67......oooops, XDesperado67 I mean....

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Essex girl
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An Essex girl is a pejorative stereotype in the United Kingdom of a female who is said to be promiscuous and unintelligent, characteristics jocularly attributed to women from Essex. It is applied widely throughout the country and has gained popularity over time, dating from the 1980s and 1990s.

The stereotypical image was formed as a variation of the dumb blonde/bimbo persona, with references to the Estuary English accent, white stiletto heels, silicone enhanced breasts, peroxide blonde hair, over-indulgent use of fake tan (lending an orange appearance), promiscuity, loud verbal vulgarity and to socialising at downmarket nightclubs.

"Essex girl jokes"

Q. What's the difference between an Essex man and an Essex girl?
A. The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
A. Bus shelters.

Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex?
A. She shuts the car door.

Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear.

Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
A. To keep her ankles warm.

Q. Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18
months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years".

Q. Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.

Q. Why did the Essex girl go halfway to Norway then turn around and come home?
A. It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.

Q. What does the Essex girl say after sex?
A. Do you all play for the same team?

It gets alot worse.......

Still in love are we??

Oh dear.......well, at least I tried......
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Are you sure this is not Sikipedia??
 
VTiRoj
Ever since everyone realised Dragonthing wasn't my girlfriend. :lol:
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I realized that when she joined RKM :lol:
And I'm sad due to the fact that my Gallery thread doesn't get attention :(

EDIT: Just posted some photos that I took from the Midnight Z, right here!
 
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NascarManiaco99
I realized that when she joined RKM :lol:
And I'm sad due to the fact that my Gallery thread doesn't get attention :(

EDIT: Just posted some photos that I took from the Midnight Z, right here!
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Do more tuner cars and post them up in garages, it works and it's not annoying. 👍

Nice Z by the way, I'd take the extension parts off though. The interior shots are sweet. :D
Dragonthing
So I kinda have this fracture, in my palm...and I can't play PS3 anymore D: also, it hurts
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Now I wonder how you managed that... :dopey: Luckily you have XDesperado to kiss it better eh? :P
 
VTiRoj
Do more tuner cars and post them up in garages, it works and it's not annoying. 👍

Nice Z by the way, I'd take the extension parts off though. The interior shots are sweet. :D
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I see.. do you mean just like I did with the Z? :lol:
 
che69velle
O.o how do you fracture your palm? did you dragon punch someone?
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SHORYUKEN!

I had to do it. It's in my nature as a fighting game player.

Haters gonna hate.
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ANYWAYS I just finished up testing of the FC and I'm quite impressed with it. I...don't really have any other words for it. It turned out so much better than expected, I'm speechless. The best way to do that car justice is record a video of it, which I don't feel like doing right now (aka too busy with Skullgirls). :(

As always, great job Roj!
 
NascarManiaco99
I see.. do you mean just like I did with the Z? :lol:
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Exactly! :P Also don't pay attention to replies, look at the view count. It'll keep your spirits up. :P
BolverkGTM
SHORYUKEN!

I had to do it. It's in my nature as a fighting game player.

Haters gonna hate.
YFyqz.gif


ANYWAYS I just finished up testing of the FC and I'm quite impressed with it. I...don't really have any other words for it. It turned out so much better than expected, I'm speechless. The best way to do that car justice is record a video of it, which I don't feel like doing right now (aka too busy with Skullgirls). :(

As always, great job Roj!
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That .gif comes from a flash movie on Newgrounds. Never thought I'd see it as a gif. :lol:

You're welcome with the FC. It was a fun tune, came out better than I expected. 👍
 
Dragonthing
More suspension tweaks, maybe a bit on the LSD too if it needs it. Took off a few times on a butt-clenching lap of the 'Ring last time I drove it :D
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Send me an email with the tweaks it needs and I can sort it out.
 
Dragonthing
So I kinda have this fracture, in my palm...and I can't play PS3 anymore D: also, it hurts
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trackripper123
Which palm?
If it's the left one, do what krenkme did and go drag tune :lol:
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Yep, drag tuning can be fun, done one handed, and since the runs are so short it gives you more time to drink :D
 
VTiRoj
RKM Motorsport’s S15 Silvia Spec V

S15SilviaSpecV.jpg

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Based on: Nissan Silvia Spec-R Aero (S15) ‘02
Obtained: Brand new from Nissan

Drivetrain: FR
Horsepower: 405 BHP (@ 66.9 miles)
Torque:---- 44 kgfm
Weight:---- 1051 kg
PP:-------- 516

PARTS
GT Auto
Enkei RP03 Wheels
Type A Front Aero

Tuning Shop
Chassis Weight Reduction Stage 3
Rigidity Improvement
Window Weight Reduction
Carbon Bonnet (Body Colour)
Engine Tuning Stage 3
Sports ECU
Sports Intake Manifold
Racing Air Filter
Titanium Racing Exhaust
Sports Exhaust Manifold
Catalytic Converter: Sports
Mid RPM Range Turbo Kit
Fully Customisable Transmission
Twin Plate Clutch
Semi Racing Flywheel
Carbon Propeller Shaft
Fully Customisable LSD
Fully Customisable Suspension Kit
Sports Soft Tyres

SETUP

Body/Chassis
Ballast
Amount:-- 0
Position: 0

Engine
Power Limiter
Power Level: 100.0%

Transmission
Transmission
(Set Max Speed, then each individual ratio.)
1st:-- 3.019
2nd:-- 2.076
3rd:-- 1.608
4th:-- 1.293
5th:-- 1.068
6th:-- 0.925
Final: 3.448
Max Speed: 199 MPH

Drivetrain
Differential
Initial: 0/10
Accel:-- 0/35
Braking: 0/15

Suspension
Suspension
Ride Height: -25/-25
Spring Rate: 10.0/7.0
Extension:-- 8/8
Compression: 6/6
Anti-Roll:-- 2/4
Camber:----- 2.3/1.9
Toe:-------- –0.11/0.00

Brakes
Brake Balance Controller
Brake Balance: 5/7

Intended Driving Options
Transmission: Manual (MT)
ABS: 1
Everything else: OFF

Tuner Comments:
If you liked the S13 Speed Star, you’ll love this S15 Spec V. With over 400bhp and 1051kg, this S15 is capable of beating the pants off supercars when it comes to the twisty stuff. Using rapid acceleration and a sorted chassis to it’s advantage, this S15 will fly in and out of corners with ease.

22nd Feb 2011 - Transmission & ballast/power settings & revised settings.
11th Apr 2011 - Revised settings II.
13th Apr 2011 - Revised settings III.
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And I thought my 360 hp 498 pp S15 was ridiculous. If you want to turn the asm off, you're crazy.
 

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