Slight house party Problem, Help would be appreciated

[Aldo]

]"Decorate" your house to either look like a house full of spirits, or the house has been broken into by a raging man with a chainsaw and spill red liquid all over the front porch. Let's see someone try to walk in there while you're out.

He's not flippin Macauly Culkin re-enacting Home Alone...

Nobody will turn up, and if some tools do turn up, they won't break in. Just forget about it.

 

[lbsf1]

He's not flippin Macauly Culkin re-enacting Home Alone...

Nobody will turn up, and if some tools do turn up, they won't break in. Just forget about it.

Thats what I'm trying to convince myself.

It should all be fine, I was just abit worried when I made this thread because thats when the comment was made on facebook and the number of comments its got within 30secs kinda scared me. lol


I'm partially considering some home alone kinda stunts actually. Not some of the complicated ones just some video surveillance.

My neighbours probably will call the police if anything starts happening, they came out and complained to my dad when he started up his lotus at 8am in the morning, so they better do something if anyone breaks in.

 

[Keef]

I also don't want to get all official about stopping the party cause there are loads of hot girls in my year and if I decide that I'm going to be all nerdy about stopping this party then thats going to mess up my chances with them, ever.

It's high school, so you already don't have a chance with them ever. There's more to life than dramatic and fleeting high school relationships sexual escapades. They're not any good at it anyway.

It seems you have two courses of action here. You could convince your parents to go on vacation and have the party and get drunk and laid like a boss, or you could be lame and not have it. Your choice.

Better yet, tell everybody to hold off on the party until the end of the school year, then go crazy in local park on the last day of school like in Dazed and Confused. Never seen it? Watch it.

 

[Daniel]

Kate's Party: The Sequel?

 

[lbsf1]

It seems you have two courses of action here. You could convince your parents to go on vacation and have the party and get drunk and laid like a boss, or you could be lame and not have it. Your choice.

If option 1 didn't involve my house getting trashed then yes I would try to find a way to do that, however since the changes of me getting laid with my mates around to mess it up is about nil.

For anyone who watches inbetweeners I'm a living example of Will.

 

[Milldrum]

Tell people it's a church gathering and to wear their church clothes. Or invite their parents.

Talk to an adult. Then it is there responsibility to fix this and you can't be blamed. Party happens, "But I told .....!"

Edit: Clear anything embarrassing out of your bedroom just incase. You know what I'm talking about.

 

[Keef]

If option 1 didn't involve my house getting trashed then yes I would try to find a way to do that, however since the changes of me getting laid with my mates around to mess it up is about nil.

Life gets better with time. Eventually you and all your bros will figure out that, in such as situation as a raving New Year's party, it's just not cool to screw up a friend's efforts to get laid. If any of them have done it, I'd imagine they already know that. Usually it only takes five minutes or less to learn that rule.

Tell people it's a church gathering and to wear their church clothes...

...Or invite their parents.

Edit: Clear anything embarrassing out of your bedroom just incase. You know what I'm talking about.

 

[Downhill Dino]

Charge an admission fee.

 

[Danny]

I think you should invite GTP.

But only the good people.

 

[lbsf1]

I think you should invite GTP.

But only the good people.

I'll invite the Americans from the real guns thread to keep the chavs out.

 

[Aldo]

I'll do the DJing... So your house for 9pm?

Wooooooooooo partaaaaaaaaay at Luke's house!!!!!!!

 

[GT Pro]

Set up cameras on the property so, if in the unlikely scenario people do break and enter, you at least have solid evidence.

EDIT:

It seems you have two courses of action here. You could convince your parents to go on vacation and have the party and get drunk and laid like a boss, or you could be lame and not have it. Your choice.

Really, that's your advice?

 

[RDotBWindows]

I'll see you there mate!

 

[Small_Fryz]

Did somebody say party?

 

[TheCracker]

Did somebody say party?

There's a couple of mini buses being organised. Should i put your name down for one of the seats?

 

[Small_Fryz]

Do you even have to ask?

 

[W3H5]

There's a couple of mini buses being organised. Should i put your name down for one of the seats?

I'm sold!

Is it BYOB or will the host cater? I think we'll need some beer, vodka, whiskey and if Fryz is coming, some rum. Don't know what the others will drink but that's a couple of us sorted.

 

[TheCracker]

I'm taking a couple of kegs of absinthe. 👍

 

[Pagey279]

Ibsf1- are you/all of the people coming under age?

 

[Small_Fryz]

Shem, Cracker, looks like we got this sorted I can swing by and bring a few bottles of rum no worries.

Ibsf1- are you/all of the people coming under age?

I'm of age and also a highly responsible drinker, nothing to worry about.

 

[TheCracker]

I'm of age and also a highly responsible drinker, nothing to worry about.

I'm of age and also a highly responsible drinker, nothing to worry about.

 

[W3H5]

Ibsf1- are you/all of the people coming under age?

I'm a completely legal drunken fool. No problems then. Unless they changed the drinking age to 30, in which case I better take myself off the VIP list.

 

[Pagey279]

Firstly it wasnt directed at you. Secondly im actually trying to help him..

 

[W3H5]

Firstly it wasnt directed at you. Secondly im actually trying to help him..

He's out of luck if we turn up! I'll make sure that it's a party he never forgets! Mwahahahah

 

[Small_Fryz]

He's out of luck if we turn up! I'll make sure that it's a party he never forgets! Mwahahahah

Cracker, Shem, Fryz and we will send for Cody too...

Yep, one hell of a party indeed.

 

[Pagey279]

Well my advise to him if he reads this is tip off the police, tell them exactly what has happened. And if the people turning up are underage then the police will have a field day anyway. Plus if they aren't, trespassing and disturbing the peace would be grounds for them to be dispersed.

 

[Apok]

I'm of age and also a highly responsible drinker, nothing to worry about.

I'm of age and also a highly responsible drinker, nothing to worry about.




Can I come anyway?

 

[TheCracker]

Well my advise to him if he reads this is tip off the police, tell them exactly what has happened. And if the people turning up are underage then the police will have a field day anyway. Plus if they aren't, trespassing and disturbing the peace would be grounds for them to be dispersed.

Because they won't have anything better to do on New Year's Eve?

 

[W3H5]

More the merrier! I'll bring a little firm from China and we'll get some Baijui going around.

 

[Pagey279]

On new years eve they will be looking for illegal parties and under-age drinkers. Exactly what this is. Plus most officers from the constabulary will be on duty. Meaning there will be enough to stop an illegal party possibly with 300 people attending.
I think it will catch their attention