Slight house party Problem, Help would be appreciated

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Call the police and have them set up a skirmish line on your front lawn. Anyone shows up and they get the sticks.
 
My suggestion? One day before the party, update your facebook status and tell them you ARE going to have party.

I don't use facebook so I don't know exactly how you do this, you can start a new "event" and have everyone confirm attendance, and in the event description put in your starting rumor friend's address. :dopey:
 
Hire this fellow citizen
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He's free right now enjoying his holiday.
Nobody will bother you
 
Danny
Mind swinging by and picking me up? I'll be bringing the Sambuca.

I'm the designated driver, but I'll have to have a couple of drinks first as I am very self-conscious about my driving.
 
I'll update you guys.

Most people have forgotten about the party (thank god), and the people who do mention it don't know my address (very few people do). So in all I think I'm pretty safe.

What I was worried about mostly was the word spreading to much and lots of chavs turning up, my closer friends won't have the balls to do anything, however the chavs will. I have 2.5 more days of school to endure without people bringing it up and I will be fine (I hope).


However if I was to hold the party I have had an offer of a lapdance then, I quote "Anything I want" from a pretty hot girl. If it wasn't 100% that the house would be trashed then I would have taken her up on this, but since I can't even hold a party cause of my parents then its not going to happen even if I wanted the party.
 
Don't let your parents watch the lapdance or "anything you want". At least, not without a blindfold.

Also, Fryz and TheCracker are chavs?

*de-friends.
 
However if I was to hold the party I have had an offer of a lapdance then, I quote "Anything I want" from a pretty hot girl. If it wasn't 100% that the house would be trashed then I would have taken her up on this, but since I can't even hold a party cause of my parents then its not going to happen even if I wanted the party.

Throw the parents out of the house, or do something memorable on New Years Eve, why did you refuse?:ill:
 
In this instance, yes, chav is a fine label to use.

Coaches are leaving at 8pm on the dot. Anyone whose late will have to make their own way there.


However if I was to hold the party I have had an offer of a lapdance then, I quote "Anything I want" from a pretty hot girl. If it wasn't 100% that the house would be trashed then I would have taken her up on this, but since I can't even hold a party cause of my parents then its not going to happen even if I wanted the party.

Are there any other strumpets going?
 
Throw the parents out of the house, or do something memorable on New Years Eve, why did you refuse?:ill:

Because my parents won't be happy when they get home and there is hardly any house left, and then I will be grounded until I'm 18 and probably have to pay for the damage, also I don't particularly want people to nick my go kart. There is also no where else I can hold the party.



Are there any other strumpets going?
She's not really that much of a slut, I have known her since I was 8. Not someone I would usually hang around with but not someone you would refuse from.

And if the party did happen then yes there would be tonnes of clunge (reference from inbetweeners)
 
Apokalipse
I'm of age and also a highly responsible drinker, nothing to worry about.

Can I come anyway? :dopey:

I'm not of age and also a highly responsible drinker.
I think I'll come too.
 
If option 1 didn't involve my house getting trashed then yes I would try to find a way to do that, however since the changes of me getting laid with my mates around to mess it up is about nil.

For anyone who watches inbetweeners I'm a living example of Will.

...I doubt that...will never had a go kart or had the 🤬 to race one.
 
Because my parents won't be happy when they get home and there is hardly any house left, and then I will be grounded until I'm 18 and probably have to pay for the damage, also I don't particularly want people to nick my go kart. There is also no where else I can hold the party.




She's not really that much of a slut, I have known her since I was 8. Not someone I would usually hang around with but not someone you would refuse from.

And if the party did happen then yes there would be tonnes of clunge (reference from inbetweeners)

Without sounding a little odd how old are you and what kind of area do you live in?

It's just that I'm 18, live in stoke and the sorta thing you're worried about happening tends to happen from time to time here.

Someone mentions a party, it spreads like wildfire across facebook and if the party does actually happen when you turn up there's the genuinely invited people and then a myriad of '+1's' that you've heard of (you know the people I mean) but never met.

It's those people that tend to either:
1. get plastered and then break something accidentally or vomit everywhere.
2. get plastered and pick a fight with someone.

You could try and host the party just you'd have to just make sure that it was only the people you wanted to turn up and if anyone else asks well just say it's cancelled :lol:

also I second this:

It's high school, so you already don't have a chance with them ever. There's more to life than dramatic and fleeting high school sexual escapades. They're not any good at it anyway.

It seems you have two courses of action here. You could convince your parents to go on vacation and have the party and get drunk and laid like a boss, or you could be lame and not have it. Your choice.
 
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Without sounding a little odd how old are you and what kind of area do you live in?

It's just that I'm 18, live in stoke and the sorta thing you're worried about happening tends to happen from time to time here.

Someone mentions a party, it spreads like wildfire across facebook and if the party does actually happen when you turn up there's the genuinely invited people and then a myriad of '+1's' that you've heard of (you know the people I mean) but never met.

It's those people that tend to either:
1. get plastered and then break something accidentally or vomit everywhere.
2. get plastered and pick a fight with someone.

You could try and host the party just you'd have to just make sure that it was only the people you wanted to turn up and if anyone else asks well just say it's cancelled :lol:

also I second this:


Live down in Surrey, aged 15 (nearly 16), where I live is quite peaceful, the problem wasn't with my mates from my town/village it would be from the ones who live in the council estate where my school is.

There is no party, I'm not even home to have it, so the problem isn't with +1's it was just with anyone turning up atall.
 
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