Slight house party Problem, Help would be appreciated
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TomMatty!
You called? Hang on, I'm not Irish!
Am I missing something?
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You called? Hang on, I'm not Irish!
I was referring to mattymc96, I should've made that clearer. I'll give it another shot..Akmuq!
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It looked like a pretty pants party from behind the bush I was watching from...
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TomIt was immensly savage, mind you when mattythedog brought the fire extinguisher and sprayed it on Akmuq's hair, it livened things up a bit.
Yeah, it was lucky I always carry a fire extinguisher with me at all times, otherwise someone would be a lot balder now, though not in the place you'd expect.
How did you set fire to that hair Akmuq? 
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Yeah, it was lucky I always carry a fire extinguisher with me at all times, otherwise someone would be a lot balder now, though not in the place you'd expect.
Thinking about it, you should have brought a back-up one for the lawn..
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Tom
Yeah, but I thought he'd paved over the lawn, I didn't get the memo that for Christmas he got a new lawn.
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Yeah, but I thought he'd paved over the lawn, I didn't get the memo that for Christmas he got a new lawn.
Oh right, I guess Facebook was down or something. 👎 Anyway, about Akmuq's hair, I think it was something to do with an incredibly hot curry? Nasty way to do it..
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Tom
Yeah, I dunno what that girl was thinking, there are much easier ways to wax...
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I told him not to order from Vindaloo Express. Still, according to the girl he copped off with, it certainly spiced things up in the bedroom.
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TomI told him not to order from Vindaloo Express. Still, according to the girl he copped off with, it certainly spiced things up in the bedroom.
I think we should stop now......to wait for Akmuq's opinion on events.
(what did you think I was going to say)
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lbsf1
Wow! Tom obviously tidied up well. I left him at 1.30 to clean up, do he did well.
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Wow! Tom obviously tidied up well. I left him at 1.30 to clean up, do he did well.
I called in some "Reinforcements".
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TomI called in some "Reinforcements".
Is that why when I was walking home I saw 27 transsexuals carrying brushes and air freshener running towards the house?
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I just choked on my dinner because I laughed so hard at this.
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TomOh them? No, that was for Akmuq's incident.
Oh, so the crowd of naked Ann Widdocombe lookalikes were your cleaning reinforcements? Silly me, how could I make such a juvenile mistake...
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