Slight house party Problem, Help would be appreciated

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lbsf1
Live down in Surrey, aged 15 (nearly 16), where I live is quite peaceful, the problem wasn't with my mates from my town/village it would be from the ones who live in the council estate where my school is.

There is no party, I'm not even home to have it, so the problem isn't with +1's it was just with anyone turning up atall.
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Ahh well, To be honest you don't have a lot to worry about then really. If most of the people turning up will be 15/16 then the likely hood of them breaking into your house is pretty minimal really (if it's snowed you might return to find your house having been hit by a few snowballs, that's about it).

The only people that might turn up are the 'wannabe hard men' and they'll likely stand outside for about 30 minutes talking to each other in a similar way to how jay talks on the inbetweeners (you know what I mean), once they realise you're not in they'll just go so I wouldn't worry :)

No one 'serious' will turn up, it just doesn't happen.
 
Tiddy
If most of the people turning up will be 15/16 then the likely hood of them breaking into your house is pretty minimal really.
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Which kind of semi precious metal spoon was in your mouth when you was raised?

15/16 is the age when kids start burgling and getting into naughtiness. At least for most of East London anyway. I'd be wary, personally, and stay at home with a cricket bat.
 
shem
Which kind of semi precious metal spoon was in your mouth when you was raised?

15/16 is the age when kids start burgling and getting into naughtiness. At least for most of East London anyway. I'd be wary, personally, and stay at home with a cricket bat.
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It's funny since I was raised on a council estate...

I've personally never had any issue with 15/16 year olds, they're all just idiots who seem to think they're the best thing since sliced bread and that they can take anyone on, yet really when it comes to it they loose their bottle and run.

It's the older ones I've had trouble with who pretty much force there way into parties and use it as an opportunity to rob the place or just wreck it.
 
Or it would appear on some Channel 4 documentary trying to reinforce the stereotype that all British teenagers are drugged-up chavs.
 
lbsf1
If option 1 didn't involve my house getting trashed then yes I would try to find a way to do that, however since the changes of me getting laid with my mates around to mess it up is about nil.

For anyone who watches inbetweeners I'm a living example of Will.
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Hey we have something in common :)
 
You will need the police to deal with this I think. If people do turn up, I think it will only be half or a quarter as many as have said they would, I'm sure most of them have better things to do than hang around someone's house on new years, when there are places to be and fireworks to see (I assume, and not that I l pay attention to fireworks myself). But the break in possibility IS an issue, do any of these people know you'll be away? Don't tell anyone. But yeah, police. However I think the UK being the UK, the police will want to talk to your parents, UK police like to involve as many people as possible with anything.

Also there should be a way to manipulate the situation so that when it's all over, all the (decent+) girls at the school hate your friend, that always ruins a person's life heh.
 
RTSolvalou
You will need the police to deal with this I think. If people do turn up, I think it will only be half or a quarter as many as have said they would, I'm sure most of them have better things to do than hang around someone's house on new years, when there are places to be and fireworks to see (I assume, and not that I l pay attention to fireworks myself). But the break in possibility IS an issue, do any of these people know you'll be away? Don't tell anyone. But yeah, police. However I think the UK being the UK, the police will want to talk to your parents, UK police like to involve as many people as possible with anything.

Also there should be a way to manipulate the situation so that when it's all over, all the (decent+) girls at the school hate your friend, that always ruins a person's life heh.
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If people start mentioning the party again this week then I may (however at the moment I doubt more than 2 people may turn up.) If it does flare up and I think that people may turn up then I will stay at home (lights off so people don't know I'm in) so I can call the police if need be.
 
I've got a crate and a half of Beer with me on the bus, don't look conspicuous at all... :D
 
PeterJB
I've got a crate and a half of Beer with me on the bus, don't look conspicuous at all... :D
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Good job you don't look suspicious either :sly:

Coming round now FO SHO'

Edit: LOL I'mma illiterate douche most times!
 
On my way! We'll use the shower curtain rod as a stripper pole for all the dirty girls I'm bringing.

P.S. I'm gonna need to borrow your parents bed later, you may want to throw down a plastic sheet over it now.
 
SRV2LOW4ME
On my way! We'll use the shower curtain rod as a stripper pole for all the dirty girls I'm bringing.

P.S. I'm gonna need to borrow your parents bed later, you may want to throw down a plastic sheet over it now.
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:lol:

I trust there's plenty of Vodka? If not the women can make up for that..
 
peter_vod69
Not everyone has access to a DeLorean!

So did his house get ruined or what?
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Yeah, was a great party. Shame about the bath being ripped out and used as a sledge on the staircase though... oh, and the kitchen... don't even ask about the kitchen... :yuck:
 
Just woke up in the flowerbed with a bottle of Jager in hand. Can't say I remember much else about the night :D
 
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I'm a little anxious to hear back from the OP to see if it ended up like the party from "Weird Science" or not.
 

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