(Seeing as I can't be bothered with the drama of posting this on Facebook or twitter it'll go here. Need a vent.)
Me and a friend were talking yesterday, I haven't heard from him since I installed an air filter for him (because he can't do it...) so I decided to make general chit chat. Few things came up and suddenly, he dropped how he was seeing someone in the chat. Ok, I'll bite.
"Who is it?"
"You know your ex?"
"How could I forget..."
"Her cousin."
So, anyway, I moved on quickly. And I went to see him today. All was well and good until there was a knock at the door. Guess who? The cousin, now I don't mind her but she always asks about why me and (let's call her) Sam broke up. It got to the point where she only made references to it and when I said "Look, I kinda prefer not to share something like that with you." She flipped. "Someone like me? What's that supposed to mean?" And then (let's call him) Bob walked in and took her side ("I love her" grow up. You only want her in your bed.) saying "What you mean is you can't hold a stable relationship down. Remember Sam, Beth, Lucy and Lizzy (all fake names)?"
Now. That hurt. A friend I've known since I was 6, a really close friend, bringing these examples up. All ended basically the same, they called me to "Strange" or something and wished I was dead.
We argued, quite a few insults exchanged ("Oh I can't hold a relationship? This'll be over in 2 weeks once you've got bored of her. That's what you do, change women like you do socks. Remember Mel, Maria, Maracas and Meatball (fake. Obviously)?")
We left on bad terms, which involved me deflating his tyres (You just would) and him shouting weak insults ("You're not gonna have sex tonight but I am ha!") down the street.
30 mins later, I start playing GT6, get a message.
"Bob: Sorry about tonight
"
I've looked, not an emoticon, reaction image or Daft Punk reference can put my reaction into words. Mainly because of the AUP...
