So who's the best ever superhero?

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Indeed, but not to the point of his own destruction.

He's the ADHD superhe hey look, a neutrino!
Well, his consciousness is ephemeral, so you can't kill him without some form of psychic weapon, and I don't know if that will work.



Supers often lack the heroism. Not necessarily to that extent, admittedly, but many of them can be defined by occasional ambivalence and a smidge of self-centredness. Moore's Supers are renowned for it - Dr. Manhattan as above, Rorschach is a psychopath, V is just out for revenge - but it's not limited to him.

I suppose the other thing counting against Manhattan as a superhero is that he doesn't have a secret identity...
Anti-heroes are one thing, but in the case of many of these they go beyond that. I would say someone like Venom, since of morality but disregard for collateral damage, is about as far as you can go. Straight up personal vengeance, like V, is at most an accidental hero, unless his goals have a larger intended consequence, as the movie portrays.

Rorschach is straddling the line. Before he unleashes his psychopathic tendencies on you you must cross the moral line yourself, or beg for it. But as the sole character in their story to risk crossing what is essentially a god to uphold his moral view he shows that he is not a true psychopath. Ozy creates a scenario that Rorschach has been envisioning throughout the story. He imagined saying no to the world when they begged him to save them, yet he was the only one to walk out with the intent of stopping Ozymandias.


As for Manhattan not having a secret identity: Neither do the Fantastic Four or at least half the Marvel universe after Civil War.




And I think I found the best super hero of all time: He has alien friends, time travels, and has saved the galaxy numerous times.

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And he has the special power to seduce the ladies with nothing more than a glance.


EDIT: Have we gone 91 posts of geek talk without a single Jedi being mentioned? There is a disturbance in The Force.
 
I don't know how many times this question got asked when reading comics growing up. For me (as far as 'super hero's' go) it's a toss up between Spider-Man, Wolverine and depending on how technical you want to get; The Dark Phoenix (aka Jean Grey). My fav would have to be Spider-Man, but it's really splitting hairs between them, and depends on what kind of comparison you want to make. If it's an all out fight, Logan try to slow down a bit to heal and Spider-Man is next to impossible to hit with his senses (IIRC, Venom was the first to break this rule in Web of Spider-Man 18 :)) and the Dark Phoenix is so mighty she took on the entire X-Men team (check out the Dark Phoenix Saga Trade paperback, it's wonderful).

Batman is cunning, but his gadgets are what makes him tough as a hero and he has no super powers...I know I know, thats what makes him the best, blah blah and I don't buy into that. Why? Because imo, a 'super hero' is someone who is blessed with powers that no one else on earth has (or VERY few people). And since Batman is just a man, he is only a 'hero'. 99% of the people I mention that to firmly disagree, to each his own :)

EDIT: I did make a thread for such discussions here by the way.

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I suppose the other thing counting against Manhattan as a superhero is that he doesn't have a secret identity...

Nice to see the thread take a little more intellectual tone from the "I like Batman cause he's cool and stuff".

Anyway back on topic, a secret identity is certainly no prerequisite for someone to be a superhero. Ironman being a notable example of someone who goes out of his way to make sure everyone knows exactly who he is.
 
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And those with healing factors do age, although Deadpool was seen by the New X-Factor 800 years in the future and in Wolverine: The End Logan has clearly aged...

I haven't heard anything about these guys dying of old age. My presumption is that wolverine can outlive the likes of superman - who is supposed to age, albeit at a far reduced rate.
 
I haven't heard anything about these guys dying of old age. My presumption is that wolverine can outlive the likes of superman - who is supposed to age, albeit at a far reduced rate.
It is a sign that they do age though, which would indicate the eventual genetic breakdown that is the cause of aging. I took the unhealed broken claw in Wolverine: The End to be a sign that with age his healing factor has also slowed down.

But yes, they will outlive any being without advanced regenerative abilities by centuries. Deadpool's psychosis is the ultimate sign of that, as it is supposedly caused by his cancer ridden brain cells regenerating non-stop. It is also why he is immune to psychic abilities. Deadpool is in a constant state of back from the dead.
 
But yes, they will outlive any being without advanced regenerative abilities by centuries. Deadpool's psychosis is the ultimate sign of that, as it is supposedly caused by his cancer ridden brain cells regenerating non-stop. It is also why he is immune to psychic abilities. Deadpool is in a constant state of back from the dead.

I didn't think the claws healed though, seeing as how they were put into his body when they performed the "operation". How would his body be able to heal something that isn't part of it? ie. If someone stuck a sword into him, and his body healed but left the sword in him and someone came along and broke the sword, his body wouldn't heal the sword.

Correct me if I'm wrong...
 
I didn't think the claws healed though, seeing as how they were put into his body when they performed the "operation". How would his body be able to heal something that isn't part of it? ie. If someone stuck a sword into him, and his body healed but left the sword in him and someone came along and broke the sword, his body wouldn't heal the sword.

Correct me if I'm wrong...
What TB said. He went a few years without adamantium after Magneto ripped it out (and then let Apocalypse put it back at the cost of being a horseman) but was still the best at what he does. But that was the first time Logan and any X-Men (except maybe Professor "I read your locked memories decades ago, but I have a God complex" Xavier) had a clue he had bone claws to match his animal instincts. It was one of the few things the movie got right.


EDIT: I am still waiting to find out who or what was bad ass enough to break his adamantium laced claw between now and that 200+ year future.
 
EDIT: Have we gone 91 posts of geek talk without a single Jedi being mentioned? There is a disturbance in The Force.

They aren't superheroes in the same way Bruce Lee isn't a superhero. Although yes you need midichlorians (I had to look that up) to properly control the Force, it's more like a martial art where the main blunt of your power using it comes through training. If you remember, both Luke and Anakin could do hardly anything before they were trained by their masters. Generally superheroes always have their powers, or at least can use them to their full potential once they acquire them.

This all coming from a guy who doesn't care about Star Wars in the slightest. It's a classic, but I don't really dig it.
 
Jedi monks are like Shaolin Monks in space. Shaolin Monks are an elite order who can kick ass, fly, and control elements of nature with their mind... oh... wait... I was thinking about the Avatar....

But yes, they will outlive any being without advanced regenerative abilities by centuries. Deadpool's psychosis is the ultimate sign of that, as it is supposedly caused by his cancer ridden brain cells regenerating non-stop. It is also why he is immune to psychic abilities. Deadpool is in a constant state of back from the dead.

I was always under the impression that one of Wolverine's problems was the lack of blood hemoglobin production due to his adamantium-laced skeleton...

Spiderman, he has a hot girlfriend.

I know, right? But still... he's not two guys in one body...

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I think the big issue with the Doctor is, as FK says, that he's more a force of nature... and more of a backdrop (in the Watchmen) against which each of the other characters can play out their own individual dramas. Granted, he does fulfill a peace-keeping role... and there are other superheroes who do similar (Savage Dragon is a regular police officer... Captain America is a soldier... Miller has Superman doing duty for the government in a manner eerily like Manhattan in "The Dark Knight Returns"), but Manhattan is nothing more than a big blue tool (and sex toy).

Yes, there's the whole "woe is me and my lost humanity" theme, but a hero is defined by how he rises above the occassion and changes the course of events... (whatever his moral fiber and real motivations) not by how he is led by them.
 
What TB said. He went a few years without adamantium after Magneto ripped it out (and then let Apocalypse put it back at the cost of being a horseman) but was still the best at what he does. But that was the first time Logan and any X-Men (except maybe Professor "I read your locked memories decades ago, but I have a God complex" Xavier) had a clue he had bone claws to match his animal instincts. It was one of the few things the movie got right.

Thanks to both of you for the clarification. I was under the impression that the experiment gave him the claws, and that the movie actually added that in to make him even more badass before the adamantium.

I'm gonna have to keep checking back to see what/who broke off one of the claws. Should be interesting.
 
The immortal ones are definitely the best, simply because they can't not be the best. They'll always win a fight because they can't die.

As for the Dragonball Z characters, the only ones who are immortal aren't superheros at all, so they don't count. Superman will top most of them because he can't be killed by normal attacks, he can only be hurt with magic. Since Most Dragonball Z attacks are either physical or energy-based, that means they can't hurt Superman.
 
Coming from a guy in the UK, who gets all his knowledge of superheroes and comic book stuff from films and cartoons, and wouldn't know comic book canon from comic book broadsword, I think you've got to look at who the superhero is fighting before making judgements. Batman and Superman are constantly nearly defeated by your average human with no superpower (Lex Luthor, Joker, Penguin etc). That makes them not that good in my book.

My favourites are Spiderman, Wolverine and Hellboy.
 
Jar Jar Binks is the best superhero.

He did almost single-handedly destroy 25 years' worth of credibility and the memories of two entire generations of children.

Anti-heroes are one thing, but in the case of many of these they go beyond that. I would say someone like Venom, since of morality but disregard for collateral damage, is about as far as you can go. Straight up personal vengeance, like V, is at most an accidental hero, unless his goals have a larger intended consequence, as the movie portrays.

Rorschach is straddling the line. Before he unleashes his psychopathic tendencies on you you must cross the moral line yourself, or beg for it. But as the sole character in their story to risk crossing what is essentially a god to uphold his moral view he shows that he is not a true psychopath. Ozy creates a scenario that Rorschach has been envisioning throughout the story. He imagined saying no to the world when they begged him to save them, yet he was the only one to walk out with the intent of stopping Ozymandias.

I don't know... Rorschach punishes any criminal activity with death, and kills anyone who gets in his way while he's at it (though I can't cite a specific example as I'm not familiar enough with the comics). His world is black and white - good lives, evil dies and anyone who allows evil to live is also evil. The evil of Ozymandias (and the complicity of the others) to Rorschach is that he kills even one innocent person - whereas the others believe that the deaths will save all of the survivors and that, ultimately, they are doing good. Which is, in many ways, the crux of the message - are you the harsh, uncompromising Rorschach who won't tolerate evil or crime in any form even to the point of his own, inevitably, gooification or are you a fundamentally good person who, when it comes down to it, believes that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? Both sides believe they are good, but their foundations are mututally exclusive.

As for Manhattan not having a secret identity: Neither do the Fantastic Four or at least half the Marvel universe after Civil War.

Amusingly, I wouldn't know because I don't read comic books...
 
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The immortal ones are definitely the best, simply because they can't not be the best. They'll always win a fight because they can't die.
HULK DISAGREES!! Hulk has won many fights against those with powers that render them virtually immortal, including a God. Death is not a requirement of losing. Being unable to continue is. Even the likes of Wolverine take time to escape after being wrapped in an I-beam, or as is more likely, stomped into the Earth to the point you have to dig yourself back out after you heal.

But this does make me wonder. All this talk of hero vs God, and immortals, and no one mentioned Thor. Am I the only one that thinks that would have come up if this conversation were taking place in a year? You know, after those without a locked chest full of comics (aka me) get to know the character? Kind of like Iron Man.

He did almost single-handedly destroy 25 years' worth of credibility and the memories of two entire generations of children.
You give him too much credit. The Special Edition of A New Hope left the credibility and memories in a weakened state. It was a soft target by the time he came along.

I don't know... Rorschach punishes any criminal activity with death, and kills anyone who gets in his way while he's at it (though I can't cite a specific example as I'm not familiar enough with the comics). His world is black and white - good lives, evil dies and anyone who allows evil to live is also evil.
To me Rorschach's only difference from traditional heroes is his moral code on death. Even that has a limit as he threatens to only report Moloch to authorities for his illegal drugs. But he has a tendency to use torture, and we at least see threat of death, against those that are complicit in holding him back from solving the big crimes.

But the point is, he has that line you must cross first, unlike Manhattan, who doesn't care, or Ozy, who sees some grandiose picture.

The evil of Ozymandias (and the complicity of the others) to Rorschach is that he kills even one innocent person - whereas the others believe that the deaths will save all of the survivors and that, ultimately, they are doing good. Which is, in many ways, the crux of the message - are you the harsh, uncompromising Rorschach who won't tolerate evil or crime in any form even to the point of his own, inevitably, gooification or are you a fundamentally good person who, when it comes down to it, believes that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? Both sides believe they are good, but their foundations are mututally exclusive.
Manhattan and Rorschach are the two that stand out in this situation. Manhattan can see the future and knows that it works, so shrugs it off and decides to see if he can create life elsewhere. Rorschach refuses to allow millions of innocent deaths to be justified.

Manhattan's only saving grace in that situation is that he likely also saw that Rorschach's journal had been left behind, but didn't say a word.

Amusingly, I wouldn't know because I don't read comic books...
No one's perfect. I never played D&D, which severely hurts my geek cred.

But to bring you up to speed: The Fantastic Four were in the public eye when their powers manifested. Their main nemesis, Dr. Doom, is the leader of the country of Latveria, no secret who he is.

Marvel's Civil War storyline revolved around innocent deaths during metahuman fights leading to a government move, led by Tony Stark, to require all metas to register and reveal their secret identities. Captain America stomped out of SHIELD, explaining that isn't the America he stands for, and war between all the heroes broke out. Those in favor of the act made public revelations of their identities. And it all came to a close when Captain America was assassinated on his way to be tried for treason.
 
HULK DISAGREES!!
Marvel's Civil War storyline revolved around innocent deaths during metahuman fights leading to a government move, led by Tony Stark, to require all metas to register and reveal their secret identities. Captain America stomped out of SHIELD, explaining that isn't the America he stands for, and war between all the heroes broke out. Those in favor of the act made public revelations of their identities. And it all came to a close when Captain America was assassinated on his way to be tried for treason.

Didn't that leading to the series "Fallen Son: Death of Captain America"?
 
All this talk of hero vs God, and immortals, and no one mentioned Thor. Am I the only one that thinks that would have come up if this conversation were taking place in a year?
*stroaks Hulk Vs. Blu-ray, MUA and MUA2*

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But this does make me wonder. All this talk of hero vs God, and immortals, and no one mentioned Thor. Am I the only one that thinks that would have come up if this conversation were taking place in a year? You know, after those without a locked chest full of comics (aka me) get to know the character? Kind of like Iron Man.

I did my part by mentioning Thanos with said Infiniity Gems, a person who (I'm sure every comic book geek is aware of) quite frankly just pushed Thor to the side along with everyone else....but Odin Force, FTW. Not at that time though, but still. :lol:
 
Didn't that leading to the series "Fallen Son: Death of Captain America"?
Which was the next chapter of Cap's storyline of the individual character's Civil War stories. I personally feel seeing an icon of America die was symbolic of what the Civil War story was about. But then, I sided with Cap.

I did my part by mentioning Thanos with said Infiniity Gems, a person who (I'm sure every comic book geek is aware of) quite frankly just pushed Thor to the side along with everyone else....but Odin Force, FTW. Not at that time though, but still. :lol:
We all know Thanos, but part of me cannot get over the fact that every time I hear or think, "He did it all to impress death so she would fall in love with him," that I am instantly reminded of The Incredibles. Seriously, is Thanos 14 and has no friends or something?
 
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