The Book of Turismo

[Madertus]

I humbly ask thee to count my name in.

I shall do my best to spread the holy word of Turismanity. It would be the greatest honor to join thy ranks.

Apex.

 

[W3H5]

I'm not sure if Schwartz is still keeping tabs on the list. I do wonder how we will continue to spread the faith...

EDIT: I think he left the site.

Dear mods, please allow us the power to continue our faith here at the 'Planet.

 

[HP]

I'm not sure if Schwartz is still keeping tabs on the list. I do wonder how we will continue to spread the faith...

EDIT: I think he left the site.

Dear mods, please allow us the power to continue our faith here at the 'Planet.

Yea, oft does a prodigal son return but it may be some time. Please o great modtastic disciples of Turismo, grant to us this boon?

*offers sacrificial matte pink paint chip*

 

[KiroKai]

This thread is pure gold. Hilarious!

Thou shall not leave GTP. Ever!

 

[Madertus]

I'm not sure if Schwartz is still keeping tabs on the list. I do wonder how we will continue to spread the faith...

EDIT: I think he left the site.

Dear mods, please allow us the power to continue our faith here at the 'Planet.

Ahhh, 'tis the greatest shame.

Thus, I believe the Turismanity's ranks expand 'virtually', then? If yes, shalt I consider myself a fresh member?

This thread is pure gold. Hilarious!

Thou shall not leave GTP. Ever!

Shalt, my friend, shalt.

 

[W3H5]

Perhaps, staff permitting, I could open a new thread with updates and make a fresh start for our Turismite brothers; a place to gather our faithful and praise the Holy Turismo.

 

[FiftyBelowZero]

Thou shalt not driveth dirty...eth

Thou shalt not beth Forza nun...eth

Thou shalt not be Scumbageth Steve...eth

JENKINS' RULE: Thou shalt not worship thy evil traitor, Princeth Dan; worship the goodiez o' King Kaz of Turismite Religion...eth

 

[The Stig Farmer]

If thou forfeit thy religion, thou shalt be punished to an eternity of Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.

 

[FiftyBelowZero]

Thou shalt not findeth Lister Storm(eth) anywhereth

Thine NextBox shalt be banished, for PlayStation shalt rule with Turismite heritage

Thou shalt not sinneth in Turismite Online; but maketh doom in Forzite Online

Thou shalt troll Forzite Online

Thou shalt worship the Holy Ways of Polyphonus Digitus

"For King Kaz will sneaketh into the Forzite's room; and run em over with the secret Porsche"

 

[W3H5]

Fear not, good followers of Turismo. I am on a mission to seek salvation for this thread and revive it.

Apex.

 

[FiftyBelowZero]

Fear not, good followers of Turismo. I am on a mission to seek salvation for this thread and revive it.

Apex.

Apex my friend. The Book of Turismo willeth liveth on! All haileth Polyphonis Digitus.
Apex.

 

[Monatsende]

May the Schwartz be with us.
Apex.

 

[FiftyBelowZero]

May the Schwartz be with us.
Apex.

My friend, heard the news? Schwartz hath left us. We shalt chooseth our own path in the world of Turismo.

 

[tube chaser]

Thou shalt not become vexed because Standards hath been foresaken of wind-shield wipers & high-beam illuminations, when thou hast nary travelled after sunset during the great flood - whilst seated within thine chambers.

Apex

 

[hobanator24]

Forgive me, for I have already converted to Volkswagenism http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Volkswagenism

Maybe Volkswagenism & Turismanity can become one.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Nissan & it's greatest creation, the Skyline.

 

[Schwartz]

I have already converted to Volkswagenism.

Heresy, I say!

 

[FiftyBelowZero]

Heresy, I say!

Woot!

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Our glorious leader Schwartz has returned!

 

[Boxerdiesel]

Brethren add me please