The dumbest thing you ever did?

[XPOWER180]

Dumbest thing i did was to move out of my lovely little house and into one with my then girlfriend and then ask her to marry me. We're not married yet but i'm still stuck with her - and all the moaning and hissy fits.

 

[Stigsblkcousin]

Chatroulette.

 

[Coxis]

*puppy eyes*

"Y U NO

Let me chew on toy car?"

 

[socomplayer2]

Falling in love, becoming addicted to smoking and losing my license for racing.

 

[Prosthetic]

The dumbest thing you ever did? Every new relationship instantly becomes the new dumbest thing.

 

[Techy]

Thread revival? Sorry if it was a mistake...


The dumbest thing I've ever did is when I was literally stuck on a math question for 30 minutes raging why my math didn't work. I tried going it over again and again but nothing seemed to come up with a reasonable answer. I think it was a grid question, and had a trapezoid with a missing side. I had to find out the missing side's length. Anyway, I was going to explode with impatience until I saw the side was a hypotenuse of a right triangle hidden inside the trapezoid

Of course I have many other dumb events a lot worse than this

 

[Racedude]

The dumbest thing I've ever done was picking up a large bill, finding a homeless guy two blocks later, buying 5 hamburgers, give them all to him, and go back to the restaurant to buy one for myself.

 

[F1 fan]

Possibly the dumbest thing I've ever did was when I had had a little too much too drink one night and fell asleep in a pub. I was then asked to leave. What's that you say? That's not too bad? When I got outside, I decided it would be a good idea to lie down in the middle of the pavement and go for a sleep. The bouncer was a friend of mine and kept trying to wake me up.

Some random girls woke me up when they started taking pictures. At that point, I managed to get up on my feet and walk to the bus stop, where I fell asleep and woke to see the bus pull away.

 

[tfed]

Possibly the dumbest thing I've ever did was when I had had a little too much too drink one night and fell asleep in a pub. I was then asked to leave. What's that you say? That's not too bad? When I got outside, I decided it would be a good idea to lie down in the middle of the pavement and go for a sleep. The bouncer was a friend of mine and kept trying to wake me up.

Some random girls woke me up when they started taking pictures. At that point, I managed to get up on my feet and walk to the bus stop, where I fell asleep and woke to see the bus pull away.

Ouch,i did the same exact thing in.montreal,except i was sitting against a church wall ha. Whoops sorry god

 

[F1 fan]

Haha. Church wall. Now that's a good one. I have had many drunk adventures, but that's probably the most embarrassing one. I still drink in there when I'm in Scotland.

 

[W3H5]

Not me, but a friend (I've done some really stupid things!) has once asked me how much a £2 Special was at the local chip shop.

It was after we'd smoke lots of naught substances but honestly, is that an excuse?

It is something I'll never forget. I can't help but laugh every time I think of it, and it happened about 8 years ago!

 

[Ibonibo]

^Yes, actually it is an excuse.
Such dumb brain-stopd-working stuff happened to me so often.

Like ask 5 times the same question in an hour, cause you can't remember the answer.
Forget some basic word because too stone.
Getting a angry for not finding the lighter (which obviously is in the palm of the hand)
...

Hillarious,
Ahh good old times

Not the dumbest, but funny
A techer wouldn't let me use the bathroom, and we went down with the whole class for a trip (i was still young, 12 or something), but I really needed to pee.
So pee'd in the staircase on the way down, thinking nobody would notice, only it dropped on the teachers head one staircase below.
2 Weeks grounded after school for 1h30

 

[Slash]

Threw a full camping grill propane tank into a bonfire to see how big the explosion was. Not a good idea.

 

[Bopop4]

How far did you have to run away to avoid being covered in shrapnel?

 

[masterrawad]

Let's see, where to begin?

I microwaved foil. That was very messy.

I touched goose poop when I was little.

the stupidest thing I've done up to date was at a violin concert (yes, I play the violin)
There was a staccato (pluck the string) part, but I bowed through the whole thing. D'OH!

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Had a relationship with a married woman for a year.

 

[Dennisch]

Had a relationship with a married woman for a year.

What's wrong with that? Or where you in love with her?

 

[ZohsixGT5]

What's wrong with that? Or where you in love with her?

It's wrong in my mind, one of my biggest regrets. Definitely not in love.

 

[Slash]

How far did you have to run away to avoid being covered in shrapnel?

Lucky for me about 2 feet away from the fire was a 5 foot ledge for a small stream and I jumped over it. Actually took a minute to explode. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have had the balls to do it.

 

[HumanDestroyah]

I was hitting on a Persian girl at a mediteranian bar and having small talk. She said she had tickets to the World Cup and I was going with her friend. I said "cool! Who's playing?". Never got her phone number.

 

[Patrick]

Threw a full camping grill propane tank into a bonfire to see how big the explosion was. Not a good idea.

Why would you even think that was a good idea?

 

[Slash]

Why would you even think that was a good idea?

I didn't think it was a good idea. It was flat out stupid. But I was getting taunted for not doing it so I grew a pair basically so I said I did it. I do not recommend doing this. It was stupid, I know, hence being on topic. I also shot a propane tank with a 22 rifle before. I like explosions, I know.

 

[wfooshee]

Started watching the KONY video. I knew it was a dumb thing to do going in, but I was curious.

 

[Schwartz]

Started watching the KONY video. I knew it was a dumb thing to do going in, but I was curious.

Please don't derail this thread.

 

[popcorn]

Back when I was about four years old, I tried to jump down an entire flight of stairs to the ground. I had started out jumping down one or two stairs, but then I went completely crazy and tried to do the entire flight. Needless to say, it didn't end well.

 

[Peter.]

Am I the only person who has swallowed a coin as a child? It was unpleasant.

 

[masterrawad]

Am I the only person who has swallowed a coin as a child? It was unpleasant.

I swallowed a screw.

Now don't you feel special

 

[disinfected]

I was probably sixteen or so...duct taped a radio flyer wagon to the back of a moderately fast go-kart...and..rode in the wagon...as the go kart was at full throttle...in the middle of a road.

A car was coming towards us, our fearless driver needlessly cut the wheel. I'll let you figure it out on your own from there, but let's just say duct tape doesn't flex.....and here ten years later I can still point to the scar.

 

[GranTurismo916]

When I put a chocolate bar in the microwave, and it just happened to have a tin foin wrapper. (Don't ask me why I put a chocolate bar in the microwave).

 

[motortrend]

Probably when I was a kid trying to stand on top of the bicycle seat then jumping off, the first part went surprisingly well, but I did not understand inertia at the time and just thought I could jump off and land on the floor standing still, but of course, that's not what happened. I ended up rolling and getting a few scrapes, the bike went on and hit a car leaving a small dent. I soldiered on to my house with my scraped knee and dind't ride my bike for a month because of the paranoia I had that the car's owner would know it was me. Pretty hardcore, I know.