The FIFA Bribe Scandal...

Sepp Blatter has, apparently, been admitted to hospital for a stress-related breakdown and fatigue.

That old chestnut...

I was just going to post the same thing. Apparently he's had "a nervous shock". I should say so. He's in his eightieth year, perhaps it's time to think about him stepping down? :D
 
Apparently he's had "a nervous shock".

I'm sure he'll be fine.

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I still don't like any of the candidates running. But at least TwBlatter and TwPlatini aren't in it.

Edit: Platini can still run if his bans expire before February. Hrmph.
 
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More bannings!

Head of the Nepalese football association, Ganesh Thapa, received 10 years. Head of the Laos football association,Viphet Sihachakr, received 2 years,and both need to pay fines.

Jean Guy Blaise Mayolas and Badji Mombo Wantete, Vice president and Secretary General of the Congolese football association both are banned for 6 months.

Spains Angel Maria Villar has been fined.

If they keep this up there will be no one left to vote in February.
 
Blatty and Platty appeals have been shot down by the FIFA and they remain suspended. It would suit FIFA if they would extend that suspension until after the election.
 
Beeb are reporting something similar.

I still don't understand why nothing is being done even though FIFA admitted that the vote for Russia 2018 was pre-determined. What?! That can't be right, surely?

No, it's fine, let's continue having a rotten-to-the-core organisation govern the world's biggest sport.
 
I want a breakaway organisation. FIFA is a joke.

I can see it happening*. It would also throw FIFA's place on the IFAB, the board which decides the laws of the game, into question.

*Although that depends on how crooked the individual FAs are and whether they really want to leave FIFA's bosom.
 
They're both arguing that it's all a conspiracy to keep them out of office and that the ethics committee only took action because it's an election year.
 
They're both arguing that it's all a conspiracy to keep them out of office and that the ethics committee only took action because it's an election year.

They also act as if they really think that they didn't do anything wrong. They're so fraudulent, that their minds can't even think straight anymore.
 
It may seem ridiculous, but probably the president of the CBF, Marco Polo del Nero, will step down and in his place will enter a "new" 79-year-old president.

You can think: but... what this guy have made for the football in his country?

Nothing but destroy the football situation in his "command area".

Remembering: Del Nero can't leave the country because he probably will be arrested outside Brazil.
 
They're both arguing that it's all a conspiracy to keep them out of office and that the ethics committee only took action because it's an election year.
That's a good joke. Blatter only stepped down because his legacy in football is tainted. That and he has a US indictment waiting for him for money laundering. The only way to fight this is legal action, which he will fall flat on his face because this 8 year ban has a high level of proof to overturn.
 
Blatter says that he feels abandoned by FIFA and all that is left to fight for is his honour.








No, I couldn't read that with a straight face, either.
 
Secretary General Jerome Valcke is looking at a possible 9 year suspension and a 100k Swiss Franc fine.

I think FIFA is really trying to cut out all those who are shady in the wallet.
 
Secretary General Jerome Valcke is looking at a possible 9 year suspension and a 100k Swiss Franc fine.

I think FIFA is really trying to cut out all those who are shady in the wallet.

Good, the only way to hurt people who take bribes is with their money. They're already lowlife people.
 
FIFA are warily in that they may lose their main sponsors. This is the only way they can do to salvage the mess and preserve what is left in this organisation.
 
FIFA are warily in that they may lose their main sponsors. This is the only way they can do to salvage the mess and preserve what is left in this organisation.

But the cynic in me thinks that FIFA's recent efforts to try and clean up is exactly because of sponsor pressure and money, and not any altruistic desire to change football for the better.
 
Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini could face even longer bans after Fifa's ethics investigatory chamber confirmed it is appealing to increase the eight-year suspensions handed down to the two most powerful people in world football.

Blatter and Platini have themselves appealed against the eight-year bans imposed by the ethics committee's adjudicatory chamber last month, but now face a counter-appeal from the investigators who had originally sought a lifetime ban.

The bans were imposed over a £1.3million payment made to Uefa president Platini, signed off by Fifa president Blatter, in 2011 which they said was to settle a verbal agreement made 13 years beforehand.

Source.
 
Do people really think that cutting out the rotten core will cure FIFA's problems? I hypothesise that it will simply lead to a new set of cronies. As alluded to earlier this isn't an altruistic effort, it's due to increasing sponsor pressure.
 
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