The GTP Unofficial 2020 US Elections Thread

[Pupik]

I've always said that Jimmy Pesto is a sleaze bag.

"Your honor, my client was method acting."

 

[Brett]

Bob's Burgers actor Jay Johnston sentenced to a year in jail for US Capitol riots

Jay Johnston, a Hollywood actor, is one of the most high-profile people to be jailed for involvement in the 6 January 2021 riot.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[UKMikey]

This may only be election-adjacent but cash-strapped pillow "magnate" Mike Lindell is suing his loan shark:

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell’s financial woes are only getting more desperate

Exclusive: Lindell told The Independent his cash flow problems feel like “having a gun to your head,” before becoming incensed that his false claims of voting machine fraud aren’t making new headlines.

www.independent.co.uk

 

[TexRex]

 

[TexRex]

Oh.

 

[Pupik]

Oh.

I'm going to ask for my grand theft charges be dropped, because once I returned a library book during amnesty week.

 

[Blitz24]

IANAL, but I don't think those crimes can be pardoned like that.

 

[TB]

IANAL

 

[Blitz24]

YANALE