What, does the sign mean I'm
not supposed to intentionally ram this car? I never got the point of these signs other than the stupid flattered mothers who show off their babies to anyone and everyone. Wow, congratulations, you figured out how to reproduce. Nobody cares.
Suzuki Aerio SX. Slow as ****, so anything will arbitrarily top this. I hope to god this car doesn't win the category. Before I forget, here are next week's categories:
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Avant Garde - It seems that on a 20 minute walk around town, I'm bound to see 2 or 3 Audi wagons. How many can you spot in a week? Most Audi wagons gets a point. A tie would earn a point each.
Hardhats mandatory - Can you find a convertible hardtop? Retractible ones as seen on newer Mercedes, Volvo and BMW don't count. It has to be a completely removable shell. Boxsters have them, Miatas have them, BMW cabbies used to as well. Find them. Most wins, a tie would earn a point each.
Light is Right - Chapman philosophy: Add lightness. Lightest British car wins. Simple as it sounds.
And there was light - Rally stylin' light setup. Go out there and spot the Hellas, Bosch's or PIAAs. Most forward-facing
aftermarket lights wins.
BONUS:
e31 - Find a BMW e31, which is the 8-series GT sold from 1989 to 1999. Look for the numbers 830, 840 and 850. It's a treat every time I see one of these handsome machines. I'd love to see one, and if you do, you'll get a point.