The nice weather and women mystery

[smellysocks12]

So today the weather here is great as opposed to the past couple of months. One thing really puzzles my mind though, I saw SO MANY HOT WOMEN TODAY. It's not normal, do they hibernate in a basement throughout the winter? I never see that many hot chicks when I go somewhere, but today, the sun is shining, it's almost 30 degrees celcius and hot booty everywhere.


I mean I have 3 possible reasons I can think up why I suddenly notice all these hot females around.


1. They actually did stay inside throughout the winter and massively came out when they saw the sun shining.

2. All the bare cleavages and legs suddenly draw the attention away from their faces, since those mostly look way better than their faces. So now you finally realize that a half decent girl in a winter coat might actually be hotter than you'd think.

3. It's almost summer, animals start mating rituals and since we humans are related to apes (well, that's what the people like myself believe, who believe in the evolution theory) animal behavior starts to act up. So the prehistoric urge to reproduce launches a hormone nuke of testosteron which kinda decieves my brain like beer goggles would. My brain is tricking me and making all women look good to me....



Seriously, does ANYONE here know the explanation? I surely want to know!!

 

[1X83Z]

Wow. I think this might be the worst thread ever created here on GTPlanet, "The Colour Blue" included.

 

[smellysocks12]

Wow. I think this might be the worst thread ever created here on GTPlanet, "The Colour Blue" included.

I am looking for a scientific explanation here buddy, don't ruin it! 👍

 

[Duke]

I am looking for a scientific explanation here buddy, don't ruin it! 👍

OK, I'll explain it scientifically:

This is the worst thread ever started on GTPlanet, because:

1) It is a topic that doesn't really need to be discussed.

2) It's written in a tone that cannot possibly invite serious discussion in any way.

3) It's incredibly condescending toward women, and men for that matter.

4) It's pointless.

 

[1X83Z]

OK, I'll explain it scientifically:

This is the worst thread ever started on GTPlanet, because:

1) It is a topic that doesn't really need to be discussed.

2) It's written in a tone that cannot possibly invite serious discussion in any way.

3) It's incredibly condescending toward women, and men for that matter.

4) It's pointless.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Fair job.

 

[Smoke_U_24/7]

So today the weather here is great as opposed to the past couple of months. One thing really puzzles my mind though, I saw SO MANY HOT WOMEN TODAY. It's not normal, do they hibernate in a basement throughout the winter? I never see that many hot chicks when I go somewhere, but today, the sun is shining, it's almost 30 degrees celcius and hot booty everywhere.


I mean I have 3 possible reasons I can think up why I suddenly notice all these hot females around.


1. They actually did stay inside throughout the winter and massively came out when they saw the sun shining.

2. All the bare cleavages and legs suddenly draw the attention away from their faces, since those mostly look way better than their faces. So now you finally realize that a half decent girl in a winter coat might actually be hotter than you'd think.

3. It's almost summer, animals start mating rituals and since we humans are related to apes (well, that's what the people like myself believe, who believe in the evolution theory) animal behavior starts to act up. So the prehistoric urge to reproduce launches a hormone nuke of testosteron which kinda decieves my brain like beer goggles would. My brain is tricking me and making all women look good to me....



Seriously, does ANYONE here know the explanation? I surely want to know!!

I agree with you, hot women are very primitive, they kind of remind me of animals.
Anyway, here's my explanation:
Simply put, they were out in the winter, too, you just haven't noticed them because they were hitching rides with friends and family to school, cheerleading practice, etc, and they weren't in skimpy clothing when they were on there way.

 

[a6m5]

This is so true, where I live. In Oregon, it's cloudy or rainy, except in summer. As soon as the sun hits, all hot ladies come out of nowhere. I think it's little bit of the first two options. Hybernating and the revealing clothes.

 

[Danoff]

OK, I'll explain it scientifically:

This is the worst thread ever started on GTPlanet, because:

1) It is a topic that doesn't really need to be discussed.

2) It's written in a tone that cannot possibly invite serious discussion in any way.

3) It's incredibly condescending toward women, and men for that matter.

4) It's pointless.

Plus, the answer is obvious.

 

[smellysocks12]

I bet everyone who complained about the topic is married. Yeah, I feel sorry for you guys.... but I'm not married yet and I'll be keeping my eyes open for all the bootilicious eye-candy on the streets the upcoming couple of months. I'm sure you guys do as well, but wouldn't admit that in public because your wives know how to search through your internet explorer history.



It's dangerous though, all those revealing clothes. My sister was riding home from school on her bicycle, and some old, fat man on a scooter whistled at one of her friends because she was wearing a miniskirt. A couple of minutes by they rode by the guy standing next to his banged up scooter cursing with a headwound because he fell off it. He probably was watching chicks to much... so guys, don't say I never warned you. Don't get distracted while participating in traffic.


It's a true story which perfectly fits in this topic.

 

[a6m5]

So true. Good call smelly! 👍 Also, good advice on distraction. I've made my single, biggest mistake in the situation you described. It's so embarrassing, I'm not gonna even say what it was.

 

[smellysocks12]

So true. Good call smelly! 👍 Also, good advice on distraction. I've made my single, biggest mistake in the situation you described. It's so embarrassing, I'm not gonna even say what it was.

Hahah please share us your embarrassing moment. I tell people my most embarrassing moment all the time, about how I walked in the wrong house and almost went to sleep there when I was drunk. Since I live on 9th floor I also puked all the way down that night... great. And that's not even 1% of the story.

 

[emad]

I've come to the brink of vomiting many times at the malls thanks to dumbass mothers who let their 8 year old daughters run around in clothes that make them look like crack whores.

 

[smellysocks12]

I've come to the brink of vomiting many times at the malls thanks to dumbass mothers who let their 8 year old daughters run around in clothes that make them look like crack whores.

That's a sad thing yeah, but even worse are the 15 year olds wearing those type of clothes. I mean, some 15 year olds could physically pass for an 18 year old but they shouldn't be having sex yet, definitely not with a person much older than them. This type of clothing might cause confusing and make some men think that it's ok. No matter how an 8 year old is dressed, you can definitely tell that they aren't 18 yet. No confusion can exist with that.


While I definitely like eye-candy, I don't want to be looking at a 15 year old which is causing confusing with her clothes.... or rather, lack of clothes.

 

[PS]

That's a sad thing yeah, but even worse are the 15 year olds wearing those type of clothes. I mean, some 15 year olds could physically pass for an 18 year old but they shouldn't be having sex yet, definitely not with a person much older than them. This type of clothing might cause confusing and make some men think that it's ok. No matter how an 8 year old is dressed, you can definitely tell that they aren't 18 yet. No confusion can exist with that.


While I definitely like eye-candy, I don't want to be looking at a 15 year old which is causing confusing with her clothes.... or rather, lack of clothes.

I do.


But I'm 15, I can get away with it.

 

[Pupik]

I saw a lot of hot people today; but only after I stared at the sun for a long time.

Can I get an answer where to find those black LM cars again, or does this thread need a Glock?

 

[James2097]

If its raining, or cold outside, all the pubs/bars/clubs will be filled with beer swilling fat guys. If its a nice day however, all the hot girls are out. The weather plays a HUGE part in whether girls want to get out and about or not. Duh.

Basically, if its a nice day, its worth going out.
If its a dull day, its probably not worth it.

Basically, guys go out anytime to drink and be idiots and aren't as affected by the weather.
Girls tend to go out more as a special occasion, and will pick a good day.

 

[Mr. horse]

man's natural urge to gaze at bare skin, in the winter they wear clothes but in the summer they come outside in sexy little shirts and skirts and that immediatly draws attention and makes a man horny... funny you should say this because it was a sunny day yesterday and i was also noticing it and even thinking why i gazed like a dirty ol' man haha...(with drooling mouth), now you can understand why the muslims pack in their women so other men won't get horny all the time.

 

[xcsti]

Smelly socks, did anyone ever give you some version of the "birds and bees"? I think you need it.

 

[the_undrtaker89]

smelly socks, you make some smella smella smella threads my friend. And this one is just too smella for me.

 

[smellysocks12]

Well, to be honest... which one of these would you actually prefer?

If the other one might have been dressed a little more scarcely she might look a lot more attractive.... OR NOT!

 

[s0nny80y]

i love s fl hahaha




(dont be surprised if 0 forgets the search buttin again)