The Political Satire/Meme Thread

[Eunos_Cosmo]

You could get elected on the Taliban platform in a shockingly large part of the US - if you only swap Mohammed for the Jeez'

 

[UKMikey]

 

[TexRex]

 

[TexRex]

 

[HenrySwanson]

 

[Tornado]

 

[GranTurNismo]

 

[axletramp]

When you send your mates to the bar and they take way too long...

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Joey D]

Like that guy would know what a book is.

 

[Dennisch]

Like that guy would know what a book is.

 

[axletramp]

Ah, that famous parable of the Donuts and Fishes.

 

[Joey D]

Ah, that famous parable of the Donuts and Fishes.

Nah, not donuts, just holy bread.

 

[Danoff]

Nah, not donuts, just holy bread.

Do nut ask me to top that one.

 

[TheCracker]

Ah, that famous parable of the Donuts and Fishes.

Bagels and fishes. Jesus was a jew after all.

 

[GBO Possum]

Bagels and fishes. Jesus was a jew after all.

Did you mean "bagels and lox"? Or would just any fish do?

 

[axletramp]

Bagels and fishes. Jesus was a jew after all.

What a joyous day it was when Jesus turned up and knocked out smoked salmon bagels for everyone.

 

[TexRex]

Kegels, Candace. Kegels.

 

[Populuxe]

Kegels, Candace. Kegels.

Sadly not a real tweet. But the fact that people look at it and think "yeah, I can totally see her saying that" says more about her than her own tweets.

 

[McLaren]

You can tell it's fake because it's too calm & rational.

 

[TexRex]

I was fairly certain it was fake having seen the "signature" in the quote tweet border. I'd probably have put it in Cursed if not for that.

 

[Liquid]

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These NFTs are getting ridiculous.

 

[tarnheld]

At a butcher shop in Kaliningrad, the sign says "No man left behind. We will restore Russia's greatness".

 

[inCloud]

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At a butcher shop in Kaliningrad, the sign says "No man left behind. We will restore Russia's greatness".

Accidental russian symbolism.

 

[axletramp]

Why aren't you allowed to take a phone in the butchers?

 

[GBO Possum]

Why aren't you allowed to take a phone in the butchers?

Probably the same reason as “No Cameras”. However the thought of what they might be trying to hide from the camera’s prying eye makes me gag a little.

 

[Blitz24]

Why aren't you allowed to take a phone in the butchers?

They REALLY want to make sure you keep coming as a customer as the meat preparing process can be a bit grotesque.

Source: In 7th grade I performed a ritual slaughter of a chicken (that thankfully nobody ever ate because I did it terribly).

 

[inCloud]

Why aren't you allowed to take a phone in the butchers?

Its annoying

 

[Dennisch]

 

[GranTurNismo]

Spoiler: Contains cuss word