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Juneteenth is a summer federal holiday for crying out loud. Walmart can't have an ice cream for a hot federal holiday?
 
Woke just means not hating gay people or juneteenth? Woke apparently means not being a white supremacist. Uh oh, I just realized I'm woke!
"C'mon, haven't you at least woken up got out of bed once in a while with the burning desire to violently overthrow your own government? GD snowflake. Why don't Walmart or commie B'n'J do an ice cream flavor for that?"

All I could come up with as a name was "Insurrection Confection".
 
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If I do have any problem with this, it's more to do with the Juneteenth ice cream's flavor apparently being a mix of Red Velvet and Cheesecake.

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Oh, man...good red velvet cheesecake is awesome. Of course this is Walmart ice cream so it's probably not awesome.
 
Oh, man...good red velvet cheesecake is awesome. Of course this is Walmart ice cream so it's probably not awesome.
Red Velvet cake is good (as long as it doesn't have cream cheese icing), but I personally don't like cheesecake in any capacity, so that was an instant nope for me. And Walmart ice cream, at least the last time I had it, is indeed quite lackluster.

If it was up to me, I probably would've tried to do a Malva Pudding style flavor (although I haven't eaten that since I was a kid), or maybe a Peach Cobbler or Apple Pie flavor, either standalone or mixed. After all, what's a Southern-style dessert without a potential risk of instant diabetes?
 
Vanilla is dangerously... yellow. Far too woke.

Maude Flanders only approves of unflavoured.
 
The anti-wokers weren't the only ones with an issue. Finally something both groups can agree on. The ice cream has been pulled from the shelves.

I say the same thing to the critics on that "side" of the issue as well:

Juneteenth is a summer federal holiday for crying out loud. Walmart can't have an ice cream for a hot federal holiday?
 
gasps, causing crumbs to fall out of my mouth full of delicious cream cheese-frosted carrot cake
I knew there's been something missing from my smoked salmon bagels recently. Thanks for the reminder.

When I was a kid, Henry Kissinger was the Anti-Christ.

Here is the proof.
If you misspell Gorbachev as GORBACHOV and add the ASCII values for each letter I think they total 667. He even had the red mark on his head.
 
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