The Political Satire/Meme Thread

[JKgo]

That... is one of the most random things I've seen today.

 

[TexRex]

 

[NotThePrez]

gasps, causing crumbs to fall out of my mouth full of delicious cream cheese-frosted carrot cake

 

[Blitz24]

If you misspell Gorbachev as GORBACHOV and add the ASCII values for each letter I think they total 667. He even had the red mark on his head.

So.... Half-Life 2 confirmed?

 

[Joey D]

Buck Sexton sounds like the star of a porno you buy on the Wal-Mart discount DVD rack.

 

[TexRex]

Buck Sexton sounds like the star of a porno you buy on the Wal-Mart discount DVD rack.

He looks like who you'd expect to be the star of a porno you buy on the Wal-Mart discount DVD rack.

Wide Receiver: The Legend of Buck Sexton

 

[Jezza819]

Tucker looks like he's in the grips of trying to hold in a fart.

 

[UKMikey]

Buck Sexton sounds like the star of a porno you buy on the Wal-Mart discount DVD rack.

Suck Bexton.

 

[MaxAttack]

"C'mon, haven't you at least woken up got out of bed once in a while with the burning desire to violently overthrow your own government? GD snowflake. Why don't Walmart or commie B'n'J do an ice cream flavor for that?"

All I could come up with as a name was "Insurrection Confection".

Rum 'n' Treason?

 

[Populuxe]

Tucker looks like he's in the grips of trying to hold in a fart.

So no different than normal, really.

 

[Lain]

Front page of The Onion:

 

[TexRex]

 

[Populuxe]

Front page of The Onion:

It has it's own Wikipedia page.

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[TexRex]

 

[ScottPuss20]

HOW DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[UKMikey]

Poor Jody...

 

[Blitz24]

HOW DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?

Must be placing wanted ads on 4/8 chan.
Wanted: Person who can make ridiculous statements on TV and hold a straight face.

 

[merseyxshore]

Must be placing wanted ads on 4/8 chan.
Wanted: Person who can make ridiculous statements on TV and hold a straight face.

I bet Tucker has some kind of face-gym where all he does is practice that face for hours at a time to the Rocky theme.

 

[Jezza819]

HOW DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?

Have you ever overturned an old piece of plywood that's been lying around outside for years or maybe a big rock and all sorts of rats, snakes, and other vermin come scurrying out?

 

[McLaren]

HOW DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?

Easy. How willing are you to sell your soul to say silly things to easily convinced people?

 

[TheCracker]

 

[Liquid]

 

[TheCracker]

 

[Brett]

Must be placing wanted ads on 4/8 chan.
Wanted: Person who can make ridiculous statements on TV and hold a straight face.

The really sad thing is not all of them have to pretend to hold a straight face, especially from the 4/8 chan crowd. They legitimately hold their awful beliefs.

Easy. How willing are you to sell your soul to say silly things to easily convinced people?

Or that.

 

[Scaff]

 

[TexRex]

 

[Danoff]

God needed to experience being shot in school, and also wanted to learn about what it's like to have a kid murdered at school. Sure, it was done at Sandyhook, but God needed to know more. [/s]

 

[Brett]

Questions like that are going to get Fox News cancelled by evangelicals.

God needed to experience being shot in school, and also wanted to learn about what it's like to have a kid murdered at school. Sure, it was done at Sandyhook, but God needed to know more. [/s]

God:

 

[Jezza819]

Probably taking cover so somebody doesn't shoot him/her/it.