The Xbox One Thread - One X & One SXBOne

[crooky369]

But it is a parody right!?

Clearly a 'shop! Taking the mick out of this old favorite:

Or so I thought...

http://majornelson.com/2013/06/13/win-a-special-mountain-dew-doritos-xbox-one-promotional-package/



Love this one though:

 

[DustDriver]

Drink and crisps to watch some tv. It fits perfectly in the Xbox marketing strategy.

 

[JSilvaGT]

I still don't entirely understand how this isn't some sort of parody.

That isn't a parody, Is the best Combination Ever.


Mountain Dew + Doritos + XBOXONE = EPIC WIN!

 

[dr_slump]

Silva your attemps to show irony could need a bit more of a touch of indication.

 

[Lain]

Looks like I'll be getting an Xbox None.

I don't give a rat's ass about the attempt to block the sale of used games, I could care less about the always-on Kinect (unplug the thing when you're not using it if you're that freaked out about it)... but I flat-out refuse to support a game console that mandates an internet connection and periodic check-ins in order to even function as a game console. Ever.


...Well, unless they invent some sort of crazy quantum internet connection that allows people to have perfect, lightning-fast internet connections at all times, regardless of where they might currently be in the universe, observable or otherwise. And even then, only if Microsoft was legally obligated to disable the internet requirement should they ever discontinue Xbox One support, shut down Xbox Live, happen to go bankrupt, or do anything else imaginable that would result in the Xbox One no longer being able to successfully check-in and continue to function as a game console.

 

[Famine]

Mountain Dew + Doritos + XBOXONE = EPIC WIN!

Worst attempt at an anagram ever.

I'd go for "Mountain Dew + Doritos + XBOXONE" = "Unisex mood extortion - and bow".

 

[m8h3r]

I'd go more along the lines of obese 10 year olds. Seems that will the main target for Xbone.

 

[TheDabbinDave]

Drink and chips to watch some tv. It fits perfectly in the Xbox marketing strategy.

You don't have to worry about a discussing coating of food on the controller! Well, sort of.

 

[Monatsende]

I'd go more along the lines of obese 10 year olds. Seems that will the main target for Xbone.

Every product needs a core target group.

 

[MXH]

That isn't a parody, Is the best Combination Ever.


Mountain Dew + Doritos + XBOXONE = EPIC WIN!

Geoff, is that you?

 

[Monatsende]

Worst attempt at an anagram ever.

I'd go for "Mountain Dew + Doritos + XBOXONE" = "Unisex mood extortion - and bow".

Anagrams, eh?

Microsoft XBOXONE =

Boxiest Conform Ox
or
So Toxic Box For Men

There may be many many more - most of them with an "ox" inside I guess.

 

[Slash]

Of course its an exaggeration its the best way to get a point across.

This.

 

[Tornado]

An exaggeration is only the best way to get the point across when it is withing the realm of comparison and the person you are talking with doesn't understand the initial statement. Saying Microsoft "might as well file for bankruptcy" and that "Sony just won themselves several billion customers" is so far beyond being valid that it laps into complete absurdity.

 

[F1 fan]

Or so I thought...

http://majornelson.com/2013/06/13/win-a-special-mountain-dew-doritos-xbox-one-promotional-package/

One of the comments is hilarious. "Do you need Internet access to eat the Doritos?"

 

[ZohsixGT5]

You must connect to the internet for every 5th dorito you eat.

 

[Waheed]

One of the comments is hilarious. "Do you need Internet access to eat the Doritos?"

at least you could share it with your friends? or is it DNA locked?

 

[USARMYCOMBATVET]

at least you could share it with your friends? or is it DNA locked?

Kinect tracks the Doritos through the digestive system.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

This thread is gold

 

[klondike]

I did not read the whole thread

Does anyone know is it posibel to connect G25 wheel to Xbox One ?

 

[Waheed]

I did not read the whole thread

Does anyone know is it posibel to connect G25 wheel to Xbox One ?

I don't think so, I read somewhere they're making a new wheel for Forza 5

 

[Suzumiya]

That box has GOT to be a joke! It's like if r/circlejerk decided to design the special edition.

 

[HBR-Roadhog]

I did not read the whole thread

Does anyone know is it posibel to connect G25 wheel to Xbox One ?

I would say no, the G25 has never worked with the Xbox and even the wheels made for the XBox 360 will not work with the XB1 as far as we can tell.

 

[Earth]

Microsoft Employees ambushing Nintendo Best Buy events, says 'why bother with Wii U when Xbox One is around the corner'

http://haverzine.com/2013/06/13/mic...hing-nintendos-best-buy-e3-experience-events/

go nintendo

neogaf

 

[RACECAR]

Microsoft Employees ambushing Nintendo Best Buy events, says 'why bother with Wii U when Xbox One is around the corner'

http://haverzine.com/2013/06/13/mic...hing-nintendos-best-buy-e3-experience-events/

go nintendo

neogaf

Surely, this has to be a joke.

 

[Robin]

soon MS is going to do door to door selling of the thing!

 

[m8h3r]

Microsoft Employees ambushing Nintendo Best Buy events, says 'why bother with Wii U when Xbox One is around the corner'

Because Nintendo isn't going to watch me undress

 

[Monatsende]

I hope I won`t get bothered by a Microsoft employee when I try to buy a Blu-ray player. (Not that I want to...)

 

[RACECAR]

I suppose you can't wave your hand in front of the Camera and go "You don't need to see me".

 

[HKS racer]

soon MS is going to do door to door selling of the thing!

They can try.

 

[Terronium-12]

I suppose you can't wave your hand in front of the Camera and go "You don't need to see me".

I have incentive to use Kinect on day one:

I'm dead serious too.