TOCA Season 4 OFF

[DaxCobra]

Everything Carbonox says:

"Akmuq's a number 2"
"Akmuq you're slower then Furi"
"Huh"
"[insert name here] has a date"
"Huh"
"Mazda"
"Huh"

It's funny 'cos it's true.

"Akmuq's a number 2"
"Akmuq you're slower then Furi"
"Huh"
"Neljack has a date"
"Huh"
"Mazda"
"Huh"

 

[Carbonox]

Huh. Akmuq, Furi is faster than you, do you understand? Huh. Go Mazda! Huh. Furi and Dax have a date. Huh. Duh. Huh.

 

[Akmuq]

Oh, I forgot.

"Dax never stops saying "Huh.""

 

[DaxCobra]

Huh. Akmuq, Furi is faster than you, do you understand? Huh. Go Mazda! Huh. Furi and Dax have a date. Huh. Duh. Huh.

OMG I KNOW I AM FASTER THAN YOU BUT FOR SUM REASUN I CANT SET A FASTUR LAP!!.

You forgot that Akmuq.

 

[Carbonox]

Oh, I forgot.

"Dax never stops saying "Huh.""

I don't mind 'cos it's my favorite quote. Even better than Furi's "Three wide!" even though that one's a living legend in NASCAR type events.

 

[Furinkazen]

I'm a lot faster than I used to be, and I won with no help at Laguna last season...

 

[DaxCobra]

I don't mind 'cos it's my favorite quote. Even better than Furi's "Three wide!" even though that one's a living legend in NASCAR type events.

I love that lol, every TOCA practise event, you just hear a faint "THREE WIDE!!" but I CANT HEAR IT OVER MY ENZO!

 

[Carbonox]

I'm a lot faster than I used to be, and I won with no help at Laguna last season...

Remember that tonight you're coming to test my tracks' eligibility for future racing events

 

[Akmuq]

I don't mind 'cos it's my favorite quote. Even better than Furi's "Three wide!" even though that one's a living legend in NASCAR type events.

What about neljack?

 

[DaxCobra]

Remember that tonight you're coming to test my tracks' eligibility for future racing events

User Title Edited.

 

[Furinkazen]

I love that lol, every TOCA practise event, you just hear a faint "THREE WIDE!!" but I CANT HEAR IT OVER MY ENZO!

Hahaha THREE WIDE! Crafted from the NASCAR commentary greats (especially DW)... you should hear my BOOGITY-BOOGITY-BOOGITY in Sprint Cup

AND I CAN'T HEAR IT OVER MY MAZDA THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ENZO?

 

[Carbonox]

User Title Edited.

Wow, you call people names in your user title. Really shows that you're almost a year younger than me. 👎

 

[DaxCobra]

Hahaha THREE WIDE! Crafted from the NASCAR commentary greats (especially DW)... you should hear my BOOGITY-BOOGITY-BOOGITY in Sprint Cup

AND I CAN'T HEAR IT OVER MY MAZDA THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ENZO?

BLESS THE DRIVERS AND USE THEM TONIGHT.... LORD I WANNA THANK YOU FOR MY SMOKIN' HAAT WIFE...

(Which Carb is not interested in)

 

[DaxCobra]

Wow, you call people names in your user title. Really shows that you're almost a year younger than me. 👎

says the one who thinks hes a penguin...

 

[Carbonox]

BLESS THE DRIVERS AND USE THEM TONIGHT.... LORD I WANNA THANK YOU FOR MY SMOKIN' HAAT WIFE...

(Which Carb is not interested in)

Well duh!

 

[Akmuq]

Changed my user title as well.

 

[DaxCobra]

Changed my user title as well.

Win.

 

[Furinkazen]

BLESS THE DRIVERS AND USE THEM TONIGHT.... LORD I WANNA THANK YOU FOR MY SMOKIN' HAAT WIFE...

(Which Carb is not interested in)

Hahah that one Title edited on mine... ~Notices how only Volvo drivers don't resort to cheap tricks~

 

[Carbonox]

says the one who thinks hes a penguin...

So you think I'm not, huh? You have no proof that I wouldn't be a penguin.

 

[DaxCobra]

Hahah that one Title edited on mine... ~Notices how only Volvo drivers don't resort to cheap tricks~

I am a reindeer, and you are penguin, Carbonox.

Reindeer > Penguin.

 

[Akmuq]

Hahah that one Title edited on mine... ~Notices how only Volvo drivers don't resort to cheap tricks~

You're the one who wanted success ballast so you could win a reverse grid event. Quite the cheap trick.

 

[Carbonox]

I am a reindeer, and you are penguin, Carbonox.

Reindeer > Penguin.

Sorry, but the fact you can fly doesn't make you any better than me.

Case closed.

 

[Akmuq]

I am a reindeer, and you are penguin, Carbonox.

Reindeer > Penguin.

I'm Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris> Everything> Penguin

 

[Carbonox]

I'm Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris> Everything> Penguin

The oldest joke on earth

 

[DaxCobra]

Sorry, but the fact you can fly doesn't make you any better than me.

Case closed.

But the fact I can eat you does.

Shark > Human

Tiger > Human

Cat > Mouse

Reindeer > All

 

[Furinkazen]

You're the one who wanted success ballast so you could win a reverse grid event. Quite the cheap trick.

Low shot no?

Reverse grid's are going to be very competitive this season... I see a lot of different winners...

~Anyone got any tickets to trade by the way?

 

[Carbonox]

But the fact I can eat you does.

Shark > Human

Tiger > Human

Cat > Mouse

Reindeer > All

Reindeer don't eat meat, so you failed.

 

[DaxCobra]

Reindeer don't eat meat, so you failed.

Meat-eating reindeers do.

 

[Akmuq]

Low shot no?

Reverse grid's are going to be very competitive this season... I see a lot of different winners...

~Anyone got any tickets to trade by the way?

Sorry Furi.

Out of curiosity do you know how much people won a race in Season 2? I think we could beat it this season.👍


Don't think I have tickets.

 

[Furinkazen]

I reckon I have most Christmas spirit in Team FTR due to the fact we have a Scandinavian car.

Anyone been testing lately?