Touring Mars
Apparently the England team have arrived in Poland, only to discover that their hotel is within earshot of a local tradition where a man plays a trumpet into the surrounding area, on the hour, every hour.
Cool another excuse for when England fail.
So then atm we're on :
1. Trumpet
2. Intensity of the Prem
3. No winter break
4. Stephen Kelly
5. Injuries
6. Not strict enough / too strict on free time
7. Too many foreigners in the Prem
8. Too much pressure on the players
9. Wrong formation / tactics
10. Redknapp should be coach, not Roy
11. Rooney
didn't play good enough and is crap wasn't in his preferred position / didn't have suitable tactics
12. Squad morale was low after the Terry affair
13. Games were too far apart distance wise
14. Racist chants disturbed the players
15. Roy was appointed too late
16. Squad don't have enough time to bond
17. Hotel wasn't up to standard
18. Players missed their wives
19. Clubs don't give young players a chance
20. Big clubs rob youth players of play time
21. Rooney should be captain
22. FA are useless
23. Pitch was poor
24. Games were too close to each other time wise.
25. Should be goal lone technology
26. England deserved X amount of penalties.
27. Rooney's sending off was too harsh
28. Other team used negative tactics
29. Temperature was too high/low
30. Opposition was underestimated
Right there's 30. At least 25 of these will be used in the Sun by next month, you watch.