What does a car say about its driver?

[AMCNUT]

Bmw 8 series coupe

I'm a young junior executive at a big company and I know that the terms 'BMW' and 'V12'* will garner lots of positive responses at work. Also, I commute via major highway to work everyday and would rather sit in traffic than use public transit.

* I'm making the assumption that this particular 8 Series has the V12 and not the V8

Alfa-Romeo 155

 

[sumbrownkid]

I'm a young junior executive at a big company and I know that the terms 'BMW' and 'V12'* will garner lots of positive responses at work. Also, I commute via major highway to work everyday and would rather sit in traffic than use public transit.

* I'm making the assumption that this particular 8 Series has the V12 and not the V8

Alfa-Romeo 155

I pretend I'm a touring car racer when the wife is not around.

Dodge Dart 2013 model.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Hi. My name is Tom and I have three fancy rings. Oh some guy gave me an Alfa Romeo and said it was a Dodge.


Yamaha V-Max

 

[Ven0m]

Hi. My name is Tom and I have three fancy rings. Oh some guy gave me an Alfa Romeo and said it was a Dodge.

Yamaha V-Max

I'm compensating for something.

Chrysler Sebring convertible.

 

[Doog]

Chrysler Sebring convertible.

I'm 75 years young, I live alone with my Chihuahua, Stacy, and my interests include bingo, television, and sequins. I live in a retirement community in Florida, and although my car is a convertible, I have never put the roof down, and never will.

BMW X6

 

[sumbrownkid]

BMW X6

I'm voting for Romney.

Brabus A-Class.

 

[lldantell]

I'm voting for Romney.

Brabus A-Class.

If you like luxury and refinement and everything you like from a Mercedes but want to smoke some m5s,then I'm the car for you

Hennessy venom gt

 

[sumbrownkid]

Hennessy venom gt

I love to get ripped off by sleazy businessman. The cars are great though.

Alpina B6.

 

[AMCNUT]

Alpina B6.

I'm a discerning Euro-car enthusiast who wanted something more exclusive than an M6. Also, most you will never, ever come within 10 feet of my car. Stand over there, please.

Citroen CX

 

[YouButNotYou]

I'm a discerning Euro-car enthusiast who wanted something more exclusive than an M6. Also, most you will never, ever come within 10 feet of my car. Stand over there, please.

Citroen CX

I'm a fat 60 year old pensioner who needs a comfortable, big car to fit my fat belly. I have no family, I do not own any pets and I'm a loner.

Range Rover Evoque Prestige..

 

[deadcell96]

I'm a fat 60 year old pensioner who needs a comfortable, big car to fit my fat belly. I have no family, I do not own any pets and I'm a loner.

Range Rover Evoque Prestige..

If I didn't buy this for my wife, she was going to leave me and take the kids.

Pontiac g6

 

[YouButNotYou]

If I didn't buy this for my wife, she was going to leave me and take the kids.

Pontiac g6

I have a Pink Mohawk, 3 children and no sense of fashion or style... I want an Ugly American Saloon(imagining its the saloon version) with a grill the size of my house.

Aston Martin Cygnet.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

^

I have a Pink Mohawk, 3 children and no sense of fashion or style... I want an Ugly British/Japanese hatchback with a grill the size of my house.

80s Town Car (be careful on this one)

 

[Rotary Junkie]

^

I have a Pink Mohawk, 3 children and no sense of fashion or style... I want an Ugly British/Japanese hatchback with a grill the size of my house.

80s Town Car (be careful on this one)

If black with all chrome still intact, completely OEM: "I'm from the mob."

If any other color: "I'm 80."

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Suicide-door Continental, hardtop.

 

[E28]

I bought this back in the day, and I've still got it. American made cars are all I'll ever buy!

Audi Quattro

 

[Rotary Junkie]

80s Town Car

I wanted a car with a big, thirsty, underpowered V8 that's the size of most towns, and goes like one too. Not that that matters, because it's meant to be like that! LAND-YACHTS FTW

Big? It's a 5L. It's small. Tiny, even.

Thirsty? It's moving 4000lbs of car, the 17-19mpg is pretty much in line with what it should get.

Slow? Again, 4000lbs of car.

 

[Bopop4]

Audi Quattro

I keep my baby in a pristine, climate controlled, ninja guarded glass box 23 hours of each day, the other hour is me reading Group B stories to it.

Honda CBR250RR

 

[Azure Flare]

Honda CBR250RR

I forgot there are bike manufactures other than Honda.

Morgan 3-wheeler.

 

[Bopop4]

And then Nick mutilated a 20,000RPM screamer.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

I forgot there are bike manufactures other than Honda.

Morgan 3-wheeler.

Hey, look at me, I'm pretending to fight in the Battle of Britain! It's so much fun!

Hyundai i40

 

[peter_vod69]

Hey, look at me, I'm pretending to fight in the Battle of Britain! It's so much fun!

Hyundai i40

You'd think a junior sales rep could afford a better car than this...

Pontiac Parisienne

 

[YouButNotYou]

I forgot there are bike manufactures other than Honda.

Morgan 3-wheeler.

I am writing on behalf of my beloved friend.. He is in hospital after turning a corner too fast and his car flipped.

Pontiac Parisienne:
Hey look at me! I'm a drug dealer in my jet-black bulletproof Pontiac.. I'm another horrible, cheaply built American car!

Fiat 500 Abarth.

 

[alexlam24]

I am writing on behalf of my beloved friend.. He is in hospital after turning a corner too fast and his car flipped.

Pontiac Parisienne:
Hey look at me! I'm a drug dealer in my jet-black bulletproof Pontiac.. I'm another horrible, cheaply built American car!

Fiat 500 Abarth.

Hey my name is Nick! I'm a college student and I think the mini Cooper is too mainstream so I bought this! It sounds like a Ferrari and because Fiat owns Ferrari I technically own a Ferrari. *does homework*
Nissan 370Z Nismo

 

[the_stig_1]

Hey my name is Nick! I'm a college student and I think the mini Cooper is too mainstream so I bought this! It sounds like a Ferrari and because Fiat owns Ferrari I technically own a Ferrari. *does homework*
Nissan 370Z Nismo

"yo, i iz asian bruh, i got da nizmo. i got street cred bruh. yuh, itz fully sick bruh"

Jeep Grand Cherokee

 

[Youngun]

"yo, i iz asian bruh, i got da nizmo. i got street cred bruh. yuh, itz fully sick bruh"

Jeep Grand Cherokee

I wanted a Range Rover Sport/BMW X5/ Mercedes ML63/ Porsche Cayenne but couldn't afford one so I get the cheap option instead. Nice piece of American lump on my drive right there.....paying a lot for fuel and tax and insurance and style and well everything else.

Honda Integra DC5 type r

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Big? It's a 5L. It's small. Tiny, even.

Thirsty? It's moving 4000lbs of car, the 17-19mpg is pretty much in line with what it should get.

Slow? Again, 4000lbs of car.

The '80 Town Car had a 351, mine ('89) has the 4.9, and can get 22mpg. And really, its not THAT slow as long as you know how to work the pedal to confuse the transmission.

Back on topic

 

[Murcie_LP640]

Honda Integra DC5 type r

I may cop flak for my "VTEC kicking in, yo" but I bought this simply because I appreciate what a damn good car it is to drive.

Chrysler 300C SRT8

 

[Kent]

300c srt8

Wanted a cts-v but hate GM and couldnt pay for the AMG.

2012 camaro rs

 

[YouButNotYou]

300c srt8

Wanted a cts-v but hate GM and couldnt pay for the AMG.

2012 camaro rs

I wanted a tire-burning, Hollywood Flash car... For a CHEAP price. I have poor visibility, a small boot/trunk and such cramped backseats Richard Hammond couldn't fit into them.

Jaguar XFR.

 

[DaxCobra]

I wanted a tire-burning, Hollywood Flash car... For a CHEAP price. I have poor visibility, a small boot/trunk and such cramped backseats Richard Hammond couldn't fit into them.

Jaguar XFR.

I am a business man looking for a fast and comfortable way of getting from A to B. I drive around 250 miles a day, so I need something that wont tire me out.

Toyota GT1 Road Car